Have you considered worshiping some arcanine balls?

What's up Helldivers, did you know that Super Earth wants YOU to face fuck the Illuminate? Dont ask WHY that's anti-democratic. Just do it, Helldiver!!

I dont care how much the universe tries to force Amazing Digital Circus on me, I will not watch it.

What's up nerds, I'm going to be doing a big project this next year. The plan: Get porn of my Arcanine sona with every eeveelution (1 male and 1 female piece), eevee included). If you got eeveelutions, send them my way and we'll make some magic happen.

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Drug trade? Nah, I am in the Cum Trade.

Is this the time where I start uploading pictures of my penis

Ok I followed a bunch of people off Levin's follow list. Now I'm ready to engage in lewd behavior and stalk profiles for porn.