i think it’s very telling when this mom says she’s going to be alone forever with her cat poor daughter

sam altman to the gulag

the apple departures make sense to me now

tf is this ios update

actually we can and should ban cars first 1. we don’t have time for incremental progress 2. reactionaries will take advantage of incremental progress to sabotage it all

I live in a neighborhood that a parkway passes through so this speaks to me very strongly. People passing through stop to grab something at a local business and often drive or park unsafely because they don't care about the locals living their lives outside of a car.

the majority of political outrage is caused by ignorance of civic procedures

judges can’t even consider evidence until a trial is held. they are arbiters between two parties. defendant vs law. if two parties reach an agreement, the judge can’t interfere. when a rapist gets a nice plea bargain, it’s a failure of police and prosecutor. Not the fucking judge!

US debt is $36T. Wealth of the top 1% is $52T. The oligarchs steal our future through tax cuts and saddle us with the bill.

it’s important to remember that roads predate automobiles by millennia. cars should not own them.

hey siri how does carbon monoxide exposure affect your cognition

awww he replied and then blocked me so I can’t see it 😢 was getting real good too

idk but i think that there should be a mechanism like “child support” for victims of abuse, in which the perpetrators have to pay for the therapy of their victims

when you can’t read

quite a few people seem to think this post advocates for replacing all car infrastructure with bike infrastructure, which is a symptom of carbrain maybe it’s the fumes

“wahhh the anon made fun of me for saying something stupid”

found a carbrain

you people buy way too much gasoline if you care about 30 cents per gallon difference

what’s my favorite kind of foreplay? pair programming

god damn people are stupid outraged at a local state’s attorney telling everyone to vote her out november 2026 she’s not up for re-election until 2028 and would need to be primaried because republicans run unopposed in this county

tauren balance druid Cowmoonist

i’ll never understand why 2A people get mad at some people for owning unregistered guns. isn’t that your dream?

it’s “survival of the fittest” until the fittest cross a border, apparently

An important thing is that infrastructure that allows cars but doesn't center them is still usable by cars, but infrastructure that fully centers cars is generally unusable by non-cars.

invade cities with new crime prevention strategies that are already working to bring crime down claim the crime is down because of your invasion

My iPad baby (got her first when she was 2; now 11) is on the high honor roll with a 3.9 GPA. Stop blaming technology and teachers, you all just suck ass at parenting.

if Jesus was God, he wouldn’t have prayed

carbrain people want all our infrastructure focused on cars so they can pass through an area faster, meanwhile the people that live in that area walk and ride bicycles. it makes no sense to cater to passersby

as someone who went to a Jesuit university, let me tell you, the Christians who brought up their faith in the group discussion assignments were the dumbest in the room. same morons who blame the left (who have no power, lol) for educational outcomes. it’s YOU! YOU’RE THE ONE WHO CANNOT THINK OR READ

same people who want voter ID cover their pickup truck license plate with snow in the winter

Bikemechanic, Breaker of Chains <Urban Dirtbags>

crazy how there’s no historical record of Moses or Egyptians owning Hebrew slaves. It’s just a story, sorry

“I’m a Sicilian-American ROMAN Catholic and I support ICE because someone, who happened to be undocumented, stole my identity for 15 years in the post-Credit Karma era and made my credit rating drop from 750 to 470.” Pride, Sloth, Wrath Starts quoting Paul to counter my Jesus quotes. Can’t read.

Republicans in Illinois are banking on the fact that you’re fucking stupid and can’t do math. “Property taxes went up $2000, increasing by 133%” Means the property tax was $1500 (insane) and is now $3500. Meanwhile, this suburban Red county has a $8000 median property tax bill.

there’s probably a large swath of christians who are envious they weren’t born into judaism and that’s why they cling to the old testament so much. losers

the people are morons

word supremacy fagioli > frijoles > everything else > beans

politically, calling themselves conservatives and labeling their enemy as liberals was tactically smart because now nobody understands that both parties are neoliberal

think I’m gonna extend this t-break indefinitely and use the higher energy levels and brain activity to lenin-mode on these hoes

a good way to prevent a datacenter from being built in your town is to turn all land into housing

The slow pacing of One Piece is part of it’s greatness! It gives you more time to connect emotionally!! To take a deep breath, think, and feel!!

Your intellectual fly is open bcantrill.dtrace.org/2025/12/05/y...

corporate head tax is just an enterprise-level city as a service

“i’m an adventurist because i love adventure” that’s not what that word means

businesses that don’t shovel the sidewalk in front of their establishment don’t care about their customers so I don’t care about their business

hate when my vape smokes me back

you should be out there with your son, not using his condition as leverage to try to shut down local development projects, you piece of shit. Love that this will be on the record of meeting agenda/minutes forever

why don’t dishwashers come with a dryer?