Thinking you need to obey laws is an example of black and white thinking and is highly indicative of Borderline Personality Disorder. For this reason we can confidently state President Trump is doing just fine, mentally.

Is Will Stencil the MIA of posting?

If antelope just learned to drink from clear water holes they wouldn't have to worry about crocodile holy fuck. This shit is hard!

Person, woman, Doctor, Jesus, camera, TV

With gas prices being what they are, it's more important then ever that I find these hot milfs in my area

Leftists are grand canyon posting again. Which, again, not that grand. If you hold your fist up to your eyes, your fist alone can block out most of the grand canyon! It's not that big!!! #fillItIn #NoMorePotholesAZ

Today in fights against technofacism... I emailed bluesky 32 minutes ago for a statement on possibly banning Lion king content (due to Nazi overtones) and still have not heard back. I think that speaks volumes about this "liberal echochambapp"

Socialize every restaurant. Make NH liquor outlets run the new American restaurant consortium. Giving all people daily easy access to healthy food in third spaces should be an American priority. But we're too afraid to truly utilize economies of scale

Does hbo ever reveal who the Sopranos are or are we supposed to think Tony is secretly one?

I can literally eat over $1.50 of avocados on a random Sunday and you still have to ask if Ross is the best poster in the game?

They're saying kids as young as 4 are registering themselves as Petrostates. You hear about this? They think they're Sarah Arabia, or the United Allan Emirates. No DEI OPEC for kids.

The first Lion king movie was shot in 1945, so timon and simba were singing the hakuna mantata during the Nazis? Not such a "problem free philosophy" anymore, is it? @filmandseries.bsky.social

The major plot hole in Jaime's works is that no one in real life ever actually blames things on alcohol. It's just unserious work through and through

Just build another straight y'all. It ain't that hard

"I AM THE UBERWENCH!" - NITCHEZE the PHILOSOPHER

I don't use AI on my posts. They're naturally this regrettable

Vibedrinking beers all workday. Tryin not to vomit in the dumpster at lunch

"Watch this video of Trump or miller being their predictable selves" No.

Damn I had no idea Red Velvet Cake was just reconstituted chik fil a

The Mid and Mr. Beast Pay up @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social Or Elsa gates it.

Hagrid? More like Haggard. That tired bitch

In a sense, Hillary Clinton owns this Iran disaster, if she had stepped down in 2008 and gracefully let Obama give the win to Biden, Republicans wouldn't be Nazis. And Bernie likely directly funded Trump 2016 because his wife or something. Bill voted for the Iraq war. Don't get me started on 🧵1/287

I strenuously object to the notion that the creature eating my face is a leopard. Eating my face is actually quite out of character for it.

I have the biggest crush on the Silver Smurfer bro

Idk what crypto fashion is and I don't want to know

Sorry maga ... Rob zombie just isn't as great a lyricist as you and crow milk drinking ROBERT think

As a staunch libertarian who rejects government overreach, I believe the government shouldn't be able to ring my cell phone with an amber alert anytime I try taking my girlfriend out of town

Conservatives learning to read

I've decided I'll make the next kingdom hearts game. Disney can suck it.

Challenged to a duel? I said Yu-Gi-No kid. He was probably 7? Wut?

it's not the worst thing AI is doing but: i love cat videos so much and it's so annoying that people are posting ai cat videos now

What happens when Insoluable Fiber meets Unstoppable Digestion?

What starts as an untrained LLM in the morning, is a middle aged person in the afternoon, and is an over developed LLM at night?

Brought my kids, calfs, kittens, fowls, and puppies to the slaughter house. Yes, I left with all my non goated kids. I don't know how to be more clear.

If we do not stand as one, wrapping ourselves around the axe of Truth, then what do we even stand for?

The real gamergate is people trying to crucify xbox360 streamer xX.J.Epstein.Xx just for what? Emailing famous people?

Mechanical keyboards ... Not the strong and silent type...

Been smoking too much skippio africanibus in the culina with Grumio today

Twitter the only place where well articulated sentences still get misinterpreted. You can say "I like Wehrmacht" and somebody will say "So you hate Luftwaffles?" No bitch. Dats a whole new sentence. Wtf is you talkin about

Deloitte updates guidance on #$LOVE *2026 IS LAST CHANCE TO EXPERIENCE A TOTAL ECLIPSE OF THE HEART. VENUS SHUFFLES FIRTHER FROM EARCH Markets fluctuating wildly, likely hormonal response

You know the Buddha gonna say some ice cold shit when he starts off with "Monks..."

Not convinced the so called "Hessians" ever actually existed. You'll notice no one has been deported to Hessia, only Yugoslavia. Explain.

I've never paid much attention to the man behind the curtain but damn he fuckable mate. 9/10

My three year old just looked at me over his porridge and said "we're all aging in real time. Whether or not we're in a simulation doesn't chanfe this fact." My wife and I wept and gave him his favorite low sugar plum juice. So proud of my cumspawn!

The guy is played by brad Pitt and his wife by Angelo Joline and he still has to testify to Congress claiming the president is a pedo just to get more attention? How is this real?

The major design flaws of katanas is storage. They're poorly designed for travel

Carthage Tennessee KFC has liver for sale on Mondays and must be destroyed

Going to teach my dog Christianity. So sick of this shit.

Well at this point I think it's safe to assume there wasn't anything in the Epstein files. If there was anything real it would have been released by now.