Crabulous
@zackulous.bsky.social
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I am made of video games
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Gotta make me a pinned post already. I mostly post about video games, stuff I’m thinking about, and out of context rants about recent stuff that happened to me. Don’t expect to find politics very often unless it’s in my comments, I try to keep it consistent. Anyway I leave you with this wisdom bye
7 months ago
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It would have been really funny if they kept and then uncensored all the edginess from Barret in FF7 Remake and let him single-handedly net the game an M rating with how many times he’s totally saying fuck in the censored dialogue
about 2 hours ago
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Even though it’s not my favorite FF game, it’s kind of absurd how many times I’ve played FF1. I’ve at the very least made it to the final dungeon on every platform except NES, which I’m doing now. Not counting MSX since I can’t even play that version in English officially
about 4 hours ago
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You have to restore all the energy immediately w--mega man
1 day ago
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Outer Worlds 2 being extra expensive and having all this overpriced promotional shit is almost more ironic than Fallout 76 having a subscription service even though it’s like a 30 dollar game
1 day ago
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I’m surprised at how many times this week I’ve seen someone say something intending to go “new thing bad” only to realize they’re critiquing something that has been there the entire time, inadvertently calling the entire thing bad
1 day ago
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Dog I called it there were Pikmin behind that shit in the weird short Nintendo posted
1 day ago
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Clizzard King
2 days ago
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When I play a popular game and don’t like it I either swear it off forever or repeatedly come back to it until I force myself to enjoy it and there is no inbetween
2 days ago
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One of the Fangamer guys during the Undertale anniversary stream said he imagines Napstablook sounds like Strong Sad and I’m surprised I didn’t think of that sooner it’s perfect
3 days ago
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Mega Man teaching the concept of genderfluid:
add a skeleton here at some point
5 days ago
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You ever think about how fucking insane it is that people just, DECIDED a couple random characters are Gaster with zero actual proof even though Gaster is probably completely irrelevant to anything even in Undertale other than being an Easter egg
5 days ago
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Freddy Fazbore
6 days ago
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Taylor Swift can fuck off man, fuck billionaires includes Taylor Swift
6 days ago
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Can somebody who plays Touhou games tell me how to get Neko Project 21 to run games faster without speeding up the audio Not because I’m playing Touhou but because you guys are the only people on the planet who can work a goddamn PC-98 emulator
6 days ago
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Mx. Moz
7 days ago
You can't go "why can't we just have a social media place where people are nice to each other" and then act like a raging asshole.
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Shit is pathetic
7 days ago
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This site’s mods are so bad at their job they’d rather mock their users and do their best Randy Pitchford impression that improve
7 days ago
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Yeah go and mark my shit instead of moderating stuff that matters. Pussy.
add a skeleton here at some point
7 days ago
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If Planescape Torment was a book I’d probably like it more
7 days ago
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I want to put Charlotte from Trials of Mana in a hydraulic press her voice is so fucking annoying
8 days ago
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Are you actually stupid dude
add a skeleton here at some point
8 days ago
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Recently learned Warcraft is apparently supposed to be a silly parody of Warhammer and I’m now disappointed that the concept seems to have been abandoned given all the promotional material for the series I’ve seen the past several years.
8 days ago
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I like Final Fantasy but I don’t think I’m gonna touch tactics. I don’t really care for tactical RPGs and I’m sure as hell not starting anytime soon
9 days ago
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Nobody ever told me this but pause buffering in Mega Man 1 works with EVERY weapon on ANY boss, I only see it talked about with elec man’s weapon on yellow devil, but I completely cheesed the robot master gauntlet using it as well as Wily.
9 days ago
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Is Boss coffee any good
9 days ago
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Noticing a lot of people complaining about the combat being bad in Silent Hill f, and I’m just sitting here wondering when tf it was ever good in this series
9 days ago
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Wouldn’t it be funny If Homer Simpson was Mario
9 days ago
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Playing FF16 again but on pc now and holy shit it runs so much better this is sick
11 days ago
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silkdong :)
11 days ago
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This is Pequod, on station at LZ
11 days ago
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I find it very funny how Leon spends a good portion of RE6 having no idea what the fuck is happening, repeatedly asking about it, and not being given an answer
12 days ago
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Barber console arc continues, he gave me his NES this time
12 days ago
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I think remastering old pc games like Deus Ex is cool and they should do it with Thief or something next
15 days ago
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Gaz
16 days ago
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Yakuza Kiwami 3……
16 days ago
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Mega Man when he has a malignant brain tumor
add a skeleton here at some point
16 days ago
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I tried that Mario’s Madness mod cause I heard it was good and I actually really like how half of it is just a celebration of Mario’s impact on internet culture. Also it’s hilarious how the best song in it is for fucking SOMARI
17 days ago
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Finally installed some new sticks in my vita, actually having thumb grips is amazing. Tested it with Uncharted Golden Abyss, which is fire by the way.
17 days ago
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Uncharted 2’s opening is an absolutely miserable experience
21 days ago
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I love you Sherma
22 days ago
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Man I can’t play Automata it’s so damn floaty give me back my responsive dodge and swinging a sword with my hands like god intended
27 days ago
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This one random dude I saw could not have stated my feelings better: “I can’t believe the virtual boy is gonna fail twice”
27 days ago
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Mario Galaxy Movie is actually pretty smart considering that’s one of the only ones that tried to have an actual narrative instead of silly stuff to drive gameplay
27 days ago
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People mentioning FF15 makes me happy
28 days ago
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“Incest is disgusting and, um, anyone that condones pedophilia or incest is, um, bad and should see a psychiatrist” - Dave Strider, 2010
about 1 month ago
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Something about Hammer of Justice makes me tear up every time I hear it. These damn games mean so much to me, man.
about 1 month ago
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my fucking barber texted me asking if I wanted his old SNES so I just got done cleaning a new addition to the collection lmao
about 1 month ago
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NAKED HORNET JUMPSCARE
about 1 month ago
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I’m shocked to find out some people think Handsome Jack was ever a good person lmao
about 1 month ago
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It took 2 hours but I finally got Silksong
about 1 month ago
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