Eileen Jones
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JACOBIN film critic, FILMSUCK podcaster
Filmsuck holiday episode we call "A Very TV Christmas." Dolores watches Hallmark Channel and ABC-Family holiday movies along with zillions of other Americans, and she persuaded me to try Hallmark's A SHOE ADDICT'S CHRISTMAS. I still haven't fully recovered.
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A Very TV Christmas (audio only) | Filmsuck
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Another subdued theatrical run before the Netflix release, now for WAKE UP DEAD MAN: A KNIVES OUT MYSTERY. I enjoyed it, but what an odd film--embroiled in movie-Catholicism that's skewed toward writer-director Rian Johnson's own upbringing as an evangelical Christian.
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Netflix Won’t Give Wake Up Dead Man the Release It Deserves
Wake Up Dead Man is another crowd-pleasing entry in writer-director Rian Johnson’s Knives Out murder mystery franchise. It’s the kind of movie that should be crushing it with audiences on the big scre...
https://jacobin.com/2025/12/wake-up-dead-man-review
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New Filmsuck essay! It's really a kind of long, elaborate reminder that you should watch THE HOLDOVERS this holiday season!
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Alexander Payne’s Holiday Winner: THE HOLDOVERS | Filmsuck
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11 days ago
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New Filmsuck episode! On "Winter Noir" and the under-appreciated Nicholas Ray film ON DANGEROUS GROUND. Its unusual city vs. country structure ends up mourning the consistent relationship between lonely alienation and chaotic violence wherever you are in America.
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Winter Noir: ON DANGEROUS GROUND | Filmsuck
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19 days ago
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New Filmsuck essay! On THE LOCKET, a great film noir with an unusual nesting-doll structure--similar to the one in FRANKENSTEIN--that deals with men who claim their lives have been destroyed by a femme fatale named Nancy.
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25 days ago
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In the latest Filmsuck episode, Dolores and I disagree on Guillermo Del Toro's FRANKENSTEIN. She thinks it has some redeeming qualities!
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FRANKENSTEIN: Guillermo Del Toro's Grand and Goofy Obsession | Filmsuck
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about 1 month ago
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I enjoyed BADLANDS, but I should note that I'm fond of the PREDATOR movies and--for reasons I won't go into--I've been watching art films by the dozen in a vomitous force-feeding endurance trial. That makes any film trying to entertain me ten times more delightful.
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Predator: Badlands Keeps the Hunt Alive
Predator: Badlands delivers a fresh spin on the nearly 40-year-old franchise by delving deeper into the alien society at the heart of the franchise. Judging by the impressive box office performance, i...
https://jacobin.com/2025/11/predator-badlands-trachtenberg-fanning-yautja
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Ehhhhhhhh, I didn't care for it.
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Guillermo del Toro’s Frankenstein Is Dead Flesh Reanimated
Guillermo del Toro’s long-awaited Frankenstein adaptation for Netflix is a big, bloated mess. Much like Frankenstein’s Creature, it’s dead matter, crudely stitched and bolted together.
https://jacobin.com/2025/11/del-toro-frankenstein-film-review?fbclid=IwY2xjawOGA2lleHRuA2FlbQIxMQBzcnRjBmFwcF9pZBAyMjIwMzkxNzg4MjAwODkyCGNhbGxzaXRlAjMwAAEeHSUFoRZsmNXEdoK-bbRTeG6rCA72RNZg0TZp3ITeNcvrKD6kAg0ZDqyexec_aem_ZmFrZWR1bW15MTZieXRlcw
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New Filmsuck essay! I revel in the "Blackout Noir" series on Criterion Channel, noirs which focus on a favorite plot device of mine involving interludes of amnesia--usually alcohol-induced blackouts--during which a character may or may not have committed murder.
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about 1 month ago
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New Filmsuck episode! I enthuse about the delirious new Yorgos Lanthimos film BUGONIA with special guest Conan Neutron of the Movie Night Extravaganza podcast!
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about 2 months ago
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New Filmsuck essay! I recommend some films for that post-Halloween shift to All Saints' Day and All Souls' Day when, if you've got a soul, it requires tending. Try the doomed paranormal romance of THE GHOST AND MRS. MUIR, PORTRAIT OF JENNIE, and THE BISHOP'S WIFE.
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about 2 months ago
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Calling all academics! In this new Filmsuck episode, co-hosts hoot and despair over Luca Guadagnino's AFTER THE HUNT, a tendentious drama starring Julia Roberts and Andrew Garfield as hot untenured Yale University profs rocked by a student's sexual assault charge.
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AFTER THE HUNT: Academic Agon | Filmsuck
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2 months ago
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Odd attempt at a feel-good holiday-themed movie based on a true-crime case that ends in an Army veteran's life imprisonment. Or maybe in contemporary America, that IS a happy ending--at least he'll have a roof over his head and three meals a day.
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Channing Tatum’s Roofman Is a Bummer of a Feel-Good Movie
In Roofman, Channing Tatum plays a real-life lovable burglar and family man trying to make it in America. But while writer-director Derek Cianfrance clearly wanted a lighthearted, feel-good movie, Roo...
https://jacobin.com/2025/10/roofman-cianfrance-tatum-dunst-comedy
2 months ago
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Latest Filmsuck! My essay on the new horror movie GOOD BOY, which seemed especially designed to draw me to the theater and then torment me. All about a dog named Indy whose seriously ailing human moves them into a haunted house. But only Indy can see the ghosts.
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2 months ago
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Still enthusing about ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER, this time in podcast episode form! It's time for the inevitable backlash against the film that occurs whenever a lot of people sing the praises of almost anything. Ignore it! You can be jaded when you're dead!
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It's a Good Time for ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER | Filmsuck
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2 months ago
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New Filmsuck essay! In praise of the Val Lewton Gothic horror film THE SEVENTH VICTIM, in which a woman seeking wisdom finds out nobody has any to offer, including the Satanists.
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3 months ago
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My review of a totally tanking fantasy romance you'll probably never see!
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A Big Bold Beautiful Journey Bombs Out
A Big Bold Beautiful Journey pairs Colin Farrell with Margot Robbie in a colorful, life-affirming fantasy setting. How could it go so wrong?
https://jacobin.com/2025/09/big-bold-beautiful-journey-review
3 months ago
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New Filmsuck episode! We take on a remarkably savvy 1939 melodrama featured on the Criterion Channel called TWO GIRLS ON THE STREET. It's about two young women beset by predatory men who join forces to make a better life for themselves.
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Two Girls Love TWO GIRLS ON THE STREET | Filmsuck
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3 months ago
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Latest Filmsuck essay celebrates the haunting Hollywood star Kim Novak, who's just received a lifetime achievement award at the Venice Film Festival, where the new documentary KIM NOVAK'S VERTIGO premiered. Produced by my friends P David Ebersole and Todd Hughes!
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The Haunting Appeal of Kim Novak | Filmsuck
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3 months ago
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My tribute to the wiliness of Robert Redford (RIP RR):
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RIP to Robert Redford, a Star Who Knew How to Play the Game
Robert Redford was a man of the Left until the end and a patron saint of independent cinema. He will be missed.
https://jacobin.com/2025/09/robert-redford-hollywood-looks-politics
3 months ago
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New Filmsuck episode! Dolores and I enthuse about CAUGHT STEALING. It's doing pretty badly at the box-office, though it's a timely dark comic noir of chaotic working class life, and Austin Butler has a delightful co-star in the cat actor playing Bud.
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Darren Aronofsky CAUGHT STEALING a Good Time | Filmsuck
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New Filmsuck essay! After seeing HIGHEST 2 LOWEST, I went back and re-watched Kurosawa's HIGH AND LOW. Great as ever, and I wrote about the ending, which is a killer.
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4 months ago
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Hey, Darren Aronofsky made a nice lowdown genre movie I enjoyed! *pigs begin flying all over the world*
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Caught Stealing Is a Wild and Violent Romp
Darren Aronofsky’s Caught Stealing sees the typically pretentious auteur shift gears toward fun and violence in late 1990s NYC. It’s a throwback to gritty 1970s filmmaking but set in the Giuliani era ...
https://jacobin.com/2025/09/caught-stealing-noir-aronofsky-butler
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Hey, Darren Aronofsky made a nice lowdown genre movie I enjoyed! *pigs begin flying all over the world*
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Caught Stealing Is a Wild and Violent Romp
Darren Aronofsky’s Caught Stealing sees the typically pretentious auteur shift gears toward fun and violence in late 1990s NYC. It’s a throwback to gritty 1970s filmmaking but set in the Giuliani era ...
https://jacobin.com/2025/09/caught-stealing-noir-aronofsky-butler
4 months ago
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I thought if I didn't re-watch Akira Kurosawa's HIGH AND LOW, which I hadn't seen in decades, it would help Spike Lee's loose adaptation HIGHEST 2 LOWEST have a greater impact. Ehhh, it didn't help.
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Highest 2 Lowest Is a Cringeworthy Remake of a Classic
Spike Lee’s Highest 2 Lowest attempts to remake a beloved Akira Kurosawa film about the injustices of a class-stratified society all while sidestepping class. Even Denzel Washington can’t save this mi...
https://jacobin.com/2025/08/highest-2-lowest-lee-kurosawa
4 months ago
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New Filmsuck episode! Co-host Dolores is back and we're discussing the new Ethan Coen-Tricia Cooke film noir-comedy HONEY DON'T. We enjoyed the hell out of this second film in the Coen-Cooke "lesbian B-movie trilogy"!
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Honey Do Go See HONEY DON'T | Filmsuck
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4 months ago
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New Filmsuck essay! In which I investigate the missing persons case of the actor John Cusack, long absent from mainstream screens and doing straight-to-video schlock like the vile malefactor Mel Gibson. What condemned Cusack to such a fate?
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I guess Sydney Sweeney is such a big deal now because of that rank American Eagle jeans/genes ad that the box-office failure of the film AMERICANA is described in every headline as "Sydney Sweeney's AMERICANA." Whatta world! Anyway, here's my review.
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Americana Falls Flat
Nothing in film is more exposing than the big attempt at meaning and poignance that just doesn’t come off. Sadly, Americana stands exposed.
https://jacobin.com/2025/08/americana-film-western-hauser-sweeney
4 months ago
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My review of WEAPONS, the current horror film must-see, which is actually a pretty interesting movie. I demonstrate how fancy I am by quoting the great WB Yeats poem "The Stolen Child."
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Weapons Is a Generational Warfare Tale of Terror
Zach Cregger’s Weapons is high-concept horror about the disappearance of a classroom of schoolkids. Once again, an innovative horror film has turned our age of anxiety into box office gold.
https://jacobin.com/2025/08/weapons-cregger-film-generations-horror
4 months ago
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Latest Filmsuck! Special guest Asali Echols, documentary filmmaker, talks to me about the current state of documentary films. We discuss a recent trend toward reviving the strict "observational documentary," led by filmmakers like Elizabeth Lo (STRAY, 2020).
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Straying into Documentaries | Filmsuck
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4 months ago
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Eileen Jones
The Washington Post
5 months ago
The number of Americans receiving unemployment benefits for at least a week rose to the highest level since late 2021, according to Labor Department data.
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Nearly 2 million Americans on unemployment, highest since pandemic era
Continuing unemployment claims jumped to 1.97 million in late July, according to a Labor Department report, highlighting a weakening labor market.
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New Filmsuck essay! In which I consider the relative merits of NAKED GUN (1988) and NAKED GUN (2025). Because this is honestly so important right now.
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Naked Gun Battles | Filmsuck
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5 months ago
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New Filmsuck episode! While Dolores is making the world safe for opera in Santa Fe, I'm talking to my friend M Dalebout, whose area of scholarly expertise is identity construction in onscreen comedy. We start off with the 2025 HBO Max documentary PEE-WEE AS HIMSELF
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Cracking Ourselves Up: Self-Presentation in Onscreen Comedy | Filmsuck
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On JAWS as a great 1970s movie, when leftist political values infused even the most commercial films
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The Undeniable Greatness of Jaws
Jaws is rightly celebrated as a landmark, generation-defining hit. But it’s not sufficiently recognized as a great 1970s film, exemplifying that rocky decade’s political ire, acerbic social critique, ...
https://jacobin.com/2025/07/jaws-spielberg-1970s-new-hollywood
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New Filmsuck essay! This one's about an aspect of the new SUPERMAN movie that I call "Me and Mr. Terrific: A True Confession."
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Me and Mr. Terrific | Filmsuck
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5 months ago
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New Filmsuck episode! I rage against Lena Dunham, who cursed us all with GIRLS and is back doing further harm to impressionable minds everywhere with her new, semi-autobiographical Netflix romantic comedy TOO MUCH. How high is your Lena Dunham tolerance?
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How Much is TOO MUCH? | Filmsuck
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It's a summertime Jurassic Park movie. Everybody goes, everybody complains. My review:
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If You Go See Jurassic World Rebirth, That’s on You
Jurassic World Rebirth is another entry in the dinos-eating-humans megafranchise. It is exactly what you would expect. For me, that works.
https://jacobin.com/2025/07/jurassic-world-rebirth-franchise-review
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Latest Filmsuck essay! On MY MOM JAYNE, Mariska Hargitay's somber HBO/Max documentary about her mother, movie star Jayne Mansfield. Personally, I can't help joining director John Waters in celebrating Mansfield's "lunatic glamor" and exhibitionist joie de vivre.
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6 months ago
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New Filmsuck episode! Gotta hand it to writer-director Celine Song in a way--she got us all to grapple with her damn "romantic comedy" MATERIALISTS. Here are Dolores and I grousing about it in pitiless detail:
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Here's the new Filmsuck essay about the animated film PREDATOR: KILLER OF KILLERS that's running on Hulu and Disney+. Its all-action structure of successive human fighters--Viking, Samurai-turned-ninja, WWII pilot--going up against aliens induces a nice trance state!
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6 months ago
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I say bleah to MATERIALISTS, a Tinder-era rom-com that's Celine Song's second feature after PAST LIVES.
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Materialists Tries to Update the Rom-Com for the Tinder Generation
Writer-director Celine Song’s Materialists follows a professional NYC matchmaker split between two charming suitors. It’s yet another attempt to update the Jane Austen formula, but without the poignan...
https://jacobin.com/2025/06/materialists-rom-com-dakota-johnson
6 months ago
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Hey there action fans, here's the new Filmsuck episode delving into the world of JOHN WICK 1-4 which also includes the new spin-off BALLERINA. Special guest Forrest "Flacko" Miller of the Movie Night Extravaganza podcast joins me in pondering the fantastical mayhem!
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New Filmsuck essay! On the inventive cinema of Rene Clair which got its start in the Dada art film movement that followed the horrors of WWI. Just knowing about the revolutionary politics of avant-garde filmmakers of that era makes the films a lot more accessible.
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6 months ago
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Latest Filmsuck! An intellectual exercise in which co-hosts Eileen and Dolores parse why the new HACKS Season 4 is great while the new POKER FACE Season 2 sucks.
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HACKS and POKER FACE: Good Return, Bad Return | Filmsuck
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7 months ago
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In honor of graduation season, here’s a tribute to a weirdly timely screwball comedy called THE MALE ANIMAL (1942), which is set at a university and takes on threats to academic freedom and freedom of speech in general at a time of increasing political repression.
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Defending Academic Freedom in THE MALE ANIMAL | Filmsuck
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In this new Filmsuck episode open to the public, Dolores and I appear in film noir-appropriate clothing to discuss the distressingly timely new Criterion Channel series "Noir and the Blacklist."
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It's Not Dark Yet, But It's Getting There (video) | Filmsuck
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7 months ago
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Kye
7 months ago
BREAKING: The scene at the Rayburn Building is pure rebellion. Protesters are swarming in during live hearings on Medicaid cuts. Security’s losing control. Because when the government wages war on the poor, the poor fight back.
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Image of library book display labeled: “It's A Warning Not An Instruction Manual.” Books on display: • On Tyranny • Twenty Lessons From The 21st Century • 1984 • A Handmaids Tale • Diary of Anne Frank • Parable of The Sower • Fahrenheit 451 • Animal Farm • Brave New World ~TAiLS of a Bookworm
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New Filmsuck essay! In which I indulge my unhip love of mysteries, especially the comedy-mysteries that got a boost from the huge success of KNIVES OUT. The latest faves are the David Mitchell vehicle LUDWIG, and THE RESIDENCE, featuring a murder at the White House.
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