Q: What actress do you turn into when you're having a colonoscopy ? A: Cameron Diaz

Suffered a case of TMABS this morning (temporary morning-after beet shock)

James Taylor wrote Steamroller Blues in the key of E. Shoulda been in B flat, no ?

I was born with dark hair. That's not fair😉

Happy New Year everybody !

Happy Thanksgiving to all my American friends

Holy cow !

and your chicks for 10% off

Happy Thanksgiving

Fitting that 69 is under the O

I can't believe it's "How was your summer ?" time again already

*shaking a Magic 8 Ball Me: Will my eyesight ever get better ? Coconut:

I don't know why, but I take great joy in the fact that "Yo, Banana Boy !" is a palindrome

My preteen has a wonderful pineapple smell : a dole scent

Happy Father's Day

Happy Pride month

To all who celebrate

Happy Star Wars Day #enrageanerd

When the smoke coming out of the chimney is weed

Happy International Beaver Day to all who observe

Are the Vengaboys still coming ?

Who knew Genies could be hard of hearing ?

To all who celebrate

Yeah, sex is great and everything but have you ever gotten that one number that unlocks the rest of your sudoku ?

vibes

OK, I've psyched myself up and I think I'm finally ready to start Dry January (prob in the next couple days)

And I thought Saskatchewan Tourism's REGINA - IT RHYMES WITH FUN slogan was racy. Australia wins again

Imagine having the name Clint. You'd have to be so careful every time you printed your name.

Backstreet, The Bitch and The Boys: All back

A little miffed that the bar code wasn't invented by someone from Scandinavia. Lame

Happy New Year everybody

Silence of the Night or Clarice Navidad

Guys ! It's a Christmas miracle. I found the house ! You know, the one from the Christmas song. I can't remember what it's called but there was a special phrase about the 4 kids from one two ninety-two. Wishing you all the best.

Getting texts from my teen is terrifying. I never know if it's a simple spelling mistake or some new word/term that will earn me a tsky eyeroll if I ask

With less than a week to go before the big day I'm just trying to plan ahead. Is it Feats of Strength first or is it The Airing of Grievances ? I always get them mixed up

In case you need a smile

Yep. Fine