Six seven?

Good afternoon!

Whatever tickles your fancy, Jet.

Is something the matter? (Calypso stops on his nightly stroll to inquire.)

I’d do the same thing, to be perfectly honest.

Fair enough. I bring my point in because there’s something about you that reminds me of myself…

Perhaps there may be four, if I have a say.

This may be a bit out of character, but why not?

If Hedgehog Stew has taught me anything, they have never left.

//bro out here like Gordon Ramsay with the way he COOKED

That sounds like a situation that could break the likes of the ever optimistic Pangloss.

//like for a rival interaction!

//stolen

That’s wonderful news, Infinite!

I’m looking to practice my vernacular.

Hm. Sleep well, madam.

I never had a hat, mysterious voice… Who are you?

(OPEN INTERACTION) Some chocolate milk for you, READER. Because one, you’re epic, and two, it is actually national chocolate milk day today!

Not to worry, Doctor. I have a proposition I’m willing to make, then I’ll be on my merry way.

𝐊𝐄𝐘 My name is Otaku Potato, and I will destroy anyone who gets in the way of me achieving those beautiful kitty tiddies and those long dog dongos. I will kill the world so that I can bend over each animal and nobody can stop me. Look at my angry gif. It shows how tough and willing I am.

Today’s a good day today, dreary as it is. I finally have procured Sonic Racing Crossworlds so the weather is compensated for. I’m also looking forward to November for Ichiban!

Oh, really? (He conjures a high-end board, fitted and with Jet’s colors.) Do you believe me now? (He then poofs the board out of existence.)

Come now, Jet. You don’t wish to have your greatest wish come true?

You must have a storied past if that’s your response to being tricked three consecutive times.

This talk of Death Battle reminds me of how they STILL have ignored my calls requesting permission for me to fight AM.

(OPEN INTERACTION) (The READER is doing whatever when Calypso approaches them.) Good day. I am Calypso, and I come with an offer.

In my world, your name is given to a vehicle designed to kill. Here, it describes the ultimate life form. Even I’m surprised at how it works, Shadow.

Now if only the Twisted Metal contest got as much traction nowadays. A tv show can’t be all they’re offering.

Good evening.

How does that correlate to anything?

Very well then, I’ll leave you be. HAHAHAHAHA! (He vanishes in a blue light.)

Oh dear. Life truly gives its hardest battles to its strongest soldiers.

You’re willing to pass up a chance of having your greatest dream come true so casually? A pity.

I see. (For once, Calyso is surprised at a response.) It speaks to resilience on your end to scam Death so often. It seems you’re ready when it WILL take you earlier than most.

I’m not here to stop you from whatever you’re doing. I’m here with a proposition, something for your mulling over. Dare I say, it’s the chance of a lifetime.

You’ve never given waxing some poetic a try? It’s quite fun, if I say so myself, Bête.

You should, yet you don’t, Ms Beifong. Have you died before?

Oh, have I stumbled into something I shouldn’t have, Courage? (Calypso had found his way to Courage with an offer.)

Most people know to accept the reaper when he comes, so I doubt it.

Your mind is an interesting thing, yet it’s so insistent on tearing itself apart.

Good afternoon, everyone. *yawn* Normally I’d open with “good morning”, but I’m strangely groggy today.

Another Earth, you could say. One where events played out very differently, leading to much different events. Even I’m surprised how our different worlds can contradict one another.

I’ll make my name known here in due time. I’m quite popular where I am from, you know.

I am Calypso. I’ve heard so much about you, Shadow.

I’ve only just arrived here, Shadow. Why take your anger out on someone you don’t know?

Have you considered setting up any other means of email?

I’ve seen a lot in my life, Tauriel. The moistness of my skeleton would be the least of my worries.

No, not where I’m from, at least. Mr Grimm keeps my world’s souls well guarded.