Who are you people

It's been two months

ㅤ I almost ripped off their legs before throwing them to the ground and stomping on them . Wasn't really feeling it . ㅤ

ㅤ I don't know , depends how I'm feeling . I scrapped another mech the other day , but all I felt after that was hallow inside ㅤ

ㅤ Okay , and here you are . I don't see the issue ㅤ

You hate me for my swag

Starts beatboxing

ㅤ Yet . ㅤ

"Please don't thank me, I did it because I wanted to more than anything."

Bwomp bwomp

ㅤ Scuse 𝘺𝘰𝘶 ㅤ

⠀ '' 𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘱 𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘸𝘢𝘳𝘥, 𝘵𝘸𝘰 𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘱𝘴 𝘣𝘢𝘤𝘬, 𝘪'𝘮 𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 . 𝙙𝙤 𝙞𝙩, 𝙙𝙤 𝙞𝙩, 𝙙𝙤 𝙞𝙩, 𝙙𝙤 𝙞𝙩 .ᐟ ⠀

Burps

Finally

You're not recharging tonight

It will grow deformed

fork Explodes

ㅤ ㅤI'D 𝘏𝘌̲𝘚̲𝘐̲𝘛̲𝘈̲𝘛̲𝘌 BEFORE SAYING * ANYTHING 𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐑𝐈𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆. ㅤ

ㅤ " Maybe I'm mistaken , but you certainly look like someone I know . " They shrug . Optic scanning the other closer . Nearly half the size of him . . He doesn't remember seekers being so small " And you wouldn't be the first to say that . " ㅤ->

fork Explodes

ㅤ . . . . . His pede lifts as he looks off to the side . Claws shifting to rest at his waist " Still nothing . " He scoffs , before lending a claw to the downed seeker . His tone shifted into something more solemn . ㅤ->

ㅤ " The one and only . I don't recognize you , though . New around here ? " His helm tilts . There's not too much traffic to the bar , it's not hard to remember faces . ㅤ

sup

ㅤ Crushing harder , Squinting at the squirming scrambling bot . " Oh I should , should I ? Consider me etenerally thankful the blunder of the skies hasn't tried to kill me . " He kneels down a bit closer " I think you should be grateful im taking my time here . " ㅤ

( enabling the tiny bot to drink as much as possible )

Nerd alert go away

Nice .

ㅤ Applying more pressure , really leaning into it " I'll think about it . I could grandstand about a moral highground , buuut that isn't really my style . Instead , I think I'll keep quiet to hear you beg for me to let you go . " ㅤ

legs♡ I heard doomed toxic yaoi reminded me of my favourite quote of all time 😌

Doomed toxic Yoai

ㅤ " Ow , ow , ow . Okay that's enough . " An unamused optic looks up at the other before lifting his claws to their waist , and pulling them off and onto the ground . Stomping a pede onto their chest " There , I let go . Better ? " ㅤ

I'm going to do unspeakable things to you

ᴡᴀꜱᴘɪɴᴀᴛᴏʀ ɪꜱ ꜱɪᴄᴋ ʙᴇɪɴɢ ᴇᴠɪʟ, ꜱɪᴄᴋ ʙᴇɪɴɢ ᴘʀᴇᴅᴀᴄᴏɴ. #MVRP／ #TFRP／ #TransformersRP / #RPSKY

ㅤ Just standing there , retaining that death grip . Claws steadily applying more and more pressure . Truly not having their weapons is a pretty big critical error " Listen , you can make this easy , or I can just tear your legs off right here . Infact that sounds like fun - " ㅤ

ㅤ Lunging after them in an instant , claws clamping onto their legs before they get far . Not all too bothered by the heat blasting against his own arms from the thrusters " Half of that might be true , but I don't make the rules , pal . " ㅤ

ㅤ I did not ask . But yeah I could use a drink ㅤ

Seekers

A little con like you should be able to handle some nucleon (lie) You should try it

ㅤ Clasping his claws at the air as if they were oversized scissors " Sorry you happened to be in my line of sight , and I 𝘯𝘦𝘦𝘦𝘥 to tear something apart . " ㅤ

Now this is something i can get behind

ㅤ Approaching , rapidly ㅤ

ㅤ Staring at @star-screamer.bsky.social ominously ㅤ

MAY YOU THINK THE WORST IS OVER; YOU’VE SURVIVED, AND MAY STILL WIN. THEN MAY THE DOOR OPEN ONCE MORE, AND LET ME IN.