Im not quite sure. Ive been busy setting up my competition, and considering how it usually falls on December, that opens up a new challenge to navigate for scheduling.

I’m on my way to congress, to defeat the ultimate villain. Donald J. Trump.

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Good morning, everyone! I’ve been quite silent because I’ve been very busy with something.

Oh, why thank you. This is a welcome surprise.

Don’t be too smug now. (Being very smug at 5’8.)

Oh, am I being hunted? Has someone placed a bounty on me? If so, I feel quite complimented.

Hm? (He looks over his shoulder at her.)

That first part seems accurate, to an unhealthy degree. At least until their creator makes a form of cryptocurrency to capitalize off of it.

Perhaps they’ve faded into the sands of time, left to fester. I’d say we should keep an eye on a certain “6-7”, however. (Calypso was in the general area, wandering, as he overheard Lep’s musings.)

What of it? It’s merely a question I asked.

What you had just said.

Please explain.

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The triangle god himself, Mr Cipher? Interesting.

Then prove it to me.

What? Not willing to make this fun?

A true shame. So it shall be. (He primes magical lightning, preparing for a move from Orochimaru.)

I am Calypso, host of the Twisted Metal competition. I heard of this bounty you’ve placed on yourself, and I can’t help but wonder how enticing that money would be if I were to have it for this year’s competition. Call this a negotiation, but is there a way I can procure it without violence?

(Calypso, hearing of the bounty on the head of @snakesanin.bsky.social, appears suddenly before him.) Greetings, Mr Orochimaru.

‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ anyone, from any group can participate, this SL is multiverse friendly. can you skin the snake? be the one to take down orochimaru? ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎

Hm, very lucky of you!

Stro. Ok imma just try and take a break till this all blows over see y’all later

Why must you say it so loud? I know how the rhyme ends.

Jet. To think I’d meet you again.

Taken courtesy of the boy with the keyblade.

Interesting. The Twisted Metal events I set up do cost a pretty penny. What is the conversion rate to American dollars from your “Dedede dollars”?

…I have had no hand in whatever this is.

It’s akin to war; a necessary evil.

That sounds like a start to an aquatic Twisted Metal event!

Hmhmhmhmhm…I can’t help but giggle a small bit!

Six seven?

Good afternoon!

Whatever tickles your fancy, Jet.

Is something the matter? (Calypso stops on his nightly stroll to inquire.)

I’d do the same thing, to be perfectly honest.

Fair enough. I bring my point in because there’s something about you that reminds me of myself…

Perhaps there may be four, if I have a say.

This may be a bit out of character, but why not?

If Hedgehog Stew has taught me anything, they have never left.

//bro out here like Gordon Ramsay with the way he COOKED

That sounds like a situation that could break the likes of the ever optimistic Pangloss.

//like for a rival interaction!

//stolen

That’s wonderful news, Infinite!

I’m looking to practice my vernacular.

Hm. Sleep well, madam.

I never had a hat, mysterious voice… Who are you?