Merry Christmas, Bedford Falls! Merry Christmas, you wonderful old Building & Loan! Merry Christmas, broken newel post!

[first day as a shepherd] boss: where are you going? me: [pointing] star boss: what? why me: [shrugging] baby

that the Whos celebrate Christmas suggests some knowledge of Christ, but whether this is our anthropic Christ or a distinctive Who-Christ remains obscure; some have argued Christianity was introduced to them during their refuge with Horton, which of course turns us to the matter of Elephant Religion

If you’ve never seen the greatest Christmas special ever made, do yourself a favor.

I’ve been saying that I’m stubbornly refusing to wear anything heavier than a hoodie, but really I just forget that I need something heavier than a hoodie.

Not my greatest solstice fire ever, but this year feels as important as ever to remember that the light of summer is born in the darkest days. Blessed solstice.

You just missed the first Infinitokens commercial of the stream, but come watch anyway.

Good day ya all! I hope you are well! Join me now for some rambling & card sorting to my trade list on @moxfield.com ! Twitch.tv/goddessofblunder And tonight for some 1v1 kitchen table EDH with @tomedy.bsky.social at 6pm est! #mtgambassador #moxfield

I have an additional pass for #MCVegas26. I’d love for it to go to a new/small creator so you can network and see what MagicCon is all about. If interested, please comment below. I’ll do a random selection from those interested at the end of the weekend. Shares for visibility always appreciated!

I guess it's fitting that it's a reimagined, worse version of someone else's artwork

I am very excited to be taking part in this event tomorrow with such a l cast of characters! Please come check out the fun if you are able! #mtgambassador #mtgocreator #magicthegathering

Too snowy to play in person, but still playing!

Never thought I’d miss Utah.

Good day little lords! It's Chocobo day! I think I'm still a Final Fantasy #mtgambasssdor?! The Chocobo and Gift Boxes are out today! If only the Head of Chocobo Research & Development & her Choco had one for her Chocobo deck. #mtgxff #magicthegathering

@magic.wizards.com Just saying I'd be happy with a Fairly Oddparents Secret Lair for Lorwyn. #mtgambassador #magicthegathering #mtg

Need a judge. Lo and Li are two advisors, do they each get a counter.

Playing some Magic the Gathering Avatar The Last Airbender Jumpstart with @tomedy.bsky.social on the Twitch.tv/goddessofblunder NOW! #mtgambassador #mtgxatla #magicthegathering

I risked WNY winter weather to get here, come watch! www.twitch.tv/goddessofblu...

abolishing ice is the compromise

the “when all this is over” idea some of them cling to is ridiculous - you’ve re-wired your brain for brief flashes of dopamine from performative cruelty, there is no “over” for you, you’ve robbed your life of joy

bcos trans ppl are not the source of their misery. they scapegoat us for their problems - which are almost always self inflicted linehan is an example of this. his problem is his ego and arrogance. but he can't accept that so therefore it must be a secret trans lobby operating within the shadows

I used to be a fan of Richard Dawkins, JK Rowling, and Graham Linehan. They can all go straight to hell.

I can’t do Spotify Wrapped, I use Apple Music :(

I am absolutely honored @magic.wizards.com to be invited back to share my love of Magic, Cosplay & puppets! I'll be Blexing with a new cosplay & mini puppet & a modular Turtle puppet! Thank ya all! Join my Nest of Pests! mtg.social/MCLVCreators #mtgambassador #mcvegas26 #magicthegathering

Crows.

I’m very sleepy and cozy in my warm car on lunch so I don’t want to go back. Also it’s my first day at the new store after stepping down from my manager position so I just don’t want to go back anyway.

I share this to Facebook every year but now you all get to see it too.

If they made a Parks & Rec Secret Lair, what card do you think would get reskinned as “ It’s About The Cones.”

Is it too late to get a do-over on the Evil Dead Secret Lair?

I have seen multiple different explanations of what happens if you earthbend Arixmethes while its a land, but no one cites anything concrete. Any judges know relevant rules or rulings?

We’re live! I might play San Sunen at some point cuz I might take it apart later! www.twitch.tv/goddessofblu...

Good day Little Lords! It's Thursday Night Magic! 1v1 Magic time with @tomedy.bsky.social tonight 6pm est! Thank you so much to everyone who came to my talk last night. Public speaking is something that scares me. Twitch.tv/goddessofblunder at 6pm est! #mtgambassador #mtgxatla

If @coolstuffinc.com made sleeves with this, I would buy those sleeves, and use those sleeves for one of my favorite decks.

We’re live, maybe there will be cats! www.twitch.tv/goddessofblu...

#mtgxatla Early Access today /w Emmara, GoddessofBlunder, #mtgambassador at 1pm est on @mtgarena.com ! I'm gonna be drafting limited & testing decks for hours! Thank you so much @magic.wizards.com the opportunities as always. Twitch.tv/goddessofblunder youtube.com/@goddessofbl...

Friends, Meaghan from @Infinitokens.com, a huge supporter of Commander Sealed, broke some ribs the other day. If you were thinking about getting some for yourself, a holiday gift, or to replace the ones you will inevitably lose during Thanksgiving, now's a great time to support her!

What is Appa Ening With Appa! with Emmara! who is your favorite #avatarthelastairbender character?! #mtgatla #magicthegathering #mtg #mtgxavatar

What is Appa En Ing with Appa! w/ Emmara, GoddessofBlundeR! what is your favorite card you have seen in the #mtgxatla set?! i have a couple lol. #mtg #magicthegathering #mtgambassador #avatarthelastairbender

It would be very cool if WotC got @jhnenvee.bsky.social to do a Secret Lair.

Commander with friends, live now on @mrbevers.bsky.social's channel with @headology.bsky.social, @redfade.bsky.social and Meaghan! twitch.tv/mrbevers

Could we get a boost @tolariancommunitycollege.com ? Just not getting started with day 2

Good day ya all! It has been a weekend. ugh. Good and bad times. I am hanging out before my stream with the mighty @kurohitsuki.bsky.social at 4pm est. Sleeving Fire Lord Azula and entering the deck into @moxfield.com ! twitch.tv/goddessofblunder NOW

In less then a hour at 10am est, let's go watch some life totals get reversed over on twitch.tv/reversalwizard for an incredible cause #NotAFundraiser

Thursday night kitchen table Magic, where else can you find that? www.twitch.tv/goddessofblu...

Good Day Little Lords! Emmara is Live! yah! Had to finish life stuff! Join us now and at 6pm est with @tomedy.bsky.social on twitch.tv/goddessofblunder! Come say Hi! Thank you everyone who joined the Breakfast Club last night! #mtgambassador

My co-manager was telling me he didn’t think the tire he was balancing would balance out cuz it kept asking for more weight, so I said “Ok, Giles Corey.” I was proud of that joke so I’m telling everyone about it cuz I’m cool like that.

Tonight the Food Bank Fundraiser continues with this fire pod! Come do some good and enjoy the vibes. Let's see if we can outperform last night's total! 9p est! Featuring @headology.bsky.social @notgodzilla.bsky.social @onionbug.bsky.social Moderated by The Infamous @drsmallstufz.bsky.social

It always bothered me when people laughed while watching ZIM. All that time I spent trying to warn humanity with my admittedly astounding cautionary tales and they LAUGHED. Well I tried. Sure I failed spectacularly but I tried…