What I’d have given for Stefan Dennis to stand up and shout “Charlene?!” at the end of Kylie’s #Strictly performance 🤣

This is less than half the slice of cake I just bought 😍 Nomz!

That ending was TENSE! What an amazing finish 🤩 #CelebrityRaceAcrossTheWorld With #Neighbours ending today too, that makes two TV shows I’ve cried at today! 🥲

What’s a movie you have in your Christmas rotation that probably shouldn’t be there, but you don’t care?

Using this to help calm my anxious brain at 3:30am 🥰

Slam it to the left If you're havin' a good time Shake it to the right If ya know that you feel fine Chicas to the front Ha ha (uh uh) Go round

Made the mistake of lying down after my run. Oops.

Aging myself when I say that my login app was channelling Victor Meldrew

What just happened? 3rd fastest 10K… a KFC the night before seems to be my secret weapon 🍗

Oldest selfie on your phone. Taken 2013, in a Topman T-shirt that used to make me hum the song from Hairspray whenever I wore it 😁

If you seen this post an egg

Late watching tonight’s #CelebrityTraitors Not Queen Celia!!

Oh sweet geeky baby Jesus. LEGO Ideas are releasing a Power Rangers Dino Megazord. I am beyond excited! Love me a mech but this one is going to hit me right in the nostalgia feels 😁🤓🤩

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12 million viewers a week. Incredible. #CelebrityTraitors

My reaction to them finally catching a Traitor #CelebrityTraitors

A haircut and a green T-shirt. Groundbreaking. 🤭

We had headshots done at work a few weeks ago. I don’t hate them. But is my head really that shape? Are all the mirrors lying to me? 🤣

📍Wicked For Good was marked as safe from James Corden

Who robbed the Louvre right answer only

Oh useless toothbrush. What’s the point in telling me you have 7% charge if you’re only going to last 2 seconds into brushing?

Who’d have thought the answer to the question ‘who do you get if you cross Miss Marple with Jackson Lamb?’ would be Celia Imrie??

Now watching 😊

Back from my run - tomato faced as usual and coupled with the green tee - couldn’t help but spot some similarity…

OH is out for a works bday dinner so treated myself to a take away… except I chose the cash option when ordering so had to bolt around to the cash point before it got here. I tell you what, I earned that meal! 🥵🤣

Why does my Tropical Juice need to have festive packaging… and in October?! The use by is the beginning of November!

I had to boil water for a cup of tea like a cave man last night as the kettle started screaming at me - not an exaggeration!

Completed today’s One Word Search… this response should have been tomorrow’s! #NotOctober3rd

Quiz winners again 🤓🥳

Post a movie you like with a terrible rotten tomatoes score Go go pure nostalgia! ⚡️

Catching up on last nights Bake Off. Now I want a doughnut. Or six. 🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩 #GBBO

Over the worst of the head cold and managed to get out for a short run 😊 There was a time I’d just not have bothered at all but I’ve actually been itching to get back out again 🤩

Full of a cold on the first day of a week off. Lovely. Haven’t been for a run this week either as I’m trying to rest my foot (a touch of plantar fasciitis). Now feeling guilty that I’m about to break my 29 week activity streak. Send cake.

One of those mornings. First bus just didn’t arrive. Not early. Not late. Missing completely. The one that has arrived has the heating on 🥵💀

Mixed things up a bit and done a Friday office day. Over it.

Lunch with the family by the river in Stratford Upon Avon ☺️

Got my sub 30min 5K back today - 29:39 🤩

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Birthday week off and so far I’ve eaten well… Sun - Lamb roast Mon - Miller & Carter Wed - HanBao Today - Hickorys What might I get for my birthday? Gout.

There’s a Red Bull Billboard on my way to work that’s counting down the number of days left of summer. Kindly fuck off.

Feels like my bus has had to travel through The Devil’s Anus to get me home 🥵🥵🥵

What's the first film you think of when you think of the 80s? 🎥🤔

Will I ever *not* be tomato red after finishing a run? Remains to be seen! 🍅 🥵 🔥 ☀️

Time to get the washing in ☀️

What terrified you as a kid that isn’t scary now? Roland Rat when he wore sunglasses. I would scream the house down.

12 from Italy? I will not have a bad word said about this freaky mouse!

EBU: We don't like you using the word "Kant." Can you please tone it down? Malta: sure ok. #Eurovision

First Monday in the office since pre-Covid, now having to go in 3 days a week. And after a week off. Doing surprisingly well so far!

Show your age! What was number one the day you were born and the day you turned 18? Day I was born: "Two Tribes" by Frankie Goes to Hollywood Day I turned 18: "A Little Less Conversation" by Elvis vs JXL

Won the Sit-Coms and Soaps Quiz at the local 😁