Went to karaoke last night!

I fekking hate genAI. (Za students are not yinglets, ozherwise my zhreat would work.)

Made za lemonade. Violets are pH reactive, so za simple syrup I made wizh zhem will turn pinky purple (or just pink) when it meets an acid, in zhis case lemon juice. I had to water it down, because lemonade, but is pink. (Labeled witch juice because is for Beltane ritual tonight!)

Made violet simple syrup from violets I collected in my yard! It's pH reactive, so when I combine it with an acid, like the lemon juice in the lemonade it's going into tomorrow, it'll change color and turn pinky-purple!

Good evening ying nation

*wehs loudly at you*

Why can't my parents be proud of me?

Please welcome to the stage: Caesar Fat!

Nickname: Zheytriarch Pronouns: she/zhey Height: idk. Ying sized. Sexuality: sometimes Smokes: nope Piercings: depends if I draw zhem. Tattoos: would be hidden under za fur Favorite color: chowder color! Favorite drink: iced clam chai latte! Favorite food: mussels! Favorite animal: clams! Yummy!

HE HAD IT COMING! WEH! Chicago reference.

Did some work shopping, and they're Butch Rat and Femme Mouse now. Changed the whole concept.

Butch Mouse and Femme Rat are in love! Mouse chops wood.

To za tune of "you're the one that I want" from Grease. Yeah, I'm trying to figure out what's wrong wizh me. Again.

One of za students has been clearing his zhroat in a way zhat sounds like he's about to hawk a loogie. It's za hawk part of a hawk tuah. So I made it a cell block tango verse.

Idea popped into my head and I zhought it was funny.

Once, there was a beloved little cloth dolly. Its Owner doted on it, and the other toys loved it so. But one day, the little dolly reached a startling conclusion. It was not carrying it's weight! And so, it set about fixing that.

Moonsnakes

A similar true event inspired these two.

Awwww. Butch Mouse and Femme Rat are goals.

Butch Mouse and Femme Rat are in love! <3

My wife and I were riffing while shoveling snow yesterday, and we came up wizh two characters! Butch Mouse and Femme Rat! Zhey're in love. (Butch Mouse is supposed to be like half Femme Rat's height).

@lunnetmoonsnake.bsky.social is a banana!

:>

Zhanks for all za hatchday wishes! Help yourself to some of za clam cake! Is mine to share so I share :>

IT MY HATCHDAY. HAPPY HATCHDAY TO MEEEEE.

It's Wednesday my yings

CLAM

I asked @dragonthorne.bsky.social is she would eat a yinglet and she said yes. So I drew what would happen. No gore or blood or anything. I guess it might technically be vore? But it's cartoony and not graphic.

Cat comic! One of my students gave me za idea!

Weh! I been reading a lot. All of za rose and zhorn court stuff series. Wizh za faeries and Feyre and Trampoline and za bat boys. Zhat series. It was enjoyable! Looking forward to book 6. Book 4 could have been an email.

YEAH!!!!!

WARNING. WARNING. A yinglet < ' v ' > is approaching your position at high velocity!!!

Look, I REALLY enjoy chai. ... I also love my wife. ... Especially when she brings me chai...

"There's a guard, what do we do?" "I've got a Gock in my pants, I'll take him out." "You mean a Glock?" "No." *Sound of pants unzipping*

Gots za flu. Is kicking my butt. But what kicked my butt worse was trying to navigate websites to get my damn doctor's note. Which I need because today is a work day before a paid holiday, and work says we need doc note to take unplanned sick day before paid holiday or holiday is unpaid.

And here's tonight's drawing! 😊 Yesterday, I made a post about a kobold knight whose only piece of armor was a metal bucket that they wore on their head. @hierath77.bsky.social wanted me to draw this, so I did! 😄 (And don't forget that the bucket gives the kobold an armor rating of 1000! 😳)

And here's tonight's drawing! 😄 I felt like redrawing the old kobolds bonking each other with paper towel roll tubes drawing in color because it was brought up the other day. I felt like it deserved a little remaster. 😊 That, and uh... I spent most of the day asleep because I was sick... ☹️

I'd be less upset about my tentative diagnosis as being prediabetic if it weren't for za fact zhat a psychic told my mom when I was 3 zhat I'd have problems wizh blood sugar later in life. And instead of being reasonable, she gave me an eating disorder and body issues over it.

Introduce yourself with what almost killed you: Hi, I'm undiagnosed PMDD.

Us at za party last night.

Oh. Nice.

Based on true events, featuring Plume, aka @benthicsiren.bsky.social aka MY WIFE

wisdom to go into 2026 with: "if you kill yourself you can't fight fascism" a bit blunt, but to the point I think

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I GOT SO MANY JELLY ROLLS FOR YINGSMAS. Jelly rolls are a quilting term for long strips of cotton fabric all rolled up and perfectly ready for use in quilting! You tend to buy jelly rolls at craft stores. I'M GONNA MAKE SO MANY CUTE LITTLE QUILTED BAGS.

Merry Yingmas/Clamsmas!