Please do not judge me for how much toast I am about to eat it's been a hell of a week

It is officially cold out and with the season change comes the most important ritual to ensure my continued function: carefully wadding up kleenex and stuffing them up my nose like a couple of teeny tiny tampons to stop my relentless snotting and then using a face mask to hide my shameful visage

Hello it's late for bunch or even lunch at this point but I finally dragged my ass out of bed and made shakshuka

I find it fascinating that the people whom I see the most physically on the daily (family and coworkers) seemed fine with me muddling along and being unhappy for years, and only now that I am trying to change my life has everybody decided that it's time to give me their Profound Sage Advice

Not me dreading going into work tomorrow so bad I'm throwing up

Two of my coworkers were just getting into a full-on yelling fight right as I was slinking out the door to go to lunch and now I am back and staring at the door and wishing I did not have to go back in there

Oooooooats

Yall please send some good energy my way, I have an interview next Thursday for a job that sounds really interesting (and way more like what I would like to do for work than reception) in Dayton and it would kick so much ass to have a job lined up and waiting for me when I make this move

Happy Halloween

FACT: 95% of Emperors stop funding their alchemists RIGHT BEFORE they're about to find the elixir of life for real this time

Really love going home after a long shitty day and a long shitty week of work and immediately being ambushed at the back door for all the ways I can help with different things to prepare for a Halloween party im not even planning on making an appearance at

Yeah Im bringing back doodling on my correspondence to people enjoy my festive faxes bitches

In CVS waiting to pick up my prescription and This Will Be is playing and I'm thinking about Dida Ritz this morning

me: this is an openfaced breakfast sandwich served on a toasted english muffin and featuring a poached egg and some colby jack, with marinated crispy fried tofu and teriyaki barbecue sauce also me: this is stoner food i have made stoner food

Nobody can tell me why we have kept a dozen or so pcs from the early 2000s but the nurse is finally letting me rip out all the hard drives so I can throw the towers in the dumpster and let me tell you I am Living

The overnight oats came out fuckin excellent today

ah shit the t break must have done more for me than anticipated because I hit the vape a couple times right before I went into work for the ol anxiety and it's giving me a scalp massage and making feel dare I say a lil bit silly... get it together girl it is time to work

Happy Friday blessed be ur eyebrows

Sorry. Which prize?

(breakfast for) dinner is served babes

Ｓｕｎｄａｙ　Ｍｏｎｄａｙ　Ｔｕｅｓｄａｙ　Ｗｅｄｎｅｓｄａｙ　Ｔｈｕｒｓｄａｙ　Ｆｒｉｄａｙ　Ｓａｔｕｒｄａｙ　ぎ゚リョ愛へカ

songs to get absolutely blazed to

Caught in the wild on my way to work

What does this even mean

Good morning

Damn am I an overnight oats girly

Wooooo

Hey little dude please be careful in the parking lot!

[sending a letter in 1870] 𝔦 𝔥𝔬𝔭𝔢 𝔱𝔥𝔦𝔰 𝔭𝔦𝔤𝔢𝔬𝔫 𝔣𝔦𝔫𝔡𝔰 𝔶𝔬𝔲 𝔴𝔢𝔩𝔩,

Hell yeah

@tacobell.bsky.social I love y'all but you're breaking my heart, it may not be much but if I'm paying the .40 for avocado verde sauce I want those sauce packets in the bag PLEASE

I still fucking love poached eggs

I fucking love poached eggs

I've been on hold for 16 minutes and I have to give it to the Advanced Kidney Institute for having the most batshit hold music I've had the pleasure of listening to ranging from eerie uneasy strings to some kind of techno remix of Vivaldi's Summerto heehaw to opera. All I want is a fax number.

The worst thing about depression that nobody talks about how hard it is to just make yourself do things. Set my alarm for 6 am so I could prep lunch. My alarm went off. I said "I can't do it" and stayed in bed until I HAD to get up. My lunch today is going to be one scoop of cottage cheese.

Just pronounced the interior of the bathroom closet painted. The ugly ass coral is what the whole interior used to be. @sisterdino.bsky.social

Enchilada time

I have a lot of concerns about ai but it is phenomenal for taking all the ingredients I used/portion sizes/what I cooked & having it estimate the nutrition facts & tell me how I can get more fiber in my meals without me having to do all the work of tracking and graphing and calculating myself

This animal has such a hard life

I have to help my aunt start renovating the bathroom today and I have no weed to keep myself from wigging out at her. This day can only go well

experienced every emotion on this drive home from astonishment & joy & wonder at the sight of a huge vulture swooping into my los, then alarm & panic as I feared I might strike said large avian, and then disgust & sadness as it opened its bigass beak and vommed right in front of my car. The smell.

So is the Quistis hair cute or cringe