Great now I’m thinking about their big squishy noses.. 😵‍💫🐭

Ever been so horny at work you have to put your hands in your pockets to “hide thing?” …and that makes it worse? I can’s stop thinking about tackling big soft shiny red balloons and rubbing all over them 😳🐭

Heehee… getting poked by his “swizzle stick” 😳🐭🎈

Riding toys in the pool naked hits different.. they’re so soft, squishy, and slippery. It’s like an instant orgasm.. like they know what they’re doing 😵‍💫🐭

Imagine “filling” a pooltoy/balloonie to the point it starts dripping from their squeaky muzzle 😇🐭

Heehee.. sssssseems like donkey balloons love getting poked by pointy things.. 😇🐭🌵🌭

Heehee… now you’re balloon’s a little more slippery and shinier 😇🐭

I need to snugglehump the air out of Ssssomething 😳🐭

I loooove the way cool, soft, squishy pooltoys feel against my rump.. 🐭🤤🍑

I horny for pooltoy noses 😵‍💫🐭🍑

Which would -you- make out with? 😊🐭

He told me to! Said it was better to ride him bare back. Never underestimate the power of gay pooltoys 😳🐭

When you see a fursuit and have to “take care of yourself” immediately

Easter is for doing unholy things to balloon bunnies.. 😇🐭🍑🐰🎈

I’m gonna hump this bunny until he looks like this, this squeekend.. 😳🐭❤️🎈🐰💨

Bunnies and mice make the best humpy partners.. Love how they tease us with their toothy grin, big soft rumps, and floppy ears.. “Hey mouse, why don’t you hop on and make my ears wiggle wobble? …naked” 😇🐰🎈

I’m like the Remy of deflating toys.. I put a little extra “love” into the entree. …and a cheese topping (“I like humping the air out of pooltoys, ok?”) 😇🐭

Who’s toys am I -humping- the air out of at Furry Fiesta? 😇🐭 #SqueakySaturday

I wish I could be doing this all day (at home and/or in the pool) 😳🐭

Do you ever daydream about toons with gloves and think.. “do they do horny things with their gloves?” … “Would they do horny things to me with their gloves?”

😇🐭🎈

Balloons are for toons to hump! Heehee.. 🤤🐭

Heehee… take that, cat! 🐭🍑🎈🐯

Would -you- pin him against the wall and make out with him?

Because it feels sooooo good… 😵‍💫🐭❤️🎈 🎨 <censored>

He wants you to use him as a seat! 🍑😳🐭🎈

Gah these seals give me such a stiffie.. that big inviting “play with me” expression.. I just wanna snuggle hump them silly 😳🐭

…also why Cattex hearts smell kinda funny 🐭😇

The face your toyfriend makes after you just finished skinny dipping with them.. 😳🐭🎈

Those tight suit that those luge piloys wear look like they feel amazing.. …I wonder if they’d want to ride a mouse balloon while wearing that.. ..and hug onto me tight like we’re going down the track 😵‍💫🐭🎈

Cute toons getting caught in the act of pleasuring themselves is such a button… …maybe I left the door unlocked on purpose …maybe I was squeaking a little louder than I thought because the balloon was so soft and squishy and felt so good and I got carried away… 😳🐭🎈

He wants to play with your nuts… 😇🐿️

You know a toy had a good time when they’re left floppy, smiling, and blushing.. 😇🐭

C.. can I rub myself on your balloon? 😇🐭❤️🎈

When your toonballoon friend, who you always thought was null, has a little “secret” that reveals itself with a little too much air.. Heeheehee… well well, what do we have here? 🎨 by <redaqted’>

Heeheehee.. “mousetrap” 😵‍💫🐭🎈

Just think of all the New Years balloons left over waiting to be humped. …I call the big squishy red one 🐭🤤🎈

Putting this guy’s soft feet between your legs with those squishy claws is.. Hooooo boy 😵‍💫🐭

The rub’n’sniff Rudy balloon.. …heehee his butt smells like candy canes! 🎨 by <re-daq-ted>

Don’t let Santa see what I did to my inflatable reindeer on Christmas Eve #HumpDay.. Heehee 😇🐭

You know what would be hot? Being felt up and having your valve unplugged by one of those toons who wears gloves. …bet they feel balloonie 😳🐭

Stuck at work horny for big, soft, squishy, round, red balloons..

How to make a Dario go from zero to stiffie in a second… …just shove this guy against me nose to nose 😵‍💫🐭

That fin going up my rump.. 😵‍💫🐭

My peener hurts, and the mouse is looking a bit tired too.. smiling though because he got humped a lot 😳🐭💦💦

Time to baste the turkey 😜🐾 🎨 by Emi @emithegoat.bsky.social

Who wants to play “hide the lamppost” while we watch the parade together?