WOWIE GUYS I SURE AM GLAD TO BE ALIVE!!!!!!!! I AM NOT SAYING THIS TO PROVE I AM NOT DEGRADING I JUST LOVE BEING ALIVE SO MUCH I FELT YOU ALL NEED TO HEAR IT!!!! I LOVE YOU ALL!!!

Bop bop ba da bop, start spreading the news, I’m peeing today

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I pissed myself