Deserved to miss for that runup.

Getting ready for last day at my job, showing a gen z in the team now to remove my system access, made a terminator 2 reference as I can't self-terminate. Never heard of it. Never heard of Terminator. Fuck me.

There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.

well done william

Introduce yourself with ten bands you've seen live Anthrax Megadeth Iron Maiden Teenage Fanclub The Mars Volta UFO Public Enemy AC/DC Orbital Weezer

The Aberdeen FC guide to improvement. Get a manager from one of only 2 teams still in the league who were actually worse than us. Sign players from the other one.

Made it to 28 games this season, another 3500 miles in the car, and somewhat incredibly ended with more wins than losses and a positive goal difference. 7 wins, 5 draws, 6 defeats, 27 goals for, 23 against. Other than that the best thing about this season is that it's over.

Well at least that's over.

Some weird reactions from dons fans on here today. I didn't want Celtic to win but I do want hearts to lose. Every hun I know wanted hearts to win, so them losing maximises seethe across 2 clubs I hate instead of just one had Celtic lost. Maths, innit.

Thatcher was evil, Blair had a messiah complex, Johnson was driven by greed and entitlement. Starmer is none of those, he's an empty, soulless creature driven by ego and power for its own sake. He will be remembered as a genocide enabler and a weak, unprincipled man.

Couldn't resist the light and shadow. #photography #streetphotography #monochrome #blackandwhitephotography

Another one for the good guys. A depressing amount of my neighbours are racist scumbags though.

Murdo Fraser lost another election? No way!

This is interesting because I've been bombarded with (really quite bad) labour ads online for months. I wouldn't vote for them if my life depended on it, so were they deliberately targeting SNP/Green voters? Can't imagine that's a very efficient strategy.j

FFS, diet hearts lying down to their big brothers again.

Honestly, Glasgow centric Scottish football can fuck right off.

We're told that Scotland is overrun with asylum seekers. But actually, fewer than 7,000 people are seeking asylum here. That’s only 0.12% of the total population. They wouldn’t even fill Falkirk football stadium. Get the facts here: https://ow.ly/uLW950YQZti

Not a classic and much nervier than it should have been but the result is what matters.

In other news, check out the Guardian this Saturday for an in-depth interview with me where I explain that Steve Clark is wrong and I, a 42 year old man who can't play football, will in fact make the world cup squad.

Robinson on Kjartansson here. Shades of Calderwood trying to find Markus Heikkenin a girlfriend.

Pretty cool of Sarwar in his incessant YouTube ads to say this election is "the first chance in a generation" for change. Generation you say? Sounds like about enough for a referendum then.

Is there an ethical alternative to Spotify/Amazon music? Never had a streaming subscription but wondered if there are any that reward artists adequately?

Labour’s manifesto for the Holyrood elections is so transphobic that Scottish Labour Against Bigotry is telling us not to vote Labour.

Rock detail, National Museum of Scotland. #photography #monochrome #abstract #geology

In a flap. #photography #blackandwhitephotography #monochrome #streetphotography

A win for positivity!

Positivity the name of the game today, I'm going to back to the team no matter what. We're all disappointed but letting that out isn't helping, save it for the end of the season.

Bought a customised (Scotland) flag from Terrace Flags and now I've got manky adverts like these (follow) following me around the internet.

Nothing says spring like getting up at the crack of dawn to hide sweeties in the garden before the sleet starts.

Under the bridge/Rising sun. #photography #monochrome #blackandwhitephotography

Reflection and closure. #photography #abstract

Oof, that's fine. Resisted the temptation to have this for breakfast this morning, worth the wait.

Male politicians have broadly stuck to suits which makes the evil a little harder to detect. I assume these people have stylists though which means they must be actively choosing to dress like the bad guys?

Had to spend a few hours in Motherwell this week, a grim and angular town. #photography #monochrome #blackandwhitephotography

Weir(d). #photography #monochrome #blackandwhitephotography

Presumably some sort of weegie running club.

Shite performance but a barron handball disallowing a goal from the other one is a little bit delicious.

Dons today. Realistically the new boss has had maybe one day with the team so I'm not expecting much. That said there better be a reaction from last week and I want to see some fight at the very least.

All old firm matches to be held behind closed doors. No cameras, live TV or highlights, no match reports. Score only can be published in the paper the following day.

Without pain there can be no joy. So I'm counting this as joy in the bank for our next Scottish Cup win in 34 years' time.

Far from the only problem tonight but I'm very much not on the Frame hype train, been pish every time I've seen him.

Kind of mad that humanity's response to a reduction in the supply of oil is not to try and use less oil, but to keep using it and just charge more.

Chinooks in and out of Cumbernauld airport just now, making the office shake. My guess is that the good people of North Lanarkshire heard there was sectarian violence going on on the world and assumed that was their cue.

There's 2 teams and 2 teams only who get that offside decision in their favour.

Defensive air strikes sounds an awful lot like those defensive gunshots fired by ICE goons.

Just your regularly scheduled share of this masterpiece by @tomgauld.bsky.social

Post a picture you took to bring some zen to your feed.

Company I work for is owned by a petulant billionaire who detests AI. Also a massive bully and my boss is now so afraid of expressing her own opinion tht she runs every email, paper and presentation through chat GPT, turning it into meaningless slop. And so the spiral of pointlessness continues.

Corporate bullshit. #photography #monochrome #blackandwhitephotography #eattherich