Water or whatever they say.

She is calling my name, begging me to hear her siren song.

Idiots will look at simple algorithms and software and say it’s AI. When really it’s not and I’m getting really really sick of it.

Some folks keep posting videos of that rancid paedophile porn star that’s now serving 19 years in prison and that horrible little Tory porn star, Gabriel something or other, and it’s really not a good look and doesn’t reflect well on you at all guys

It annoys me ti no end when tech just doesn’t work as it’s supposed to. What do you mean my car didn’t charge overnight for today’s trip so now I have to go elsewhere for the full charge so I don’t pay the standard rate per kWh????? I swear it’s either Octopus, Indra, or Renault pulling me here 😭

If there’s something that Irks me a lot about BS and Twitter it was the amount of folks who just have their dick in their profile picture that would get mad their account got reported. Like I get it a lot of us don’t read the ToS but like… Dont cry you broke ToS and got caught lmfao.

Yes I’m getting in on this trend I don’t care. Some get on your knees and get ready to get hydro pumped!

Your dad calls me hole.

Hi, please objectify me. 🥺

Anyone want some pecs?

Anyone want some pecs?

Well, I think the real delusion RE: muscle building and nutrition (fuelled by covert PED use, obviously) is that you can be huge and lean and the same time. A lot of people would see this and say “mmm dad bod” lol

Finally was able to get myself a Rose bud pump with a probe in it! I can’t wait for it to arrive my hole is gonna get so swole! 😍

Been seeing some accusations of DnD going 'woke'. DnD... The game YOU imagine into being... The game where the entire draw for most people is that YOU decide what happens... I'm starting to believe that the biggest issue with right wing reactionaries is a terminal lack of imagination.

I need a coach to teach me how to pose but hey, one of my gyms coaches started teaching me how to do a Lat spread so here Bsky have Lulus first attempt at one 🙈

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Did shoulders on Sunday and oooooft they felt niiiiice uwu

Someone was selling a Rosebud pump and of course I had to spend 30 minutes debating getting it, and as soon as I decided sure someone else beat me to it 😭

DIscord friends were discussing about cereal mascots a while ago, anyway here are the results! #ChesschireArt

Decided I no longer want to do heavy squats on a heavy bench day like my program suggests. So today was chest and back with some arms because apparently doing 120kg bench for reps isn’t enough lmfao.

Need someone to come and take me away from work and just impregnate me pronto 🥺👉👈

The one time I have to bolt from the gym earlier than usual so all I could do was some bench and I felt so pumped but didn’t have time to take the shirt off and see the results 😭 also featuring @barbellpup.bsky.social

It's hard but enjoyable work, and the customers give very generous and delicious tips 😋 I'm even a little jealous YCH for @knottybruin.bsky.social

I want to get back into drawing and draw my fursona but also butt stuffing is calling meeeeeeeee. (I also need to go to the gym lmfao)

@clonezoneuk.bsky.social had a flash sale on Hankeys toys and I just missed the sale 😭 so no new Largo as a lil treat for me 😢

the guy from the train

Honestly, some bara art make me wonder how much fisting content artists watch 😮 #gay #gaycomic #nsfw #nsfwartist #bara

Show me how Grindr did you dirty? I’ll go first. 🙈

Anyone any recommendations for places to get a nice big Double Ended Dildo? 🥺 So far only Skyhi has something kinda large but it’d be nice if we could get something with a diameter larger than 22cm. Does anyone have any suggestions? 🥺🫶❤️

Just a couple of Lesbros enjoying a dildo together💕 full vid on JFF

Here’s the recording of our Glasgow Pride Butt stuff night. 5 minutes in and our FFriend had me leaking already! 😮‍💨 need more of this stat! #Fisting #FistingGay

God some much needed deep fisting from a Ffriend when we went to Glasgow pride. These are screenshots from a video we reordered. 🥴 who here loves a nice sloppy hole? 😋

I really really want to post hole. But also a video 🙈

A reminder to UK peeps: please fill out this petition! It's gaining very good traction. Remember to also write a formal letter to your MP. I want no excuses. ACTUALLY DO SOMETHING. petition.parliament.uk/petitions/72...

Porn and art with sexual themes deserve to exist on their own merit, not because censoring them has knock-on effects for non-sexual content. Please stop expressing outrage by implying that censorship would be okay if it *just* affected sex workers and artists engaging with sexual themes.

The online safety act supporters are the same people who will say that they don’t want the government dictating how they raise their children. The absolute stupidity of these people never ceases to amaze me.

Kinda making some decent gains but wow the dysmorphia sure hit hard this morning.

Gosh I’m so horny and want fisted so bad. But my partner is sick 🤧

Good morning your creamer has arrived

Moments before we spent 4 hours trashing each others holes and breaking some fisting milestones! Yes I was caged up for the entire night and I came 3 times with it on. 🥴

I should really start wearing the singlet to the gym again. But also I need some more. Do ya’ll think Barcode Berlin singlets are gym suitable? 🤔

Oh wow 🥵

So little tangent from my usual fisting and gym pics but I recently bought a car! When Renault showed off the R5 concept years ago I knew if they were to make a production version I would absolutely buy it and well… I did! I’ve never been so in love with a car. Anyways I can now easily travel 🍑🍆👀

Oh I forgot to upload this video of me riding the @twistedbeast.bsky.social Hand of God Large. This thing feels so good and honestly I think I need an even bigger size than what’s available 🥴 #ff #fisting #gayfisting #poppers

Well I noticed that my chest has gained a lot more definition 👀

Finally did some log press after a couple weeks off the gym and boy howdy did they make my shoulders grow 🥴

Sometimes I get in my head that I come across as really weird when like… I can’t seem to get other muscle dudes and meat heads to want to interact. 😔 maybe I’m just too silly for em or maybe I’m just not big enough 🥲 (someone juice me up pls)

So I got the new Twisted Beast Hand of god Large and I love it so darn much. Only when I recorded a video of me riding it I forgot I was wearing headphones so no music was heard in the background. But you can absolutely hear my knees crunching like a bag of crisps 💀

Just gonna post these here 🙈