Really love going home after a long shitty day and a long shitty week of work and immediately being ambushed at the back door for all the ways I can help with different things to prepare for a Halloween party im not even planning on making an appearance at

Yeah Im bringing back doodling on my correspondence to people enjoy my festive faxes bitches

In CVS waiting to pick up my prescription and This Will Be is playing and I'm thinking about Dida Ritz this morning

me: this is an openfaced breakfast sandwich served on a toasted english muffin and featuring a poached egg and some colby jack, with marinated crispy fried tofu and teriyaki barbecue sauce also me: this is stoner food i have made stoner food

Nobody can tell me why we have kept a dozen or so pcs from the early 2000s but the nurse is finally letting me rip out all the hard drives so I can throw the towers in the dumpster and let me tell you I am Living

The overnight oats came out fuckin excellent today

ah shit the t break must have done more for me than anticipated because I hit the vape a couple times right before I went into work for the ol anxiety and it's giving me a scalp massage and making feel dare I say a lil bit silly... get it together girl it is time to work

Happy Friday blessed be ur eyebrows

Sorry. Which prize?

(breakfast for) dinner is served babes

Ｓｕｎｄａｙ　Ｍｏｎｄａｙ　Ｔｕｅｓｄａｙ　Ｗｅｄｎｅｓｄａｙ　Ｔｈｕｒｓｄａｙ　Ｆｒｉｄａｙ　Ｓａｔｕｒｄａｙ　ぎ゚リョ愛へカ

songs to get absolutely blazed to

Caught in the wild on my way to work

What does this even mean

Good morning

Damn am I an overnight oats girly

Wooooo

Hey little dude please be careful in the parking lot!

[sending a letter in 1870] 𝔦 𝔥𝔬𝔭𝔢 𝔱𝔥𝔦𝔰 𝔭𝔦𝔤𝔢𝔬𝔫 𝔣𝔦𝔫𝔡𝔰 𝔶𝔬𝔲 𝔴𝔢𝔩𝔩,

Hell yeah

@tacobell.bsky.social I love y'all but you're breaking my heart, it may not be much but if I'm paying the .40 for avocado verde sauce I want those sauce packets in the bag PLEASE

I still fucking love poached eggs

I fucking love poached eggs

I've been on hold for 16 minutes and I have to give it to the Advanced Kidney Institute for having the most batshit hold music I've had the pleasure of listening to ranging from eerie uneasy strings to some kind of techno remix of Vivaldi's Summerto heehaw to opera. All I want is a fax number.

The worst thing about depression that nobody talks about how hard it is to just make yourself do things. Set my alarm for 6 am so I could prep lunch. My alarm went off. I said "I can't do it" and stayed in bed until I HAD to get up. My lunch today is going to be one scoop of cottage cheese.

Just pronounced the interior of the bathroom closet painted. The ugly ass coral is what the whole interior used to be. @sisterdino.bsky.social

Enchilada time

I have a lot of concerns about ai but it is phenomenal for taking all the ingredients I used/portion sizes/what I cooked & having it estimate the nutrition facts & tell me how I can get more fiber in my meals without me having to do all the work of tracking and graphing and calculating myself

This animal has such a hard life

I have to help my aunt start renovating the bathroom today and I have no weed to keep myself from wigging out at her. This day can only go well

experienced every emotion on this drive home from astonishment & joy & wonder at the sight of a huge vulture swooping into my los, then alarm & panic as I feared I might strike said large avian, and then disgust & sadness as it opened its bigass beak and vommed right in front of my car. The smell.

So is the Quistis hair cute or cringe

Anyway here's dinner

Me to the patient chart I'm trying to jam into the cabinet: now squeeze pal

really took a lot of psychic damage from into the woods tonight

Haha get poured on idiots

Found this gem on reddit and it took me out

So I'd really like to hear from my fellow medical office workers-- like smaller independent practices, not major hospital networks please. What's the vibe? How's the job? Are you happy? What are the patients like? How dreadfully overworked are you? #receptionist #nurse #nursing #medical #ma #doctor

I have to do emergency surgery when I get home 😭 I looked down and Frankie's hand had come off

I just wanted to say I'm excited about the 7B update and thank you sooooo much for the Simon scenes, I'm now down catastrophically bad and willing to throw hands with two generations on his behalf @langleyhyde.bsky.social

Tonight's tomato harvest turned into my first attempt at shakshuka. Honestly? It fucks hard

bitch i am Exhausted

Advanced potionmaking: now I'm just throwing Whatever in my balsamic vinegar