Mostly messing around in Autodesk Sketchbook on my phone. My dog does this daily.

Senators now concerned about the anti-vaxx, anti-science deaths about to happen

Mostly messing around in Autodesk Sketchbook on my phone. My dog does this daily.

BREAKING: ambassadors from tubi and fubo have arrived in roku city, sources

My reaction to my wife telling me to drink more water instead of soda:

Without downloading any new pics, describe your vibe for today using an image from your gallery:

If you see this, repost your model of positive masculinity: I think I’ll go with Alan Ritchson for being open about his mental health issues. He shows struggling with mental illness and seeking help don’t make you weak. I’d add Terry Crews and Adam Driver for similar reasons.

really funny to see someone refer to a metroid game as "a metroidvania." oh word?

Opening a fine cigar box to reveal only the finest tie-dye Fruit Roll-Ups.

“CNN subscribers can place their predictions NOW on whether the United States will invade Venezuela by Christmas! 🎅🎄🦅 Don’t miss out on this exclusive opportunity!” -CNN anytime probably

My adult dream of being Santa is somehow only strengthened.

*my cat sits on my feet while I’m on the toilet* Me to my wife: DID YOU KNOW WE HAVE A BATHROOM FOOT WARMER FOR WHEN YOU POOP!? (She is glad she married me. I am sure.)

There’s no reason this can’t be you too, homies! I clicked the box in settings so I can’t post an image unless I use alt text. Writing them literally only takes a moment and you’re being more inclusive. #alttext

i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse

Not my choo-choo, not my train. 😔

@jasonkpargin.bsky.social always has really interesting videos, wherever you manage to stubble across them.

What I’m wearing to the Bluesky Christmas Party:

AI: Here’s another full bath. Me: But, AI, there’s only a sink in here. AI: You can sh*t and bathe in a sink. I know your tricks. FULL BATH.

“Hey, whale! Whale!” -me

Disability hearing this week. Glad it’s finally here, but mostly dreading it. 😮‍💨

Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in one’s plane seat

Hot take: your game’s survival mechanics are just another annoyance if they’re not fun/rewarding. If you’re forcing me to eat/drink/sleep, I’d better be getting some tangible benefit out of it. Not just avoiding debuffs or something.

Miles, an Indigenous actor best known for her roles in “Northern Exposure,” “Smoke Signals,” “Wyvern” and “The Last of Us,” handed them her tribal ID from the Confederated Tribes of the Umatilla Indian Reservation in Oregon. Yet, Miles recalled one agent calling it “fake.”

I am passing out from too much food. Luna is passing out from my body heat.

Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...

can't believe this ancient mesopotamia shoe wearing ass said people need to dress up at the airport

rip erwin schrödinger you would have loved se7en (1995)

The truth 🐊

2005: I submit an entry essay to the leadership program at my university stating I want to be a pirate and have everyone call me captain. I get in. 2006: The dean of the program accuses me of not taking leadership seriously. He asks me to resign.

i have something to say

Being disabled is weird because I’ll get devastating news about my health and I’ll just be like, “Ha! I was right! You gaslighting mfs!” I’m just relieved that my symptoms are real and I’m finally experiencing validation. It’s not the first time this has happened either. #disability #disabled

think I might start an alternate for my video game opinions (because the world is sorely missing the sort of thing /jk.) Mostly because I don’t think the content I want to make would match the scatterbrained feed I put out here. It will still be scatterbrained, just different. 🤷‍♂️

Something that I think about almost often... The Trump Administration and the "pro-life" GOP killed thousands of children around the world. www.newyorker.com/culture/the-...

Wife: Gotta love having kids. I just stepped in a random wet spot. Me: Probably a melted ice cube. Wife: It felt sticky. Me: Oh! That’s piss then.

Me at 1am to my wife: I’m going to bed soon. … Me reading a random Wiki and realizing it’s 3:30am: Uh-oh.

Whenever my wife wants to go somewhere, I’m like, “I’m bringing Bob.” Bob is my cat. She is like, “They don’t take cats.” So I’m like, “Bob, Muppet-Man?”

Maya knows she’s funny and sometimes that’s the problem. lol #dogs

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Coast Guard saying this was a misunderstanding. Sure.

Kelly: "I never expected after serving 25 years in the Navy flying combat missions over Iraq and Kuwait, flying the Space Shuttle, that now I've got to worry about my personal safety and that of my wife, Gabby Giffords, who was already nearly assassinated, because of something the president said."

Daily cult cycle: “I like him because he says what he means!” “He didn’t mean what he said!”

Fresh out, gang

The energy I bring to bsky dot app:

That’s why every morning I enjoy bird seed from my 75yo neighbor’s feeder while making bird calls in the buff.

Luna was trying to relax when the dog decided to have zoomies.

The audacity of spiriting away one of their employees and then continually returning to ask for food! JFC

I grew up with my dad forcing us to eat habaneros for breakfast. I have since enjoyed a lot of spicy food. Now my kids eat plain McDonald’s McNuggets and say they’re too spicy. I don’t want to force it on them though. Me when my kids are massive gringos:

I ruin my friendships for free! It’s called trauma and self-sabotage, sweaty! 👁️👄👁️💅