Jefferey Bezos save me

Haha.

. . . Speak up please

Theres so much NSFW in my feed!? What, does bluesky think I'm some kind of WHORE!? STOP THIS!

The world is so beautiful

Elon Musk Briefly Loses Title Of World’s Richest Man https://theonion.com/elon-musk-briefly-loses-title-of-worlds-richest-man/

Froggeh

Happy late decadaversary undertale :D That was a really good game, if only I got to experience it for the first time when I wasn't a dumb little child who didn't understand what was going on lol

I think I'm the grumpiest person I know?? I'm just really grumpy. All the time. About everything. >:|

WAIT HAHAHA ITS 9/11 JUST LIKE THE ON THE ITS JUST LIKE

Shoot me shoot me shoot me shoot me shoot me please Brian Griffin just do it just fucking shoot me just shoot me Brian oh god oh fuck just shoot me i

Every day I hear about relationship drama is another day I'm glad to be aroace fuck me

Bro someone fight me on pokemon showdown rn

Pokémon - Red & Nidoking official art, 1996 #Pokemon

Lowkey like kill me like haha wtf do it???

Doing the Apple Trend, also trying out some new techniques and just to cool down from artfight

Open all the apps on my phone and delete them one by one listening to music live pretend its rhythm haven

I'm so hungry I could eat @whitehouse.senate.gov

I'm so hungry I could eat @tedted14.bsky.social

Bro I wish you could pin reposts imagine i pinned that | V

this one is so old now…

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he loves his juice

dude why is my bluesky feed so ass

i think i have a thing for tired women

breaking: announcement: NEW INFO: these " " are pissing me off i am the 𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘨𝘪𝘯𝘢𝘭 swinley

Could use a little freedom motif

just vaped. yeah, im cool,

just ate the six fingered man

I'm just a SPAMTON

Bitch gimme that [HYPERLINK BLOCKED]

I found this and it makes me ridiculously happy.

Me-core innit

how to get me to do anything pt 3

Thinking bout Dr. T is he still gonna take over Boom Beach is his plans still classified does anyone know?

Miners DNI I fucking hate coal

I'm really hungry I wish I ate breakfast

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@tedted14.bsky.social um why is this us coded? 😂

Dude what the fuck happened

I am NOT a moron!!!

Why is my feed full of transgender perverts what has transgenderism come to

My shot at two sentence horror: I was at the park with my mate Sam and we just finished a tuna sandwich. "Hi, I'm Herobrine."

my shot at two sentence horror: "Hi, I'm Paul!" Paul had three eyes.

Whats the matter, Marvin Beak? Chicken?

Huh wait what why is John Pork serving?

Whats the matter, dental nurse? Chicken?

Pft its not like I'm gonna just forget how... to... hkfjslelgmbkcjdm?!?