Sometimes you walk through life with a Gatorade, a seltzer, deli turkey, and a pack of camel blues in your cargo shorts

It's hard to explain when you miss someone because you used their tools. Sure, I can help you carry these boxes but did you know someone died and all I got was this hand cart.

So Seattle is having some weather

Man, being a Tennessee Vols fan is a weird fucking place.

"I hate it when you raise one eyebrow at me" Well, don't talk about something you don't want to admit to me, my friend

Fine.

Three A Pizza Mart night.

MARINERS

Ignore football, devour baseball.

Oh look. Points, I guess

I suppose the Titans are TECHNICALLY playing football....

Just wandering through the Detroit airport its fine.

after millions of views and shares of my Portland Frog art. (thank you all🙏🏾) I got requests to highlight priests, and chickens, and Chicagoans, and T-Rexes, and more… all of us who refuse to bend the knee. so this is for US. 𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚃𝚊𝚕𝚕. 𝚆𝚎 𝚆𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚆𝚒𝚗.

MARINERS.

Mariners. MARINERS. We brought out all of our bullpen. Jesus Christ

The Mariners are headed to their first ALCS since 2001 ‼️

I am going to FIGHT A GODDAMN SIGN TONIGHT.

This game was supposed to start at 1300.

So, I'm not a fan of the Yankees, but I don't think anyone else understands what it's like to be in Seattle for Blue Jays weekend.

Fucking finally.

If I WANTED to be EDGED by DETROIT WEATHER I would have taken the job offer there TWENTY YEARS AGO.

Time to let baseball determine my entire personality for a few hours.

MY EMOTIONS.

WEEPING NOISES

I am under my blanket like this Mariners game is a horror movie.

I've lived in this city for a won Superbowl, a lost Superbowl, a storm championship, multiple Sounders cups, and a Sounders missed post season, two Seawolf wins, and the reign losing to Gotham in san Diego. I do not know what this city will be in 5 days. I love you, Seattle.

I do not understand my team.

Tennessee Titans football

Well, I was just told that I'm "easy to confront." I'm not sure if that's the meanest way to say I'm approachable or the nicest way to say I have a punchable face.

Why do I do this to myself? Sports aren't technically important.

My favorite thing, standing at this Sounders/Timbers game is that they keep putting up the Mariners "score across the street" updates.

Let's go Ms!

Having a lot of NY friends makes this Mets thing worse.

Tennessee football is going to kill me, I swear.

Of course I'm playing trans Tali'Zorah.

Sports should not dictate my emotions as much as they do.

One of my biggest joys in life is making my ADHD medical profesional smile.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=6pkV... Watching baseball

Like everyone else in Seattle, I will be getting up, having fancy coffee, a therapist appointment to continue my ADHD medication, and aggressively working on getting Mariners post season tickets.

MARINERS

Mmmmmmmmm. Mariners.

I don't know how to describe my day except I really wanted someone to start a fight with me on my way home.

I'm not sure Daniel Jones can take a photo where he doesn't look like either the default Madden character or fucking crazy.

Hello, Mariners

I love my local sports friends, but I wonder how long it's going to take for people to stop coming up to me to say they're sorry about the Georgia game.

My least favorite part of me is when someone I don't favor asks me to be completely honest.

Dear God, the combination of Seattle and Tennessee sports is going to kill me. Great game, Storm

Well, this continues to be a traumatic sports weekend for me..... #goreign

Being a sports fan is weird. I demanded a hug and whiskey from my bartender*. *Also a dear friend