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𝚊𝚗⠀ #ꪖꪀᧁꫀꪶ ⠀𝚏𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚗 ⠀𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚖 ⠀𝐆𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐄⠀

ᅠ❝ 𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐟𝐞𝐚𝐫 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐝𝐨𝐧’𝐭 𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐝, ᅠᅠ𝐥𝐮𝐜𝐤𝐢𝐥𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲’𝐥𝐥 𝐧𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐦𝐞. ❞ ᅠ ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ 𝓝𝖊𝖗𝖌𝖆𝖑 𝐈𝐈 - "𝕵𝖚𝖓𝖎𝖔𝖗" ᅠ𝘊𝘕 𝘚𝘵𝘶𝘥𝘪𝘰𝘴 𝘉𝘢𝘴𝘦𝘥, 𝘏𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘢𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘦 𝘐𝘯𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘳𝘦𝘥 ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ 𝘞𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 18+ ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ 𝙍𝙚𝙖𝙙 𝙋𝙞𝙣𝙣𝙚𝙙

𝐌𝐲 𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐬 𝐋𝐨𝐨𝐧𝐚, 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐧𝐚 𝐲𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐦𝐲 𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐞 ❤&🔄 #𝐇𝐁𝐑𝐏 𝐗 #𝐌𝐕𝐑𝐏

꧁ ┊─── 〔 ❦ 〕───┊ ꧂ ❧ #HelluvaBossRP ❧ #HHRP ❧ Story Driven ❝Two sides, doll. 𝘽𝙤𝙩𝙝 𝙬𝙖𝙣𝙣𝙖 𝙗𝙚𝙣𝙙 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙤𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙩𝙖𝙗𝙡𝙚...❞ ⟅ ♡ + ↺ ⟆ ꧁ ┊─── 〔 ❦ 〕───┊ ꧂

⠀⠀⠀“ where is stolas anyway .ᐣ we need to summon him at once .ᐟ”⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀a canon - divergent portrayal of vassago from helluva boss . (n)sfw . non - lewd . semi - selective . mdni . #hhrp #hbrp

⠀ ᴡʀɪᴛᴛᴇɴ ʙʏ ɴʏᴀ ——— ɪɴᴅᴇᴘᴇɴᴅᴇɴᴛ ᴘᴏʀᴛʀᴀʏᴀʟ & ᴍᴀᴛᴜʀᴇ ᴛʜᴇᴍᴇᴤ ᴏғ ᴤᴜᴍᴍᴇʀ {ᴠᴀʟᴇɴᴛɪɴᴏ'ᴤ ɪɴғᴏʀᴍᴀɴᴛ & ᴡʜᴏʀᴇ} ⠀

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✧♬•*¨*•.｡｡.•*¨*•♬✧✧♬•*¨*•.｡｡.•*¨*•♬✧ ✧*:.｡.𝑽𝒆𝒓𝒐𝒔𝒊𝒌𝒂 𝑴𝒂𝒚𝒅𝒂𝒚.｡.:*✧ ✧♬•*¨*•.｡｡.•*¨*•♬✧✧♬•*¨*•.｡｡.•*¨*•♬✧

⠀⠀ “𝙥𝙛𝙛 .ᐟ 𝙝𝙚 𝙡𝙤𝙤𝙠𝙨 𝙡𝙞𝙠𝙚 𝙖 𝙨𝙩𝙧𝙖𝙬𝙗𝙚𝙧𝙧𝙮 𝙥𝙞𝙢𝙥 .ᐟ” 𝑫𝑬𝑨𝑫 𝑫𝑶𝑽𝑬 21+ || MDNI ⚠️🔞 (n)sfw #multiship w/ chem ⋆.˚ ᡣ𐭩 .𖥔˚ ˚₊‧ #hazbinhotelrp #hhrp #hbrp #mvrp ‧₊˚ ˗ˏˋ semi: -lit , -selective , not new to fandom ˎˊ˗

⠀⠀⠀“ sorry i 𝐟͟𝐮𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐝 your husband .ᐟ”⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀a canon - divergent portrayal of blitzø from helluva boss . (n)sfw . non - lewd . semi - selective . mdni . #hhrp #hbrp #mvrp⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

⠀⠀ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ⠀⠀ ⠀「 мσχχιє . 」‣ ⠀❝𝙄'𝙢 𝙣𝙤𝙩 𝙜𝙖𝙮 ! . ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ▬▬ι═════ﺤ ⠀⠀⠀….. 𝐈'𝐦 𝐛𝐢𝐬𝐞𝐱𝐮𝐚𝐥 .ᐟ ❞ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ