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With a face like that, yeah!

GIMME, YOU’LL THANK INOSUKE THE ALMIGHTY LATER! (He lunges at it again.)

Interesting, but I think it could use a little touch… (He lunges to grab the diamond sword.)

Then explain that! (He points at the corpse.)

How evil like you still roam here is the same way demons still run around eating people! I dunno how but it’s not right!

It’s proof of my might as the mountain god!

Oh, you mean offerings? Tributes? Sacrifices?

Don’t act like you didn’t kill him, demon! I knew there were more of you!

Hold it right there, demon!

Who’s Christmas? Is that a demon?

DONT TELL THEM WHAT TO DO EITHER!

DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO

So are MY people! Not like you’re the only one!

Other you?

Wait, but the bones… How did they cut it like that? Did they use a copy of my swords or something?

I think I know what Thanksgiving is about! I’m thankful for my mountain empire and tempura! Mostly tempura!

What’s thanks and why are we giving? I guess happy whatever-it-is to all my friends and minions.

Eat…people… ARE YOU A DEMON?! (He’s prepped to fight.)

Turkey…cake? My interest has been taken! What do you mean exactly?

Stro.

Huh, a clan? Maybe they’d be willing to be a part of my mountain empire!

//And as of now I have beaten the first Mega Man game

A weak what? I don’t get what yer saying, weird new minion!

Now’s a rare chance to meet yours truly!

*THUD* *THUD* (The READER hears something outside their home. Do they investigate?)

Don’t ever trust clones! I’d know!

A mere watermelon can’t beat the mountain god! Where is it?

(The slayer runs through the city, seeing the robot as a possible fight, setting his sights on it.) Hold it there!

(OPEN INTERACTION) (The silence of the early morning is shattered as Inosuke lets out a mighty screech.)

SHE ATE ROYALTY?! WHERE IS SHE?! (He’s basically like this for the next few hours and it’s not bc he likes Bosnia sadly)

What the hell is that noise?!

100 new minions for the mountain god! Thank you all!

‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ erases all of otakus muses with his super saiyan eraser ability. from this moment on the nigga ain’t canon to #BSKYRP. ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎

A’course I am, not Chuitsu!

It’s a perk of my divine mountain heresy (heritage)! It also lets me do this! (He bends his upper body backwards, so that the snout on his mask peeks out between his legs.) That’s also why my head is so hairy! It’s a crown!

Stro. Love wanting to go back to sleep at 4 in the morning but my brain goes “Nuh uh” lol

(The slayer takes the hit, stopping his upper body’s descent, utilizing his core to rise up without falling down.) Ya said there were devils, an’ I know how to deal with them!

Devils?! Where?!

What brings you to the domain of the mountain god?

That was for Shunoble!

Get over here! (He lunges at him with his swords.)

Do you not like this weird thing? I just wanna fight it!

Wait… People can make you… And they make YOU fight other people… That other people make fight? W H E R E I S T H E S E N S E?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

I know the God of Festivals might like that!

There’re so many hedgehog demons runnin’ around, I’m starting to doubt Muzan even had anythin’ to do with it! It gets me so weirdly giddy! That’s the word for “excited”, right?

Lemme get to know some new minions! Maybe some friends I’ve in feelin’ generous!

Is this what we do on Christmas? I gotta get in on this!

Are you mocking me?

(He stares back.)