There are only 3 Evolutions. This isn't up for debate. Charlie got shot for saying otherwise. Don't be like Charlie. #Pokemon

"We want people on the floor with nothing to protect them from the heat of the midday sun. Yup that's it. Send it!" - Democratic Party

If you never shower you can run the bidet longer without upsetting the intelligentsia conservationalists

In onor of memorial day I found this profiles in valor: "an andalite crashed on earth and his dying act was to bestow upon these 5 ethnically and socioeconomically diverse tweens the power of animorphing"

Kavanaugh stop indeed. 😳

The cost of penis molds have outpaced inflation by a whoping 27%! How is a small business supposed to make ends meet in this environment?

MAGA up in arms over Alexander III's inflammatory statements regarding Frederick Barbarossa's purely political actions

Straight up 0 reason to believe Harry ever became a *great* wizard

mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one

More like the Epistien DEFILES

Everyone's reading into shit like "hey Donald, good job pedo-ing", but that's obv just code for ordering veggie pizza and a Wayfarer lamp. It ain't that deep yall

The Mummy 1-3. It's a short list

Sorry y'all, where'd we end up on Mike Johnson watching porn with his son or whatever? I stepped out for a minute

Study Finds Most Americans Can't Find Where They Are Being Deported On Map

Does papa roach sing above ground pools? Google

Normie men and Whig measures

I just spent a year shrieking about something. Ah well nevertheless NBD anyway

The Dems really stole my Bored Ape last night

Soviet republic of New York takes first key step towards total communism by publicly owning Andrew Cuomo

There's sandwiches for every ICE agent in Christmasland

SNL Digital Short (Series, 2005 - 2012)

Smoking Argentinan Soybeans to help our brave American farmers. My lungs getting used to it but idk

Great Apes? Bad Humans!

Y'all blast Trump for accepting gifts to pay his military yet cher on the literal pope for receiving bribes from his worshippers. This is crazy town. Can we just do Catholicism without a Pope. Maybe local churches with more say in which doctrines to teach?

@disneyprimevideo.bsky.social when does your service get dan brown catalogue for paper view?

Say what you will about Adams but at least he isn't a predator. And say what you will about Coumo, but at least he isn't a fraudster. This race is wide open baby

Writing up a little document I call Project 2026: How I'll single handedly end Nazism through daily mindfulness meditation

Tired of this WITCH HUNT. Boys, post your Nazi tats you forgot you got while literally spending all your life deep undercover as a Nazi TO SAVE LIVES.

People make fun of AI and supporters like me (Dweebs and Dinkwots they say), but imagine if they had AI in the 1800s to read seaman's journals to determine wind patterns? Science would have advanced 10 years overnight

Rhetorical Physicists have discovered the Quantum Goalposts. They exist simultaneously in different places and are always moving, but you cannot be certain of both their position and momentum at the same time.

Since conservatives hate nothing more then people setting fires in 2020 this will likely unite the country and be universally condemned

Literally shaking. Just woke up to violently masturbating to the Virginia state seal.

Y'all missing the real point. Eric Adams is definitely NOT a virgin. Stop saying that he is. Neither he nor I are "incelebites"

Uploading my vape to the cloud. On microsoft azure

Adams about to discover the absolute hell that is taxi service from Ankara airport to the downtown

Time for an infrastructure week. This Epistien stuff is

Hot communists seizes the means of reproduction

When the priest say to give up taking fist fulls of melatonin is when I'll give my lil white bedtime guys up. Until then, take 4 and see how many verses you can read before passing out. Straight up biblical dreams Dad

Destined to die alone. .. Sadgittarius by birth #theStarsOhtheStars #HunterBidenLaptop #epstien

Sad that all of Dave Chappelles new stuff has to be released post-humorously since he's no longer funny.

We need to ask were Nirvana got their album art from. What's the Epistien connection? When you look hard enough for something, you'll find it. Episode #1 of The Pedo Files drops on Spotify at 4am EST

The world is absolutely fucked the day you need to support a so called Jimmy Kimmel. Absolutely fucked. I'm downright cantankerous rn

Voting for a murder to be the "town knife holder" to prove knives have been what's been murdering me. Wish me lu

At this time, the WSJ is not prepared to rule out transgender ideology is at play here

It's disgusting the FBI has enough time to take the dad's call to solve the crime for them. Y'all ... There 👏are👏 Epstein👏 files👏 to 👏scrub 👏 get👏back👏to👏work👏

JE SUIS CHARLIE! (Please shoot me, any body. Please)

The black eyed peas living rent free in my den

Food poisoning is a sign of bad moral character

I feel like Frederick Douglass was doing good work for a while but really fell of the map over the last few years. Makes me think controlled opposition by fascist wing of big anarchy