JamCat I'm having a bad night. Just checking in. ♡

"No, not really. Unless you remember a cross-dimensional fighting tournament or three that you were a part of." Lounging in the air, spinning around with no gravity.

Phasing up through the floor. Very slowly. "Eeeyyyy, wazzuuuuup, iiit's meeeee~" Who the hell...

Cutting grass with little sabers. She couldn't find the specific swords, so she made due with what she could find*. * Steal.

Wearing a Garo cloak, running and hopping around like the ghost tribe's warriors do.

"WIMPY! WIMPY MAJIN!"

"Quit hemming and hawing and get in the mask!"

"I'M NOT DOIN' NOTHIN', NOW GET OVER HERE YOU SUNNUVA-"

"Ohhhh Majjy~? I found a Rabbit Hood with YOUR name on it!!!"

...looks back with a similar look the Hylians have...

Blank stare. "...feed 'im pencil crayons, too." ????

"Hey, @galeems.bsky.social? Come and get your Hylian pawns, would ya? They're lookin' at me with." ........ "...oblivious eyes."

"...I hate you both."

"Innocence is subjective." That's probably the closest she's been to understanding Shadow at all, honestly...

"Because aside from Light Arrows, which I also can't use for bodily reasons, it's the easiest way to shut you up and fast." She clicks her tongue, snapping her fingers to cycle between a few Terminian masks. "Now... which form to stuff you into for that rude awakening~?"

"Nuh-uh. Not that guy-" She points at him, sticking her tongue out as a hollow assist trophy materializes in her hand. "You guy. I just need a version of your mask that happens to be hollow, and I know how to get one~."

Oh. Look at that... They're suddenly in Dark World. Looking up as a tentacle raises her from the... lack of ground, lifting her sunglasses with a blank expression. "This better be good, or I call THAT mask, bucko. And I DO have the connections to retrieve his spirit."

Moonbathing. ...pretty sure that's smoke coming off her body-...

JamCat No, Clementine won't just moidle people randomly. I would put her on an 'author's leash'. She'll still be a right bitch, though.

JamCat If I ever return to the Overlord verse, it's as a Pleiades or Clementine because f$#% feels.

"Doubtful. Everybody likes love and praise, even stoic types," Popping up in front of Shadow's face for a quick moment, as if for emphasis. "like you!"

"Galeem..." Whining. She's a little more upset than she would like to be, so... she needs some extra light in her life, right now.

"That is reckless, violent, and irresponsible. I love it." Done with the alien tangent, already. She's suddenly in the mood to piss people off, Mario Party style.

"...that sounds disgusting. And not one of my creations or copies, unfortunately. Love to see one, though~."

Looking up like a pathetic creature. Wearing the dopiest smile, too, making her look relaxed for... probably the first time. Ever.

"Ooh, I like that!" 'Swimming' through the air, further mimicking the appearance of the Hedgehog's progenitor. "That's real freedom, there. Working on your own terms, no matter what bridges you burn. That is... so metal."

Immediately wrapping every available limb around her waist. Like a clingy octopus, lol.

"Oh, really? What KIND?" Spawning a few varying explosives to orbit around her. "Or was it one of cap boy's remote thingies I can't copy because it's made of weird god tech?"

...smoke clears, leaving a rather annoyed looking god-brat. "...I'll lock you in an assist trophy with your 'little buddy' again if that was on purpose."

JamCat Also, you: @mujuraofchaos.bsky.social . I'm here right now and there's no l×wd on the tl anymore, hiii.

"Awww.. fuck." 《 +56.7% DAMAGE! 》

"...hm. Maybe that's why I like you," She hums, turning into something of similar appearance and size to a certain Dark Arms creature. "You walk an interesting line between light and darkness. Usually, people go blind for one or the other, but not you."

"See? Precious. Even for a lifeform capable of wiping out entire planets~."

"If you shoot me looking like that, I will, in fact, take you less seriously." Floating in the air, kicking her feet.

"You're the Ultimate Lifeform in an adorable Hedgehog's body with jet boots. JET BOOTS. Can you really blame me?"

"That wasn't a 'no' to the Ultimate part, though. I'm onto something."

"...what about 'Ultimate Fluffy Boy'?" Gently placing him on the ground.

Deadpan stare back. "...would you like me to put you down now, fluffy boy?"

"Yeah, metaphorical. Literal angels from actual heavens are boring like that." "I like hell better, anyway. Not just for the obvious reasons, but also because you all have a job that nobody seems to acknowledge or care about that often."

"Ee... I don't really deal with either place. Light World and Dark World aren't exactly heaven OR hell and I like it that way." "Fuck heaven, though. Off the record."

"I dunno. Trying this whole 'unconditional affection' thing. Is it working yet?"

JamCat Just waking up. Shite mental state, woohoo.

"You're in a piss-poor mood, mainly. I like those kinds of moods. They make people upset." Still holding... Kinda like someone who has no idea how to hold a cat. "But you're like a less annoying version of the blue guy. You being upset isn't good."

《 @tragicstripes.bsky.social 》 ...cue Dharkon picking Shadow up like a stuffed animal. Yeah, she can do that. She just has to make herself a little taller. God powers. "You deserved a spot on the roster." Pouting...

"Also you- yeah, you. Go fuck yourself. Have an awful day. ♡" "MAN, it's good to be back!"

"We violate the laws of the universe." "Every night."

"I love my wife."

And she would hold the other tightly, giggling into their chest. "Love you, too, Leelee..."

She puts on the MOST strained expression as a mass of dark energy takes shape, swirling, and solidifying into... Ganon. "...okay, that's the wrong guy, but my point stands. I can still do it." Crossing her arms, nose upturned as if she won an argument.

"Yeah, but then you would be lonely. 'Til I came back to life to bother you again~." Real weird. But the dark lord likes it when her partner bites back.