the US government poisoned bootleg liquor with methanol in 1926-1933, killing around 10,000 people, to dissuade home distilling. a hundred years later, people still claim that home distilling will blind or kill you, and that the US government protects you from this fate. propaganda is amazing

Had a dream last night that a sick ass bird decided to be friends with me, but then realized I was lame and killed himself. My dreams insult me in the most esoteric ways possible.

I'm about to make Yharnam look like a goddamned playground if that Celtic fuck produces this movie but there's still not even an official PC port.

Trump Escalates Feud With Unclear Adversary By Posting AI Video Of Self Fucking Basketball https://theonion.com/trump-escalates-feud-with-unclear-adversary-by-posting-ai-video-of-self-fucking-basketball/

One of the best gay dynamics possible, don't even try to @ me

A few times a week, at random, I will remember that the forefathers of the human species were known as Homo Erectus, and I cry, knowing that at times, the universe can be truly benevolent.

Trillion dollar Lockheed Martin Omega Child-Evaporator fucking destroyed by Colm with the same axe he uses to chop firewood. Top lad.

Actually did a little bit of writing the other day and feel decent about it. Finally having time to work on what you want to work on is a helluva drug.

I can talk about the negatives of capitalism forever, but the worst part has to be how artists, writers, musicians, and all creative types are often forced to have menial day jobs to support them and their #art You know, the shit they actually want to do? 1/2

The burning of a corpo warehouse is the only kind of global warming I can get behind.

When humanity has gone too far, awaken from your deep slumber and wreak havoc across a small suburban town until nothing is left. Giant Fucking Skeleton is available now on the eShop for the Nintendo Switch and Nintendo Switch 2 Systems!

Had a dream that I was in middle school again and my mom was opening the door when a pack of boars just came in and fucking mauled her It wasn't even scary because Gmod ragdoll sfx was playing as she clipped into the floor

Gotta love vibe-coding Especially when you realize the AI shat itself along the way and you need to go back through huge blocks of code you didn't write to figure out what went wrong, before actually rewriting it. Exponentially more work than if you'd just went to stackoverflow like a real person.

Inshallah, we shall receive the Trump-Brand Qur'an soon.

Sometimes a messiahs gotta work on his passion projects. Good for the Holy Spirit.

"brainrot edit" THEY'RE CALLED YOUTUBE POOPS

View of Planet Earth from Artemis II...

Classic gay-straight conversion camps vs. modern, upgraded straight-gay conversion camps

These hoes out here telling me that I need to go do my job and rescue the presidents daughter bitch I'm tryna do the best goddamned backflip these old ass fucking Spaniards will ever see

evil ronald reagan fact: trickle down economics really works it really does source trust me bro.

James Bond crossing the street but in that slow ass walk he does so it turns green and he gets hit by a fucking semi.

Words cannot describe how much I hate April Fools. I just saw an official teaser for Gorgeous Freeman Episode 4 by The Delak Himself and almost shat my pants. Some of the jokes are funny, but these vex me.

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Last night I dreamed that something super cool happened to me, so, when I woke up, I checked my phone to see if it actually happened, and, holy shit it did! I was fucking ecstatic. Turns out I also dreamed the part of waking up and checking my phone, and I don't know if I'll ever recover.

the ghost in a cartridge that's forever stuck unplayed in a 9.8 graded sealed copy sitting on the shelf of some youtuber in los angeles

I don't think anyone in the world is happier than the macro star fox guy. Maybe the macro artists who are about to make BANK.

sitting in traffic when a smart beautiful woman, w/an amazing personality, walks close by—about 5ft away. i lock my car doors out of respect

The wrong fucking people have senses of shame nowadays. People who goon to freaky drawings individually or with like-minded, consenting adults are told they need help by people who won't shut up about how vaccines contain the mark of Satan because of Bill Gates. Sadly, some of them agree.

Honestly, I think calling in just one Gandalf is overkill for kicking the shit out of Chuck Norris.

I'm not a misogynist, I just believe men are, on average, sexier than women. Checkmate liberals.

Gotta hand it to Charlie Kirk, he hasn’t said anything racist in months!

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FUCK, I MISSED THE IDES OF MARCH.

If Todd Howard doesn't put a nod to Camelworks in TES6 I'm gonna shove 6 entire chessboards up his ass. RIP Camelworks, fly high you beautiful bastard.

Playing a new rpg and deciding whether I should make a muscular, dashing rogue type sexyman, or the grossest, most pathetic incel of all time. The hardest choice a man could be presented with.

POLITICAL - dashare.zone ADMIN

Mfs who say autism is a superpower are morons. I'd prefer being able to shapeshift to not being able to pick up on social cues.

The best part of being an artist or writer is when you realize you can make your own jorking material if nothing else is working. AI and AIbros could never understand. The satisfaction of eating a meal you, yourself, prepared far outweighs the satisfaction of eating fast food slop.

Mentally krill

Did one of those 9 game things. Probably some that slipped my mind, but these are some games that hold a special place in my heart. Would also include BioShock, because that game FUCKS.

Still trying to gauge the maximum freak I can show on this account before I scare the hoes.

I love my sister, but she's down bad for Jared Leto Joker, and that's a sin not even god can forgive.

Revised a college essay at the last minute only to realize that I was not supposed to revise that essay for the assignment, but actually make an entirely new one. I'm gonna shit. Fuck my stupid chud life.

Beat Resident Evil Requiem. The game goes from horrifying to hilarious and action-packed on a dime. I nearly shit my pants as Grace before I switch to Leon and wipe the floor with a dozen monsters at a time while making shitty jokes. One of the best REs imo. Might even be my second or third fav.

Really happy with Resident Evil Requiem, been having a fucking blast, but I'm kinda tired of one-off villains. We need another Wesker. A villain thats behind 99% of everything for like 3 games and then we get him. The thing is, Wesker was literally the best part of RE, so that's almost impossible.

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It is always morally correct to bully the bourgeois.