This episode of MONDAY NIGHT BLOOD on POMPOUS FOOLS THURSDAY is now LIVE!

The era of the SNICKERS SAMURAI began in earnest last episode! The Son of Heaven AND the EBDHF Champion! He's going to fight all comers until his body breaks! Also, the timelines are converging, and Methinoe seeks revenge for being Embraced by Percsephone... www.twitch.tv/ebdhfederation #Vampire

MSK ALL DAY! The Snickers Samurai won the EBDHF CHAMPIONSHIP from Pocketcat, only for PERCSEPHONE to cash in her Money in the Shark Tank, snatching the gold and getting a shot at his newly-won Mandate of Heaven in the process! What will happen now? www.twitch.tv/ebdhfederation #WWE2K #Snickers

how it feels to book some absolute slop on Monday Night Blood

This segment was already perfect but then I thought "Should it be set to Laura Palmer's theme?"

The loathsome DRY BEATER won the Bust In Your Pants Championship last episode! Worst Guys U Know are running the F'n show!!! Who can stop this regmine? Find out TONIGHT on Pompous Fools Thursday at www.twitch.tv/ebdhfederation and tune in for a new DUMPF TEST! Who will it be?! #Witcher #WolfSchool

Such a hopeful moment before the heartbreak of Pocketcat's first successful defence of the Evil Blood Death Hell Twisted Violence Federation Championship... #Sad #Cry #Lugubrious #WWE2K

TONIGHT - Monday Night Blood 32 on Pompous Fools Thursday! THE WORST GUYS U KNOW have cheated the Devious Dumpf out of the EBDHF Championship! The Felonious Glumpf thought it would be funny to become the NEW BUST IN YOUR PANTS CHAMPION! See what happens at www.twitch.tv/ebdhfederation! #FunnierThanU

The DEVIOUS DUMPF's title run continues with his victory over the first King of Unprovoked Assault, Sascha Vykodin last episode! Who will challenge him next?! Find out in just a few minutes at www.twitch.tv/ebdhfederation #WWE2K #BretHartMyDad #Lariat #Vogue #Rogue #Homelander #Hughie #SoldierBoy

The winner of the King of Unprovoked Assault tournament, SASCHA VYKODIN! Well-fought, despite her being a bitch (heel). #WWE2K #SaschaVykos #VTM #Gehenna #Fireflower #Sabbat #AM #IHaveNoMouthAndIMustScream

THE KING OF UNPROVOKED ASSAULT TOURNAMENT BEGINS SHORTLY! Kane is going into this thing with a 4-1 record; has NEVER been pinned or submitted in singles action! Can she walk away with the shot at the Devious Dumpf's EBDHF Championship?! #Tournament #AndNew #WWE2K #That'sGottaBe #Kane #BizarroDome

It's the DEVIOUS DUMPF'S first episode as champion as we get ready to broadcast a special episode of VAMPIRE: THE MASQUERADE SUNDAY MONDAY NIGHT BLOOD! Tune in at www.twitch.tv/ebdhfederation to see the King of Unprovoked Assault qualifying matches! Mandate of Heaven defense! Dumpf's test as champ!!

A clear shot of Man without his mask! It sure looks like that's Wayne... but could Wayne just be wearing a Man costume as deception? Is it Becky Lynch? Is it Teddy Long in whiteface? Is Wayne actually Man?! #Man #TeddyLong #BeckyLynch #WhoCouldItBe

VOGUE returned at the Rumble! What will she do now that she has LOST the US PRESIDENCY?! What's next in store for X-COIN as a whole? What will Man do now that he's lost his mask AND the Geneseed he was using to mutate equine features to his his identity?! TONIGHT: www.twitch.tv/ebdhfederation #XCOIN

The AMERICA DEVIL is finally the UNITED STATES PRESIDENT! What will her term look like?! Find out on MONDAY NIGHT BLOOD at www.twitch.tv/ebdhfederation in just a matter of minutes! #WWE2K25 #WWE2K26 #Shhhh #AndNew #USA #Yoru #WarDevil #XMen #YaoiGuai #HepatitisBMovie #ArthurMorgan #SloppyWetNMuddy

After a dominant Dumpf Test last episode, what will KANE be doing next on Monday Night Blood? Find out in just a few minutes when we go LIVE on Pompous Fools Thursday at www.twitch.tv/ebdhfederation #AndNew #WWE2K25 #WWE2K26 #Shhh #AEW #DC #Marvel #BrainSoGoodIDie #LatvianEconomics #JeffBezosHernia

Man has OBSCURED his identity despite being unmasked by acquiring the Geneseed and mutating equine features! #Man #Horse #AbsoluteMan #AbsoluteHorse #Geneseed

He's gonna GET Dumpf! #Dumpftest #AdamSmasher

WHAT IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW??? #Arasharka #Cyberpunk #BloodMeridian #JudgeHolden

LIVE RIGHT NOW

MONDAY NIGHT BLOOD 24 goes LIVE in a few minutes! The long-awaited return of SCRAN BECKER! What was his secret mission?! Will he discover the reason behind Agent Milk's attack?! www.twitch.tv/ebdhfederation #WWE2K25 #AndNew #DeltaGreen #KingInYellow #BloodMeridian #Yummy #HeartacheByTheNumber #EBDH

JUDGE HOLDEN had the Evening Redness in the West follow him to the EBDHF! What will the Judge get up to next? FIND OUT on Monday Night Blood, going LIVE shortly at www.twitch.tv/ebdhfederation! Arasharka's reign of terror continues! Pocketcat is the US President -what now?! #WWE2K25 #BloodMeridian

MONDAY NIGHT BLOOD 22 goes LIVE at the top of the hour! EVENING REDNESS IN THE WEST! Who will challenge Loanobu Arasharka for the EBDHF CHAMPIONSHIP?! #AndNew #WWE2K25 #ARASAKA #Evil #Cyclops #Clown #MaleLove #MaleYearning #Ciri #Witcher #OpticBlast

Monday Night Blood 21 on Pompous Fools Thursday is GOING LIVE in a moment! We finally see the shadowy hand of ARISHARKA pulling the strings!!! Who will rise to the occasion to stop this force?! #WWE2K25 #WWE2K26 #AndNew #Wrestling #XMen #Arisaka #AltCunningham #Wrestling #Hero #Justice #TheBeansWay

Best tune in now folks, X-COIN is in the arena. www.twitch.tv/ebdhfederation

A special Sunday episode of MONDAY NIGHT BLOOD begins airing soon! The first every CLOWN COMPOUND CARNAGE! A slew of blow-off matches and huge moments await at www.twitch.tv/ebdhfederation #Clowns #Funny #WasteYute #TopLeft #Braniac #X-Men #AEW #AndNew #MaleYearning #ClownFamily #Wrestling #WWE2K25

IN A FEW MINUTES, MONDAY NIGHT BLOOD 19 GOES LIVE! Romauld McDonald faces Vogue for the US Presidency! The Family Clown contend with the arrival of the Hoary Harumpf! What is El Guapo Craig doing on his assaults of the Unveiled? Will Pocketcat get his revenge on X-Coin?! www.twitch.tv/ebdhfederation

How Deranged Psycho was feeling while Steve Minecraft was in the rumble. RUMBLE STILL UNDERWAY LIVE NOW: www.twitch.tv/ebdhfederation #MondayNightBlood #OJVerdict #VideoGames

The HELL1 CLIMAX CONCLUDES TONIGHT!!! Vogue, the winner of B Block, takes on either ROMAULD MCDONALD or THE TORMENTED ONE after a tiebreaker to determine the first holder of the MANDATE OF HEAVEN! Will Vogue be US President and the Son of Heaven simultaneously?! www.twitch.tv/ebdhfederation #2K25

#ANDNEW BUST IN YOUR PANTS CHAMPION SNOR WOKENSON IS YOUR NEW CHAMPION #Woke #Asgard #MaleWarrior

LIVENOWLIVENOWLIVENOW #Yearning #Wrestling

FOLKS we are going LIVE in just a few minutes. The HELL 1 CLIMAX tournament is coming to it's closing crescendo, and the action has never been more intense. LIVE AT: www.twitch.tv/ebdhfederation BE THERE OR DON'T

you don't hear much about wet heaving

they don't call her the LECHEROUS SLUMPF for nothing! What does the future hold for this new signee in the Evil Blood Death Hell Twisted Violence Federation?! #Clown #HarleyQuinn #Jelqer #DC #WWE2K25 #AndNew #MaleYearning #SudaneseGoo #SheIsBeautiful

The Jobbing Devil appeared to confront Methinoe after her match with #Halimedes! What does this spell for our heroine?!

That's damn #True #LecherousSlumpf #Clowns #Comedy #Riyadh #DC #Comics #HarleyQuinn #Jelqer

LIVE NOWWWWWWWWWWW www.twitch.tv/ebdhfederation

MONDAY NIGHT BLOOD on Blades in the Dark Saturday will be live in ~5.5 hours! What will the fallout be from the brutal attack on Batista by the Imperium of Horse? Will we see definitive HELL1 CLIMAX block winners? Will Dick Greyskin bring championship gold to the -Family? Found out TONIGHT! #WWE2K25

TUNE IN FOR SOME 3v3 ACTION TONIGHT ON MONDAY NIGHT BLOOD LINK: www.twitch.tv/ebdhfederation

AND WE ARE LIVE!

Monday Night Blood on Pompous Fools Thursday is set to go live in under an HOUR! The HELL1 CLIMAX nears its end! Terence Felcher's BIYP reign of terror continues! Will Skeebo and the God-Emperor of Horsekind interact after last week's hostilities on the mic?! www.twitch.tv/ebdhfederation #WWE2K25

Horsgar, the Word Bearer.

THE HELL1 IS ONGOING!!!

TONIGHT - The HELL1 CLIMAX continues onto its SIXTH round, championships are defended, a new Money in the (Shark) Tank holder is decided, and more! Going live in 30 minutes or under at www.twitch.tv/ebdhfederation! #MaleYearning #Yuri #BreakingBad #WWE2K25 #AndNew

The Felonious Glumpf looking Ferocious.

Terence Felcher did WHAT to Throbbin?! #WWE2K25 #WWE2K #AndNew #Whiplash #BatFamily #MaleYearning #LatvianEconomics #Beans #CornerGas #BrentButt #WWE #AEW #Necromancy

The debut of the DUSKHUNTERS, Ghost Dog & Snickers Samurai, happened on tonight's episode of Monday Night Blood! Were they able to claim the Boy Best Friends championships from Batista & Skeebo?! #AndNew #MaleYearning #LatvianEconomics #Ghosts #Vampires #Ghouls #XMen #Marvel #WWE2K25 #ResidentEvil

BILL BRRR AND MAROON SHOES ARE FACING OFF NOW!? WHAT IS HAPPENING??? MONDAY NIGHT BLOOD LIVE: www.twitch.tv/ebdhfederation

We are going LIVE in under 5 MINUTES! www.twitch.tv/ebdhfederation