Similar to Whole Foods, where I marvel at the yuppie suburbanite douchebags trying to ram their mega-sized Tahoes into compact parking spots

"Zuckerberg, Chan shift bulk releasing an acrid smell from their undersides" There--fixed it for you

Good Lord. Sit this one out Champ. thehill.com/opinion/educ...

Where is ICE when you need it?

Hassett or Bessent--I am having a hard time discerning who is the bigger turd

How is Bessent NOT lampooned every week? He gives interviews constantly, blatantly lies and/or says stuff that doesn't make any sense

The guy on the right is on a pretty good Jeapordy run

What if there aren’t any?

No, some dolt on the @cmu.edu board will say she should be a fellow for her diversity of opinion (like Grenell)

Children of the Corn, 20 years later

Attn: @uvalaw.bsky.social

What I wouldn’t give to have @goingmedieval.bsky.social as a guest during the holidays this year. I would be happily tipsy in the corner watching her school the extended familial troglodytes

I don’t really care if it helps with messaging, but this pope seems to be enjoying his cause celebre

honest to God @collegeboard.org I have had better interactions with @verizonofficial.bsky.social

The economy of Owatonna is teetering

@collegeboard.org website is horseshit! Trying to register my son for the December SAT and keep getting denied. Even tried creating a new account for him but still no go. As an org that is teetering on irrelevance, one would think the primary method of gaining business would be more accommodating

Alito & wife scanning the country to see where they can do the most damage. When the mobs come for them, they can take solace in the fact that they were shitty to the end

Re-read former UVA Pres. Ryan's letter to the faculty senators (11/14) again---and confirms my belief that University Boards are filled with mainly self-serving tools. Rachel Sheridan and Porter Wilkison are human limp-dicks (as if most of the rest of the UVA Board).

Not even a year, and we have lost all common sense

They used to be called key parties

WHAT?!

Tarentum man mauled by his own dogs triblive.com/local/valley...

Clay, getting ready to switch the castaways' personalities around

A big indicator of this fascist moment, for me, was exposing Hanania’s past as pseudonymous white supremacist blogger, him issuing a non-apology apology then writing gutter racist shit under real name, & nevertheless enjoying mainstream success reminder of who he is www.huffpost.com/entry/richar...

What I don't get is why won't people (reporters; politicians, ANYONE) push back on Trump. He calls you a pig? Call him a fat, dotard with bad make-up and a small penis.

Derrick Van Orden is such a turd. Been living off his "Navy Seal" days forever---just a lying, conniving turd.

The best acting of Ben Affleck's career

Parker Posey should get the Pam Biondi role in the film of this shit-show. Will Ferrell is Bessent

Dave “Porcelain” Portnoy

I saw this interview, and I couldn't get past the fact that the guy's face looks like Rick Moranis from Ghostbusters

What's the blowjob email from the Epstein cache (and how does it NOT involve Bessent?)

Awwww, look at Woodstock acting like a big-boy

Summers looks like the human incarnation of Gil from the Simpsons

I’m happy to say I have no idea who Olivia Nuzzi is, and have no intention of finding out

Bryson, squinting hard at his enemy: pew…pew, pew pew

Go #BobbyMo

Misread this as “victory comes from the Lard”

Avoiding the Malachi Crunch

So much of the Epstein files are fucking dorks trying to get laid and the only way they can do it is criminally

You'll never convince me this guy isn't a Busey progeny

We have a new definition of “irony” www.chronicle.com/article/univ...

Sadly, this is the only type of bona fides a person needs to rise up in the GOP

This is a conversation between a tanning-salon nut who became HHS Secretary, and a shape-shifter who grovels to a man he once called "America's Hitler." 30 years ago, an HHS/VP convo would have meant Donna Shalala and Al Gore.

Scraping the bottom of the barrel when Boebert is included

Has anyone checked in on Jordan Peterson?

Naked bike rides for all!

Hit the brakes folks! Pitino (and Dakich) are the very last fucking people to talk about hypocrisy (and integrity)

Story #2: My Botox looks totally normal

Those Baylor athletics sexual assaults when Ken Starr was Prez make more sense now

Didn’t see Kavanaugh being forced to retire as part of the Epstein files. But, maybe now we know who paid Bret’s bills