*beats him over the head with the no horny bat* BAD badbadbadbad BAD!

*she thinks for a moment about him dropping in 10 bucks* Hmm make it 15 this month and I'll upgrade to the year package next month *she said knowing with stolas among I.M.P now they kinda been needing to upgrade at somepoint*

The moth pimp and the clothing designer let me walk in here even after i threw security into a vending machine *she leans in her claws digging into his desk as a growl follows* So...Your going to lower this bill

Me & @blackbluemagic.bsky.social's friendship

*Loona walks to his office* Im here to complain you flat-screen fuck! *slaps her Voxtech bill on his desk* 35 bucks for internet are you FUCKING SERIOUS!?

So vox declared war with heaven...great just great not only do we gotta live with these fuckers we also gotta deal with they're issues too...fucking sinners

𝕱𝖎𝖗𝖘𝖙 𝖂𝖔𝖒𝖊𝖓,𝕸𝖔𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖗 𝖔𝖋 𝕯𝖊𝖒𝖔𝖓𝖘, 𝖋𝖆𝖑𝖑𝖊𝖓 𝕬𝖓𝖌𝖊𝖑, 𝕹𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙𝖇𝖎𝖗𝖉 𖤐☾𝕷𝖎𝖑𝖎𝖙𝖍 𝕸𝖔𝖗𝖓𝖎𝖓𝖌𝖘𝖙𝖆𝖗𖤐☾ 𝕼𝖚𝖊𝖊𝖓 𝕺𝖋 𝕳𝖊𝖑𝖑 ღ+↺

another boring day in the office

𝘊𝘖𝘔𝘌 𝘖𝘕 𝘋𝘖𝘞𝘕 𝘛𝘖 𝘝𝘌𝘌 𝘛𝘖𝘞𝘌𝘙. 𝘞𝘏𝘌𝘙𝘌 𝘞𝘌 𝘏𝘈𝘝𝘌 𝘛𝘈𝘓𝘌𝘕𝘛 𝘍𝘓𝘖𝘞𝘌𝘙.ᐟ

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Sup...

*doesn't say bless you*

were so fucked

*Loona watches the angels having a moment in the parking lot to the I.M.P building* Oh my fuckin- *gets out of the passenger seat with a loud door creakband slam* LADY GET OUT OF THE FUCKING ROAD!!

they say Imp City is trash but Pentagram City has Shit Heads like Valentino

I....i dont think hell has a therapist thats skilled enough to help us

*Loona chomps down on a humans leg during a fight and starts thrashing them around*

Look if I wanna smoke im gonna smoke @heavenspurity.bsky.social

. . . . Im sorry he's your what?

Mephiles....you actually trust that guy?

Huh yknow another version of me dated a dark hedgehog, anyway you guys have fun fighting knull , call me if ya win and stop by the office if ya die

Uhh yeah it was me, don't remember seein anyone else fightin him in New York *Loona said with her ego making her miss the point*

I aint surprised considerin what it took just to kick him back

*scratches her head and clears her throat* Well uhh I did end up fightin knull awhile back and I dont think mention this but uhh I didnt exactly...kill him

Hey rave, no not happening exactly...I just remembered what ive been forgettin to talk to ya about... *She said with a tone that's its not good*

*Loona scrolls through her contacts and clicks raven before calling her* Oh this is gonna be awkward... *she scratches her cheek as she waits*

*Loona's texting on her phone before looking up blinking* Why do I have this strong sense that I forgot to tell someone something *Looks at her desk with a bunch of reminder notes saying "tell the humans knull isn't dead"* OH FUCK!!!

// trying to remember a password but I can't and I really dont wanna remake the rp account

Why do humans call them all ya can eat buffets but if ya eat to much they tell ya to chill

//so most people know me for role playing as loona but I also role play as lucifer and a Lil tip to fellow lucifer Rolerplayers if he returns to heaven he'll die, thats his banishment if he returns to heaven he'll burn to death, pretty sure the same logic goes for hazbin lucifer

Anybody else wanna remind him that he'll burst into flames like a vampire at the beach if he gets that gate open?

*Loona scrolls through her phone while sitting on the TL*

//here's a Halloween edit 🤣

what like pumpkin themed scythes?

well you and i both have magazines we subscribe to, speaking of which hellhound monthly dropped the halloween issue

yknow i never noticed till now...

Hello I.M.P

*Loona snoring sounds*

Loona vs the wildlife of the Envy ring Note: this is my gameplay

*intense growling*

Eh the sins made the creation of those things illegal in hell, something about a gang that got to cocky

Ill let this hit be a freebie cus i wanna kill some Zombies

*Loona Stood in the middle of a warehouse with bodies everywhere* WHOS NEXT!?

//after watching marvel zombies then seeing this I know whats coming our way

*after you rip the mask off the killer is revealed to be loona, she has a hallow stare as she looks at you* . . . .

Ya wouldn't be sayin that after goin to the bar with me