Heeey, Marj! [ Aaaand she's beelining for inside the house! ] Babes before bros! Laterrrr!

[ Aaaand yanking the truck into park in front of Tolkiens house. Turning around in her seat, ] – I swear to God, if you guys step on Potluck while getting out, it's so over for you. [ Turning back to get out of the truck! ]

// OKAY did some dishes teehee

twenty bucks clyde is the first to puke tonight

[ SNRK ? ! reaching back to return the punch, though clearly amused. ] ( oooh, trust, dude, everyone'll be seeing what i have after a few shots, ) [ CACKLE! ]

surprised you know anything about those, [ snickering. calming down now. ]

i DO have a girlfriend, and she's HOT, and i'd REALLY like to see her now. which can only happen if you two gays get IN my truck. ( 🙄 )

[ HOOOOONK! ] YEAAAAH, SURE, DUDE! [ CUPPING HAND AROUND HER MOUTH, MIMICKING CALLING SOMEONE OVER AN INTERCOM, ] 'CAN WE GET BOYF AND RIEND DOWN TO THE FRONT OF THE HOUSE, PLEASE? BOYF AND RIEND!'

[ Very quickly sitting up straighter, lips pulling into a semi - pout. ] I drive safely / all / the time, dude, c'mon! Do NOT deprive me of snacks!

// love the idea of barbie driving everyone everywhere very funny to me. "you got gas money? alright, get in,"

[ LOUDLY HONKING LA CUCARACHA HORN FROM HER BEAT UP TRUCK. LEANING OUT THE WINDOW, ] – CAN YOU GUYS MAKE OUT IN THE BACKSEAT OR SOMETHING? IF WE'RE LATE, ALL THE GOOD BEER IS GONNA BE GONE. C'MOOOOON. [ HOOOOONK. ]

[ Oh, don't worry, she'll find a million other ways to make fun of him. Like, for instance, ] – and we're sure this is you making fun of Clyde and NOT you finding out Marj likes werewolves? [ WICKED grin. ]

[ Hands on her hips now, she turns towards Henrietta. An eyebrow raises playfully, as she tries not to laugh. ] Well, y'know, given the fact that / very few / people come over, and even LESS know the best ways to manipulate me . .

// PARTY AT TOLKIENS HOUSE GONE WRONG SUPER SCARY NOT CLICKBAIT REAL ZOMBIES

// welcome back twins barbie and kenny /silly

[ Snorting! ] Dude, bro, I told you. Werewolf was NOT the choice. You're gonna get lice or some shit.

[ Haphazardly adjusting her cheap costume, staring in the mirror. While also sneaking glances at Henrietta with a grin. ] – think that's / really / obvious, babe, let's be real, [ snicker! ]

@elfkingkite.bsky.social did you harass stan into a costume yet?

// "is you" i meant 'if you' but whatevs /silly

kare said, and i quote, 'barb is you actually genuinely love me you'll dress up as rapunzel for halloween', and so here we are.

// south park fans are insane. hello beautiful

( 😲 ) . . oh, you BITCH. That was cunty, but still, fuck you.

– ? ? I KNEW SOMEONE STOLE MY DRESS. I DIDN'T EXPECT YOU TO STEAL MY WHOLE FLOW?

me and who

[ very clearly trying not to laugh, as she bites down on her lower lip. ] – not a very nice question to ask, wends. in fact, my feelings? kinda hurt!

[ huge, mischievous grin. clearly waiting for any sort of response. ]

my rizz is crazy

girl yo ass so fat it makes me wanna kill myself

// something something daily solo of kenny dying randomly for the month of october

my boobs look amazing in this dress, hold on ( 💭 )

princess barbing it

the hoes love my strange and whimsical way of being

would you guys still fuck with me if i was a rat

in my defense, we've done . . a LOT of larp. easy to mix it all up. [ snicker! arms cross over her chest, lips in a lazy grin. ] not that i'm not still totally down for being kidnapped by a hot, goth dragon. [ winking at hen. ] you'd be an anti hero, for sure. i could see it now. maybe not

hell yes i wanna rewatch beauty and the beast for the millionth time kare - bear

'the larp'? [ she raises an eyebrow, before eyes widen slightly in understanding. ] – is THAT why everyone is dressed like their old dorky hero personas? [ as if she doesn't run around in hers for real. ] it's really not that hard. just a bunch of bullshitting. we got plenty of time.

[ barb clearly perks up at that, eyes sparkling as she shifts into a swooning position! ] oooh, are you going to / kidnap / me, oh terribly scary and super hot dragon ? ? how awful! [ a pause, as she becomes a little more sincere, grin soft. ] that'd be killer, hen. kare would love it. me, too.

[ snort! ] it's a dangerous game, but i'm all about danger. i was thinking of a halloween costume. kare - bear wants to be a knight, so i was thinking . . what's a knight without a princess, right?

[ sighs. looks dramatically into the distance, ] boobies.

thinking today

wow! that's kinda sad! [ teasing, of course. ] i'm sure people say nicer things all the time.

hmmm . . mmmm . . [ pretending to think, finger on chin and everything. ] . . yeah, little above decent, even. congratulations! you're not ugly!

// "ansld" crazy ass typo its 4am girl

consider all my tips, hehe, ansld tricks yours. had a decent canvas to work with. dark colors are your whole thing, too, and they worked well on you. [ shrug! ] makeup is awesome like that.

i'm all about making people realize crazy things about their identities

[ playfully shoving his shoulder, she leans back, laughing aloud. ] 'course i did! all i ever touch is gold. ( ✨️ ) [ he can take all the time he needs to think, she'll be on the side supporting no matter what. ] i can text you tips later. if you want them.

[ she slowly grins, giving a single nod. ] that's you. good ol' stan, all prettied up. 's a good look on you. you . . like it, right?

[ leaning over to glance over his shoulder, as an eyebrow raises. ] . . what's up, dude? talk to me.

what, you doubting my skills, dude? c'mon. i look hot. now you look hot. you're welcome. i take payment in the form of praise or free food.

glad to know someone still respects my title these days. i ruled the lands like a total baddie. speaking of, you're done.