another phone side button that takes a photo that gets autodeleted after 30 days

would you rather experience faster face-first technology in the envy pods or enjoy a 3x faster verification in their new face-first envy pods

vibeshift lol

What matters in the age of AI is the thing we're selling

your mom's a live player

as much as half of the content of any given library is entirely made up

Gnosis is how you come gnow stuff

didn't God smite the israelites for something like this

if industrialized nations fail to take dramatic climate action, we can expect to see more and more sun-blotting events

bluesky? more like

alright here she is: Aurora, a map of every account on BlueSky. aurora.ndimensional.xyz

decaying sestinas are for quitters

If silence is violence, then this pristine 4BR/2BA cottage with floor-to-ceiling lakefront views is fuckin O block. Call

unironically having pleasant thoughts about software engineering rn

every night is a struggle to choose between boy bedtime story and girl bedtime story

there should be an indicator they dye the air with so you can see if it has wifi

explaining a malapropism is like boiling a frog

does anybody have a detailed diagram of what's granola and what's soy

inheriting the earth... wish me luck :)

the medium (radio) is the message (you were the last generation to listen to radio)

fuck it. we're doubling down

the smell of grocery shopping cart is actually sublime

the smell of grocery shopping cart is actually sublime

dorling kindersley might've been the best thing to come out of the nineties, and that's a high bar

wake up babe 38 new types of white people

a witch stole my penis at the vibecamp musical

everyone clowned on eliezer when he brought up military force. who's laughing now that we have to invade canada?

torment nexus? not in my backyard!

ɲussy

Wayne Gretzky is the only living futurist

genuinely unsure: do the fonts used by Apple, Google, etc look better and more neutral because people are so used to seeing them, or because those companies had the means and incentive to hire really good font designers

the notes app is gonna sponsor me as an artist in residence

so we can talk about how autism affects women but not about how the saturn return affects men?

my moat is everyone else having mental illness. and you are not allowed to ask me why i'm sopping wet

bluesky is my nicotine gum

they should install a big red phone for modernity to just call up the ancestral environment and sort all this shit out directly

the antilibrary (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antilibrary) is so contrived and fake and made up by Big Book to sell more books and I'm falling for it hook line and sinker

oh hell yes. oh fuck yes

i'm in it. i'm of it. i'm all over it.

carefully navigating the adorn/anoint tradeoff

I don’t know I’m just saying stuff as it pops into my head. Smaller audience makes more bold

nü pøast https://skunkledger.substack.com/p/lactaid-and-stevia

summer is the most object level of the seasons

self? family? city? nation? species? all beings? personally i am loyal to the chordata

can someone in SF explain to me why sightglass is good but ritual is cursed

any endeavor takes on a radiant rosy glow when relabeled as a side project

A polycule is obviously conscious but it probably can't suffer

Do any women out there want to sync up our virtuous cycles