placing a lot of responsibility at work on the guy who doesn’t know what he’s doing

“it’s the government vs. the people” you’re repeating global pedophile cult talking points

dude whoever invented bread was fuckin cookin bro

these emails read as if he was a cult leader

crawling out of my living room hammock and crawling into my bedroom hammock

can’t find a bag of cheesecake anywhere because all the bags of cheese have anti-caking agents

if you had a toupée made out of feces, would it be called a poopée or a toupoo?

apple notes is perfect now?

fixed the algoriddim

“can’t believe they got this syntax wrong” OF COURSE THEY DID! GOD DAMN COMMIES TAXING EVERYTHING

seems everyone is finally finding time to integrate the newest project i’ve been developing coincidentally, after some people were fired by a new board

just made the change easy, then made the easy change first part took a week second part took 30 seconds and every subsequent second part is taking 30 seconds

tried sharing an anecdote today in our stand up meeting about buggy 3rd party software and created a ton of confusion between two coworkers because both didn’t pay attention through the entire story

everyone who supports capitalism supports the system that enabled and rewarded epstein

more and more it seems like raising taxes on millionaires could be an effective way to systemically curtail pedophilia

i dare you to spread lemon curb and strawberry jam on toast

really blizzard? cleaning up piles of sticks? with some of the most toxic gamers in the world? what could go wrong

listen bro, mastery requires the utmost love of the thing and claude will never ever love the art of programming

THE “SENIOR” SOFTWARE ENGINEER STRIKES AGAIN He put his github PAT in the git remote url…

as a software engineer, i delegate my most difficult tasks to LLMs: naming classes and variables.

THE “SENIOR” SOFTWARE ENGINEER DOES IT AGAIN changes a function signature without checking the types expected by the code that calls it

Making a change in some old Python code? Add type hints while you’re in there

every time a person says “what is wrong with people nowadays?” it’s almost always due to the effects of individualism

1. why is cherry coke zero so good? 2. why does it cost the same as sugared coke?

there’s an anti-Zionist defending ICE shooting protesters… amazing inability to connect the dots. We’ll see what they say when I tell them that ICE is trained by the IDF

illinois could solve their pension problems in 5 years if they automated speed enforcement on state-owned roads

big fan of combining different tea bags currently on an oolong + genmaicha kick

i wonder how much of AI nude self-moderation uses misogynistic beauty standards

just pulled a rare extra pouch of gushers a 7th pouch in a box of 6, with only 3 gushers inside bidding starts at $1.4 million usd

omfg they released a 3d rendered video of these new apartments and road and the 8 usual people are complaining that it’s misleading because everything looks smaller than what they personally imagine in their head i’m going to cry

I’d probably work all day at the office if I could smoke weed during office hours

nimby’s mainly have an issue with something that they can’t name or articulate: capitalism.

16? old enough to fuck in most republican states not old enough to make their own medical decisions

we need to start flooding the internet with fake data to poison all of these tools

wtf i can’t find a lead on spicy chickens. how is my farm-to-table restaurant supposed to compete with all these chains???

proving to my sister that i am useless

keep the motor oil mayonnaise away from the clankers

can’t believe piers morgan is such a hack that he only waited 3 days to copy my dad falling and breaking his femur

almost out of food and I don’t want to go outside because it’s -1°F so I’ll primarily be baking and eating bread for the next couple of days

“omg the city of chicago and the state of Illinois don’t care about us bears fans” bro, it’s the bears organization that doesn’t care about you bears fans. wake up, loser.

could have shot so many people in the face today when I was walking through a parking lot if only i was a piece of shit

(brad pitt) brad pitt (logo) the movie

the “senior” dev managed to spawn 82 instances of an application and crash the server right before leaving work for the day lol

this guy fucked up today lol

"died in custody" is such a cringe way to lick boots. they were *killed* bro say it. on your life

I am finding the "dead time" that claude code inserts into my workflow very disruptive. As you can probably tell from how often I post, I have relatively severe ADHD and get distracted easily. I don't idle well and the sit and wait steps that it inserts into my process keep breaking my out of flow

onlyflans, a dessert shop

pretty sure if everyone did the speed limit there’d be no traffic jams

bears fans, stop fucking wasting cheese

even the argument that “cops should be allowed to kill someone driving towards them” is absolute insane homicidal fantasy because killing the driver doesn’t stop the vehicle