Albert Sleet
@fakehandl.bsky.social
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I would be a big time influencer but algorithms hate me.
i'm not one to complain about umpires but,
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If a World Series game goes 18 innings then the next day should be an emergency national holiday
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We’ll, we know some woman is married to an asshole…
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Dr. Strangelove was an extremely hilarious movie during other administrations. Under the current one it’s just terrifying.
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MAGA can't be as homophobic as I thought they were if they support a man's right to tear up the White House and install a ballroom.
6 days ago
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Thinking kinda sucks when there's no one to share your thoughts with. Hi internet.
7 days ago
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I got sexual harassment’s rookie card!
about 1 month ago
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Young people - It’s ok if you don’t know who Robert Redford was, just be extra nice to your grandmas and/or great grandmas today
about 1 month ago
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J. Elvis Weinstein
3 months ago
Colbert will land on his feet. CBS won't.
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For any right wing comic who wants to celebrate Stephen Colbert getting cancelled there will be a spot for you next to a Latino who celebrated Trump's victory.
3 months ago
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Please stop calling ICE kidnappers. They are murderers.
4 months ago
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On July 4th anyone who truly loves America will be mourning instead of celebrating.
4 months ago
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12 Tears a Slave shows how injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere. We are all less safe because CECOT exists.
4 months ago
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Just saw some good news on Bluesky so I’m gonna close the app and try to enjoy the rest of my day
5 months ago
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As an English speaker there are several different ways you can pronounce “Qatar” and all of them are wrong.
6 months ago
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Trump not knowing that a photoshop was his excuse for using the Alien Enemies Act may be the lowest moment in the history of the presidency.
6 months ago
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“The most successful 100 days in the history of our country,” said the guy with the 3 most successful marriages in the history of marriage.
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SHS: Please Mr. President, can Arkansas we get federal disaster relief? Trump: Are these Arkansas people billionaires? SHS: No, of course not. Can we please get help? Trump: No, of course not.
6 months ago
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It's so unfair to all the people who borrowed money from the mafia if students who can't pay their loans back on time don't get their kneecaps broken too.
6 months ago
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Now that we've established that RFK, Jr. doesn't know what autism is, could somebody check to see if he knows what vaccines are?
6 months ago
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Pete Hegseth has removed all the Charley Pride and Johnny Mathis albums from his grandparents record collection.
6 months ago
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If congress can’t impeach, convict, and remove Trump, then there’s really no point in there being a congress.
6 months ago
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Congress needs to stop fearing a loss in their next election and start fearing the loss of elections.
6 months ago
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Dear Lisa Murkowski, in 1974 the president was so afraid of congress that he choose to resign rather than face them over a breaking and entering charge.
7 months ago
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Democrats are allowed in CECOT, but only Republicans are allowed to leave.
7 months ago
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If you want to prove that Chris Van Hollen did something wrong, the first step is to prove that Kilmar Abrego Garcia did something wrong.
7 months ago
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The new Merrick Garland plan~ Step 1: Spend the next four years gathering evidence that Trump has committed kidnapping, and human trafficking, and sold his victims into slavery. Step 2: Put Trump on trial for having his new Tesla illegally parked.
7 months ago
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A convicted criminal had an innocent man criminally deported. The courts demanded that the innocent man be brought back home. The criminal criminally ignored the courts, and then said "isn't it wonderful that we're keeping criminals out of country?"
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Peter Navarro says tariffs are good and cites one expert, Ron Vara. I say tariffs are bad, here's 10 experts who agree with me: Rory Deming Mindy Roger Myron Dirge Dory Mering Emory Grind Ermin Gordy Gorden Rimy Morey Dring Ringo Dremy Merry Dingo
7 months ago
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On the bright side, at least all that crushing dread I felt after November 5th wasn't for nothing.
7 months ago
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Tariffs can only be an ugly thing. The 25th Amendment could be a beautiful thing.
7 months ago
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Whoever had the money to pay all these protesters at all these protests must not have been invested in Tesla.
7 months ago
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People: Tariffs are paid by consumers. Stupider people: Tariffs are paid by foreign governments. The stupidest person: Tariffs are paid by penguins.
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There will be much nostalgia for the days of boycotting things when we can no longer afford anything.
7 months ago
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If your children say anything positive about Trump, tell them it's "Liberation Day" and you're withholding 65% of their allowance.
7 months ago
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Elon admits that he's new to politics and there will be mistakes. Like how he just forgot to buy two hundred thousand more votes in Wisconsin.
7 months ago
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Hitler was able to admit that his hair wasn’t blonde, and that’s the only real difference left.
7 months ago
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I've learned so much from Elon Musk and xAI. My wife was angry that I spent money on a kayak with a hole in it, but I just sold the kayak to my non-running motorcycle.
7 months ago
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7 months ago
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If Putin dies, who inherits Trump?
7 months ago
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If Signalgate was an episode of The Apprentice, Trump would have fired Hegseth for being the losing project manager, then fired his entire team for using Signal, then fired himself for having such losers on his show.
7 months ago
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Some people who are too stupid to understand their job are at least smart enough to understand when it's time to resign, and then there's Pete Hegseth.
7 months ago
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I'm sure Sean Hannity wants to explain how it's no big deal because Trump and Pete Hegseth accidentally send him classified info all the time, but he can't.
7 months ago
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Jeffrey Goldberg was the only person in that chat group who was there doing a job that he’s actually qualified to do.
7 months ago
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Burning a Tesla is terrorism, and Teslas can burst into flames on their own, therefore the risk of being near a Tesla is so high that it's perfectly valid to ban them from properties, towns, counties, or even states.
7 months ago
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I don't even want to hear about Trump doing illegal things anymore. I only want to hear about him facing consequences.
7 months ago
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Roberts statement should have included that if you want a valid reason for impeaching a judge, just check out anything Clarence Thomas does.
8 months ago
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The USA healthcare system is #1 in the world at asking your name, phone number, address, and date of birth, and then transferring you to someone else who also can't help you, but will ask you all those same questions again.
8 months ago
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The president has too much power. A good way to reduce the president's power, would be to look at the US Constitution and actually go by what it says.
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