(Inosuke is livid as the princess has just yeeted one of his swords God knows where, a scream of pure rage conveying everything she needs to know about how the mountain god feels.)

OH, YOU WANNA GO?!

(He opens his eyes and is instantly up, usually screaming at the sky.)

THE HELL DID YOU JUST SAY?!

Hehehe…

Im a man who can disjoint all his limbs! You can also call me a demon slayer, and should call me… The god of the mountains!

(He enters a fighting stance, blades at the ready.) Challenge accepted!

You think that deters me! Check this out! (He twists himself into a pretzel before leaping up in that state, relocating the limbs he dislocated to strike the aforementioned pose mid air.)

Ooh! Thanks, red minion! (Inosuke dons his new hat over his mask, and runs out of the house into the night.)

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ 𝑨𝒏𝒅 𝒕𝒐 𝒂𝒍𝒍 ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀ 𝒂 𝒈𝒐𝒐𝒅 𝒏𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕 .ᐟ ⠀⠀ ⠀ #BSKYRP x #CHRISTMAS ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ #SecretSantaSL25 ⠀⠀

I ‘unno, you were doing something fun and I thought I’d just do it too! Y’know, like how normal people do, right?

(Just over him, a boar-headed slayer flips in kind.) Wheeeeeeeeeee!

When you get into a fight, you finish it! Hell, even if it has nothing to do with you! The more, the merrier!

Mosta the Hashira are here too! Miss Kocho, Shitcockroach, Runnygohan, it feels like home now!

Whoever’s tryna do that is making the mistake of trying to destroy the world of Inosuke Hashibira! Lemme at ‘em!

I’d go after you for threatening her, but I’m training for next year. @cowardlythunder.bsky.social Get ‘em, Chuitsu!

This year has been a glorious year for the almighty lord Inosuke! Here’s to yet more adventure and fighting in 2026!

Comin in! (He leaps into the water, clamping the serrated edges of his blades onto a link of the chain connecting Sonic and the weight.) Beast Breathing Sixth Fang: Devour! (He gets to work, slowly but surely sawing away at the link. Given the pressure of the water and the hardness of the chain-

Why just go for a clean cut? Just saw through em and scare literally every other foe that sees you!

//taken as spoils

Ya ever seen a serrated sword before? (He shows her his two blades he uses for slaying demons.)

Ya know it!

Y’know, Upper Moon 2? Eh, that doesn’t matter now! It’s awesome to actually find someone recognize for once!

Thank you! This is a perfect offering! Merry Christmas, secret Santa!

Miss Kocho! You’re alive?!

Huh? I assume you’re my Santa of secrecy? (He perks up at the smell of the tempura a second before he processes that she mentioned it.) Hold on, is that what I think it is?

#SecretSantaSL25 (Inosuke tracks down @variableweapons.bsky.social at Mr Claud’s Christmas party to give him the gift he got him for Christmas.) Greetings, mega-minion! I, the almighty Inosuke Hashibira presents you with a gift from your Santa of secrets!

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ 𝑴𝒆𝒓𝒓𝒚 𝑪𝒉𝒓𝒊𝒔𝒕𝒎𝒂𝒔, ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ 𝑩𝒍𝒖𝒆𝒔𝒌𝒚 .ᐟ ⠀⠀ ⠀ #BSKYRP x #CHRISTMAS ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ #SecretSantaSL25 ⠀⠀

(He drops his snowball and tumbles back, forming a new snowball ball during his roll, which he throws back at Duc.)

You know how Inosuke Hashibira enjoys the thrill of battle! (Seemingly understanding how a snowball fight doesn’t involve swords, he puts them away, and gets to forming a snowball.)

People say these “glasses” make you look wise. Do ya think if I put a pair on, they’d think I’d be a smarter god?

Stolen!

(He’s laser focused on his tempura box, but through the chewing, one could make out him saying “Hashibira Inosuke”.)

Oh, hello there! (He instantly turns his attention back to his tempura, grabbing one and gobbling it down with the ferocity of a crocodile, crumbs getting everywhere around their general vicinity)

I didn’t say I wanted a fight! I demand to know what pizza is! Just explain and I’ll be outta your hair!

It’s a divine sign of my mountain godliness, you heretic!

A mountain god who, above all else, has no clue what a pizza is!

What’s a pizza?

I can agree on that! I feel like I could train all day and slay demons all night!

(After wandering about for a bit, a peculiar blue-haired boy sits on the floor near her, a boar head jammed in the side of his jeans, and a big box of shrimp tempura in hand.)

Demons?! Where?! The mountain god knows a thing or two about slayin’ demons!

“Gay rights. Sounds about right. Everyone should have a right to be gay-“

What?! What demon could do that?

I’unno how I got here either! Some hands grabbed me and dragged me into this weird brick I found during training! You the guy who brought me here?

Comin’ through!!! (Out of nowhere, a strange boar-headed individual dashes past GB, skidding back to inspect the figure that he just spotted on his run, and stares at him, curiously.)

Beast Breathing: First Fang: Pierce! (He clamps down on the card with both swords and starts to saw it in half.) Paper has no power over me!

We lookin close at people now?

It’s the man of legend… John Yakuza!

(Internally, this is his reaction, if one were to see the smile on his face through his mask.) Thank you so much, science minion! (He hands him a handful of rocks.) This is a collection from the mountains of the world I collected as their tribute! (He runs off with the machine excitedly.)

Who’re ya calling dumb, snake-skin? I’m the one and only mountain god, Inosuke Hashibira!