Screaming and crying...and definitely and probably alt f4-ing... www.twitch.tv/collslaw

Oh god, it's just the two of us....again www.twitch.tv/collslaw

During a slow week, I complete 10-20 tickets. In a regular week, I complete around 20-25 tickets. Weekend work might boost that to 30-35. This week......66 TICKETS. SIX D SIX. THAT'S TWO SIXS SIDE BY SIDE. The weekend can't come soon enough...

Nothing better than coming into shift at 10am, attending a meeting, discussing a high-priority ticket with another team member, and then finding a ticket that had been sitting in the queue....FOR TWO HOURS, that no one else picked up, and was obviously skipping over. Anways, Good Morning.

JUST THE TWO OF US, WE CAN MAKE IT IF WE TRY....THAT'S A LIE www.twitch.tv/collslaw

Chibi Commission for @collslaw.bsky.social #vgencomm #nocturnaldesigns #digitalart #art #artist #artistsonbsky #vtuber #envtuber #VSky #commsopen #vgen #Kofi vgen.co/NettleFaeVT

WOOOO SCARY GAMES.....no wait...NOOOOOOO Scary Games then Peak Later! www.twitch.tv/collslaw

Another day, another scream, another bad dream, scary games with the homies or something www.twitch.tv/collslaw

I almost spit out my drink mid-sip here today while I was helping a lady with an issue. Had just finished up, and was giving the classic, "If you have any other issues, reach out and let me know," and she replies with "Oh, I will, I'll be your favorite hemoroid". Ma'am?! What does that mean?!

Nothing better than coming into my 10am shift.....and finding out two applications are currently down. One because a certificate expired, and the other....no one fucking knows lol. Figuring that out now. GOOD MORNING!

Scary Fun Time Continues! TO SCREAM OR NOT TO SCREAM, THAT IS THE QUESTION! www.twitch.tv/collslaw

OMG IT'S THAT SCARY MONTH!!! I promise not to scream! www.twitch.tv/collslaw

It's perfectly normal to go to bed at 7am and wake up at 12pm.....right?

I'm over here trying to lower the number of tickets in our team's queue. But these applications for the company are deciding for the second day in a row to die.

I heard today was rapture day and felt the need to check in with my family. We proceeded to have a perfectly normal conversation.

Here's how my day has been. Started the day with 64 tickets in the queue. Resolved two of them, 63 tickets. Resolved three of them, 61 tickets. Resolved three of them again. 61 tickets. This job is so hateful today, I just wanna get sub 60 😭

I'm proud to announce that after over a year of streaming and playing Elden Ring, we finished it....OH THANK GOD, IT'S BEEN SO LONG! www.twitch.tv/collslaw/cli...

Recovering from yesterday with some scary games or something...... www.twitch.tv/collslaw

After two hours and around forty attempts, my buddy Mini and I beat Malenia on stream yesterday....I am not well after that experience lol.

We Finish Elden Ring Tonight for sure, probably. www.twitch.tv/collslaw

I can't keep Eldening this Ring like this....or something www.twitch.tv/collslaw

Endurance Stream, do we beat Elden Ring Today?! Probably Not. www.twitch.tv/collslaw

Getting Revenge on this Vengeful Planet or something...... www.twitch.tv/collslaw

We made it through another week. We only had three fires, five accidents, and Carl knocking over the water cooler. Welcome to the weekend, everyone.

Eldening this Ring in the Giant Mountains or something....... www.twitch.tv/collslaw

This is me pleading with you week, please end. Bring me the weekend early, let's just call it quits and say "we've done enough". I'll even give you a $1.

Eldening Your Ring, or something....... www.twitch.tv/collslaw

Getting revenge on this planet that's getting revenge or something www.twitch.tv/collslaw

Ya gotta love someone opening a ticket at the second-highest priority, and then noping the hell out. Literally told her co-workers that IT would call and that they needed to take some information from us. WHAT INFORMATION, I'M CALLING YOU FOR INFORMATION!

Today I was reminded that a computer needs enough power to power all of its hardware, and that if it doesn't have enough, you start to see performance issues. I promise the classes I passed, and degree I got for this type of thing was something I earned...I promise.....

I promise not to cry or scream. Scary games with the homies or something.... www.twitch.tv/collslaw

I watched Jurassic World Dominion yesterday night with the homies, and we spent most of our time laughing and complaining about the plot holes we spotted while watching it. We also came up with a drinking game: take a shot every time anyone holds a hand up to a dinosaur.

The Planet is getting Revenge? Revenge of the Savage Planet or something. www.twitch.tv/collslaw

How long is this game?!!? Elden Ring or something.... www.twitch.tv/collslaw

One day, one day I won't look at a ticket from L1 and feel like tearing out my non-existent hair.....but not today.

We're Eldening this Ring Again....or something. www.twitch.tv/collslaw

Please talk me out of purchasing more cards for a game I don't play, but love collecting cards for.

When you start to feel good about it being the middle of the week....only to remember that you work the weekend.

On July 6th, a mysterious redeem appeared on LuminaChannel's stream. @merurururuna.bsky.social , claimed it. Giving that unknown force the opportunity it needed to seal Lumina's Sun Goddess powers, turning her into her Guardian Form?! To Be Continued! #Vtuber #lore #lumidraw #art

We back to Elden this Ring again...or something www.twitch.tv/collslaw

Today I've made a horrible mistake. I got myself some spicy ramen, I spilled some of the spicy sauce on my finger, I licked that off.....I THEN PROCEEDED TO TOUCH MY FACE AND NOW EVERYTHING IS PAIN

Be me, working L2 in IT. Picks up ticket from L1 Be L1 Service Desk, writes ticket Description, order management error No other information provided Be me again, WHICH FLIPPING APPLICATION, AND WHAT'S THE ERROR?! L1 seems determined to put in the least amount of effort possible istg.

I keep forgetting that I have social media....so I rarely post or look at anything on it. So with that out of the way, Happy Monday or something.

Just the two of us, we can make it if we try....that's a lie. Scary games or something... www.twitch.tv/collslaw

We're climbing a peak or something...with the homies. www.twitch.tv/collslaw

What were we doing again? Elden Ring or something. www.twitch.tv/collslaw

Day three of everything being down at work. This is fine.

When we work weekends, we can comp off two days in the following week. So, last week I had Thursday and Friday off. I woke up this morning after a long weekend, only to find out that literally everything but Microsoft Teams and Outlook are working at my job....I should have called out.

Something Witty about Monster Hunter Rise....with the homies www.twitch.tv/collslaw

When you're on a phone call with a customer about to end the call, you tell them, "Enjoy the rest of your day". And they respond with "Love you too"? What?