Trying to sniff out where to hide the carrot… 🎈🐰🍑🥕🐭😇

Stuck at work horny for big bouncy squishy toony blow up dragons 😳🐭

While we’re on the subject of toons, I love to imagine that if you “accidentally” end up nose to butt with them, it’s a silly smell like mice smell like cheesepuffs, chipmunks smell like roasted cinnamon nuts, Buc-ee beaver smells like Beaver Nuggets, bears smell like honey, etc

Love the idea of cute toons being horny and their silly ways of pleasuring themselves.. 😵‍💫🐭🤠 🎨 @agreeabledrink.bsky.social

The seal is so soft and feels soooo good.. …and his expression is sooo encouraging like he’s loving it 😵‍💫🐭

Imagine getting sore on your sensitive bits from having too much fun with your plushie friend, and having to explain it to your doctor in front of them.. “What were you doing that caused this?” *slight glance at plushie friend* Errrrr… 😳🐭

Riding them down and the way they press into your sensitive bits and soften at the same time feels soooo good 🐭🧀💦💦

If you found a mouseballoon like this on your bed, would you hump him?

Exhibit B: 😵‍💫🐭⛺️

Why does it have to be so hot when fursuiters sit on and interact with toys and balloons? 😳🐭

Didya know skunk balloons love letting mice play with their big bouncy butts? 😵‍💫🐭

You haven’t lived fully until your pooltoy friend lets you sniff-hump their big, squishy, cartoony feetpaws 😵‍💫🐭

I wonder what dragon/dino pooltoys think when you sit on them and one of their poofy spikes “accidentally” goes up your rump.. ..is it a blushy situation for them?

The thought of being pinned down & playfully bullied by your giant soft inflatable friend is too much to handle.. Especially if they poke fun at you Skunk: “Oooh you smell funny *Pounce* let me get a closer sniff with my big bouncy nose! Mouse: “I’m not letting you up until I get 🧀 out of you!”

I love how pooltoys move their head back against you when you straddle and sit on them.. almost like they find it pleasureable that you’re riding them and they want more 😊🐭

Oooooh, are you gonna take off all your clothes and play the bouncy-bounce game with me again? 😵‍💫🐭

C.. can I hump your balloon? 😇🐭

Did you know Dario was -really- developed to keep bunnies, mice, and other critters busy so they would’t multiply so quickly? 😇🐭🎈

Anyone else get a stiffie from this? 😳🐭

Nothing says “hump me” like an inanimate cartoony toy smiling at you with their rump in the air…

It’s like he’s saying “tee-hee” after robbing me of all my “cheese.” 😵‍💫🐭

GAH those wiggle wobbles.. *covers his lap*

His nose is so sit on-able.. 😇🐭🍑🐻🎈

Psssst… I’m gonna hump your balloons 😇🐭

Love the feel of Nessie’s tail and spikes pressing against my rump.. *lipbites* 😵‍💫🐭

Horny for this… 😵‍💫🐭🎈🐻🐾

For those of you who in the “paw game” I get it.. big, shapely, squishy, ticklish, vulnerable, a little bit of humility.. and not knowing what you’re gonna get when you take a whiff.. all so silly, and toony. Giant soft balloonie stepping on your lap and moooshing back and forth because they KNOW

Anyone else like sniffing your toy’s saddle after it’s been ridden? 😇🐭

I.. err… got a little too excited doing this. The feel of ssssinking into that squishy dragon and it pressing into my sensitive bits constantly was too much to handle 🐭💦💦

Dario eyeing a big puffy toony spider balloonie: “C… can I put my peener where the web comes out?”

POV when your giant soft balloon dragon friend gets a little too possessive and won’t let you up.. (…by making it so you don’t want to get up)

Dario sat here…. …wanna sniff? Heeheehee 😇🐭🍑

Hump day’d.. 😇🐭

Gaaaaah… I can’t stop humping it sssssilly 😵‍💫🐭

In case y’all didn’t notice, I kinda have a -thing- for cartoon bunnies *squirms and thinks of his nose being under their cotton tail as they bounce*

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What did you do this morning? …I humped a dragon.. 😇🐭

Horny..

Ssssssoooo… who’s toys am I humping the air out of at TFF? 😇🐭😵‍💫 #HumpDay

Gah the way this seal squeaks and squirks with every movement, and the way his smile invites you to play with him is just 😵‍💫🐭

Still the best nose in the business for under the tail stuff.. 😵‍💫🐭

Ever ride a GL and pretend it’s a parade balloonie’s peener? 😇🐭

The feel of those poofy dragon spikes going under my tail and smooshing into my sensitive bits.. even more so with each bounce 😵‍💫🐭

It feels soooo good to rub your butt on ballooooons…

Ssssssoooo horny tonight it hurts.. need to bury it into a big, soft, squishy balloon 😳😵‍💫🐭🍌🎈

When your mouseballoon friend has the hornies and needs to be humped silly.. 😵‍💫🐭🎈

Stuck at work daydreaming of humping big juicy squishy red ballooooons… 😵‍💫🐭

Dario is a sweet, naive, flirty, mischievous mouseballoon toon who’s schtick is letting the air out of inflatable/balloonie things… …and his achilles heel is being perpetually horny…

…and totally called you out if you got a stiffie while riding them 😵‍💫🐭

He wanted to play the humpy game… …gah those post ride wrinkles 😵‍💫🐭