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In the video game Alan Wake, the titular protagonist uses a supernatural lake that brings art to life to write himself saving his wife from the embodiment of darkness. Alan is a much better person than me, because I'd be writing myself into some freaky scenarios and completely forget about my wife.

I just dipped my head back into FNAF lore for a picosecond and who the FUCK is M2? Why the fuck is there some random dude named Edwin now? This franchise was supposed to end centuries ago wtf is happening? This game used to be just "guy killed kids, angy kids kill people, eventually kill guy"

We need a good thief game. Not like hardcore heist stuff, but sneaking in to houses and stealing shit before making your way up into stealthily clearing out bank vaults. I guess what I'm saying is that Sony is a bunch of pricks for killing Thief.

Got bored and did the #tadc personality test. Honestly expected less Gangle and more Jax, but other than that I'd say it's decently accurate.

Obsession would've been a lot scarier if Bear was actually Freddy Fazbear in disguise. Kane Parsons hire me

Probably fake, but if Grok ever made someone realize they were trans like this Elon would probably kill himself

Me

Obsession would've been a lot scarier if Bear was actually Freddy Fazbear in disguise. Kane Parsons hire me

A tremendous loneliness comes over you. Everybody in the world is doing something without you.

The Age of Dark InfoWars (good) is upon us

Is this man saying I need to be inside a trans person? If so, based.

"So, if I use ChatGPT you think less of me?" Yep. Hope this helps.

"You've found me at a very Chinese point in my life," I say, frothing at the mouth and choking, my numerous wives, concubines, and eunuchs watching eagerly as my dynasty falls as I die having been unable to produce an heir.

Body positivity is great until I look in the mirror.

the Library of Alexandria has burned 10,000 times and will burn 10,000 more before it’s all said and done

"Whiplash" is a harrowing deconstruction of the brutal societal repercussions that being bald has wrought since time immemorial

I keep getting these shitass job recommendations from indeed for being some like AI supervisor supposed to make sure the damned things know what 2+2 is. The problem is, most of them aren't even in English. I've gotten 3 French, 3 Chinese, and 2 Italian AI supervisor role notifications.

Marketplace seller

Worst yaoi possible

Just played the demo for upcoming indie game "Scarecrow," where you play as an anthro fox Mafia fixer in a post-Soviet shithole. The game is furry Hotline Miami, and there are references to Beastars, Bojack Horseman, and fucking Drive in the first 10 minutes. 10/10, can't wait for it to release.

God of War: Laufey is gonna be another TLOU2 I'm fucking calling it.

Power Word: Gush

Even if you’re trans yourself, purposefully misgendering other trans people simply because you don’t like them is gonna be an instant block from me dawg

The furry commie is giving me "fuck me" eyes and honestly hell yeah comrade, let's unionize.

I am proud of being blocked by a Kremlin pig.

:3

There's nothing more cool than being yourself❤️

I know more about it than you. I just don't have to prove it in Bluesky. Thanks.

Getting eaten out by a xenomorph and he uses the tongue mouth to treat your prostate like a wad of gum.

Since Steam has all the payment processors up its ass saying to take down porn games, Gabe Newell should just make his own payment processor. Like, if he did that and just let people buy what they wanted, he'd get everyone off his ass AND probably upend the payment processing industry entirely.

I JUST REALIZED SINCE ITS PRIDE MONTH THERES GONNA BE A BIG INFLUX OF GAY PORN LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOO

israel is over there

Oh yeah happy gay month

Call me a fake gamer, but 8 phase boss fights that arent even hard outside of like a singular instakill move the boss has aren't fun. It's not a boss fight, it's a test of how long it takes for that one attack to send me all the way back before realizing Ive wasted time I could've spent having fun.

Me @ you

As a kid instead of calling the second Lord of the Rings movie "The Two Towers" I'd call it "The Twin Towers" and I don't know why but I have no intent of stopping. My lord, they hit Osgiliath.

Social media devs will make people state that they're over 18 to make an account only to forcibly label anything on their site that's even slightly suggestive as "adult." If you did your jobs right, we'd all be "adult" you dumbasses.

Environmental storytelling. Goddamnit Todd you've done it again.

This is me except instead of plushies it's my meat homunculus that I don't want to know about sin yet.

Just beat Tainted Grail: The Fall of Avalon last night and it's such a fucking good game. It's a beautiful game made better by it's eurojank. 9/10. Also it's ending has me wanting to replay New Vegas. I love those kinds of "slideshow ending based on your choices" endings.

This but it's a star wars intro monologue.