Queen Latifah for sure.

“Today is gonna be the day that they’re gonna throw it back to y-“ *MUTE*

Will be calling Bellingham ‘Judy with the Booty’, cuz that thang sittin high & spherical back there 😏

I’m knocking Tyler Perry out his loafers then going thru his pockets 😤

Jamaican oxtail gravy over rice and peas. And no, I don’t even need the actual oxtail to be there 🤭

The thing about the stutter step is that, sure, it may take the goalie off his rhythm but baby it be taking the kicker off his too 😂

Now Kylian…

FIFA, Y’ALL ARE NOT SERIOUS WITH THIS SHIT

Would be rooting for Morocco had they not lost their North African-ass minds. Vive la France.

Kith*

I plan to root for Mo’ne Davis & the LA Queens but buying merch is now off the table cuz that logo stinks.

Libraries and librarians win again 🏆

I was just about to post this. Calling these women “big man” and “big guy” is crazy. Cut the mic.

Match so boring, I think both of these teams should be eliminated.

I’m confused, bc what beyond exceptional talent does one really need in order to have staying power? Somehow this is Cathy’s fault.

HUH?!

Now that soccer’s done till the evening…who tf is Graham Platner?

My blood is genuinely still boiling over Egypt’s loss. I hate when boy sports affect me like this.

How the race war will start 😈

Argentina better enjoy this moment. They are not lifting the trophy this year, mark my words.

Ref getting real Yellow Card-happy right now. It’s feeling racial!

EGYPT! NO!!!🧎🏾‍♀️

Egypt, you’re my last hope! 😭

I need Naomi to knock Muchová outta her tennis shoes & I need Lionel Messi packed up & moved out by end of day!!

Anyway, let me get back in cahoots with the real bad bitches of US soccer.

Ppl are saying Trump’s red card debacle really influenced the outcome for the US tonight. My dears, I’m here to hold your hands: they were gonna lose this regardless.

Now that it’s over I can definitively say: I enjoy the men’s World Cup so much more when the US team doesn’t wven play 😮‍💨

I’m glad I switched to watching USMNT matches on Telemundo. They’re so normal over here, don’t have raging hard-ons about ‘Murica & have little delusions about this team. It’s niiiiice 🧘🏾‍♀️

Idc that they did win - belting “Wonderwall” at the Azteca of all places? Whole team will begin to cough in 3 days…

They need to let me be a World Cup referee. I’d blow that whistle & tell a man to get the fuck outta my face for FREE.

A goal is coming for Raúl tonight, mark my words!! 🇲🇽

The Afro Mexican vs Afro British

Okay now, Mexico, 2-1 ain’t bad! Gracias a Quiñones!!

Fuuuuuck, not Jude!!! 😭

C’mon Mexico! Get these innits tf outta here!! 🇲🇽

Gianni Infantino is a fucking coward.

A $3 @mta.info subway fare and some good Q train timing can buy you one hell of a view of the July 4th fireworks and the Brooklyn Bridge light show! Huge shoutout to the train operator for slow rolling over the Manhattan Bridge and the conductor for announcing it.

Proud to say I've managed to adjust my A/C to Mamdani's recommended 78 degrees. It's not bad at all! And still 20 whole degrees cooler than outside 😭 A blackout won't be happening on my watch!

Can't finish Enola Holmes 3 bc Millie Bobby Brown ain't got no business having those teeth & it's distracting. Those are not teeth of the times.

Those Polymarket commercials are so fake-deep, it’s agonizing. And how tf did Future get here?

No USMNT stanning over here but I have to say: Chris Richards (with the fro specifically) is my TYPE 😮‍💨

Wingstop owes the Dallas Wings some money. Cuz 9 times outta 10, when I hear the team name, I think about placing an order 😩

This is fantastic! I wonder if there are ways we can subsidize/relieve electricity bills for ppl who wouldn’t be able to afford to run these units otherwise.

Yeahhh Croatia, get that facelifted skank bitch Cristiano up outta here! #WorldCup

One indisputable great thing about the World Cup is seeing how hype and happy the babies in the crowd are - Lamine Yamal's lil bro included ☺️

NYC, I cannot stress how much there is NO breeze outside right now. Just suffocating 91 degree heat. If you’re in the house, stay in the house!

I know these mfs ain’t letting off fireworks right now. For a soccer game??!

The irony of this US announcer not being able to say Balogun correctly. You’re American, you know how to pronounce “gun” #WorldCup

Statistically, at least one man on each of these World Cup teams is a part of the alphabet army. I may not know who they are, but happy belated Pride to all of them 🏳️‍🌈

I said EUROPE, not AFRICA goddammit!!