I think Mina the Hollower is the first 8-bit game to give me jump scares, and repeatedly at that. Thanks.

"Sorry, I can't today - I already have plans." The plans:

I totally forgot I was a florist for over a year. That’s what happens when you’re autistic and you’ve had more than 20 jobs.

Got yelled at by a lady at the dispensary because I forgot to put my handicap placard down. 1. I have the placard. 2. Most people in there are handicapped, man. There was literally a veteran missing his goddamn leg. I just came directly from the orthopedist after getting treatment. Chill out.

If I’m not online this weekend you know why. lol

Basically was referencing Slaughterhouse Five and how time isn’t linear, but “a place you visit.” That “dead” people are still alive in their own timelines essentially, etc. Following that logic, that my dead mom isn’t alive now but she is alive when I was a kid. Yeah?

Therapy is great because I can just say unhinged shit like, “Time and reality are a construct,” and my therapist will say, “Uh-huh.”

*Booted up my Xbox after watching The Way Home.* *Wife starts laughing.* Wife: Does that game say Elliot? The Adventures of Elliot? Me: Yeah. Wife: What? Does Elliot time travel? Me: YES! Actually!

Hey Bluesky:

I heard there is some guitar in this.

My 15yo asking me for directions in Devil May Cry 1 and I’m like, “ I have beaten this lots of times but the early hallways are kind of confusing/infuriating.” It ended up being he had the grim reaper staff/key and didn’t realize the second wall was a door. Understandable.

It basically plays like if Lego City Undercover and Batman Arkham City had a baby.

Also, weird thing to say about a Lego game: I am continually blown away by the graphics and art direction. IDK Is it just me?

Playing the new Lego Batman and found this gem.

Me logging on to Bluesky:

Me logging into my alt to find out it’s been suspended even though I literally haven’t posted anything there yet:

Dropped some of my novel ideas on my teenage sons today. It was fun. They were enthusiastic. I’m not usually very open about my novel ideas because I’ve been shot down by critical listeners. I don’t mind input, but some people are only interested in tearing down your self esteem.

Saw some geese chilling on the river today. Then an old guy went by on his speedboat and the geese were honking nonstop, which I thought must have translated to, “FUCK YOU, OLD MAN!”

I remember this coming out when I was in high school. Anyway one classmate said, “I’ve seen it in theatre four times already. I am going again tomorrow.” Bro, I did not go to Phantom Menace that much. Nor LotR. I’m not anti-religion, I just don’t understand wanting to SEE Jesus get his ass beat.

Me realizing that the context of my posts might have changed because of my dysgraphia but I’m already arguing with someone:

When bksy doesn’t like my posts:

*cat meowing* Me: Why do you screm? Cat: AAAAAA! Me: You do not know why you screm.

Game Industry Plant

RFK is unironically Jack D Ripper. That’s fucking terrifying.

Me when I take a nap after taking a muscle relaxer and a gummy:

May 11 1999, Hot Wheels Turbo Racing debuted on the N64 in (some) PAL territories! In a crowded field of late 90s arcade style racers, Hot Wheels Turbo Racing differentiated itself by including versions of popular real Hot Wheels cars as playable....and a real version of a Primus song!

*walk in to my teenage boys’ bedroom* *they are in bed on their phones* *say nothing* *start blasting Shooting Stars by Bag Raiders* *trance dance* *look up* *they are dancing in their beds* “Okay, good night. I love you.”

In addition to migraines, I got diagnosed with tension headaches. I was trying to explain how I get headaches in my spine and neck. No one knew WTF I was talking about. I told my doctor and she knew immediately. Apparently it’s tension headaches from my muscles/spine being trashed.

Kids don’t pretend to talk out of their butt anymore

It went okay. I think I was talking to the TV a lot though. I took a muscle relaxer at dinner because I started getting tension headaches in my spine (because boneitis.) Anyway, now I have become an invertebrate temporarily. Oh no.

Like the Egyptian gods of old, Bob stares into my soul and judges its worth. He always finds it lacking.

A watched microwave never boils.

Should I play Hell is Us high? No. Am I going to? We’ll see for how long. lol

*me trying to nap* My cat:

This is not a drill! RE9 has released a free DLC update that looks to be a grindhouse-rougelike take one Mercenaries.

Physical therapist: So I see on your chart you’re allergic to “termite saliva?” How did you figure that out. Me: Cool story. One bit me.

Sharp Hand Joe, he reaps what they sow. You can try latchin’ your window, lock up tight and hide in your bed. But he’ll find you in limbo, the phantom the steals the dead. Sharp Hand Joe, he reaps what they sow.

*my cat staring out the window* Me: Yo! You let me know if you spot any Red Coats, okay? My cat who can’t see the color red:

As excited as I am for Star Fox, I do think that release timing is unkind to games like Wild Blue Skies or Bat Galaxy. These indie game were literally trying to fill the gap for a franchise that Nintendo revives every every 5-10 years. Hopefully Star Fox will create more interest for these titles.

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71 percent of Americans didn’t see this coming.

RIP to Ted Turner who got me interested in politics and world events through CNN growing up. Also provided me with Cartoon Network. Pour one out for my homie. But I don’t drink so it’s Coke.

I have seen people reacting angrily online to the Met Gala this year, saying, “Why do celebrities feel the need to wear these ridiculous outfits?” Bro, that is the entire point of the event. Christ.