Big plans for tonight. Happy New Year everybody.

Eric Trump appears to nominate himself for jail.

This guy’s whole talking points are so played out. He says the same things about the same things over and over. It’s always someone else. Freaking annoying.

A huge thank you to these brave souls. It was windy AF on Saturday. I live about 90 miles due east of Minneapolis, and I about froze to death just walking to & from my car. Good on them. fightbacknews.org/articles/tho...

Bill Clinton. Evan Ross. Paper-pushers who don't know how to redact PDFs. This is the biggest cover-up in history, and it's being done by sycophants who are really bad at everything. On an unrelated note, this is a pretty good song. youtu.be/sWh0DOAfc7A

"Submarines are more important than tips....These are the super-duper subs." -- Master wordsmith and economic motivator Donald J. Trump

As I type this, Trump is announcing a new Golden Fleet of Navy ships, and the first ships to be built will be "Trump class." Because of course they will.

Someone else was found dead in their jail cell who is connected to Jeffrey Epstein & (IMHO) Trump: A modeling agent named Jean-Luc Brunel who supplied girls for Epstein. In Feb. 2022. Death threats become reality sometimes. I pray for the survivors of these perverts. www.npr.org/2022/02/19/1...

This is probably old news to many of you, but I think it's worth remembering that not only were Trump & Epstein best friends, but Maxwell & Ivana were too. www.youtube.com/shorts/NJyjY...

Since there seems to be files getting deleted from the Epstein release, I've made all four dataset zip files available for download. These are the files as they were originally released. (Downloaded within minutes of them being made public) ~3GB in size drive.proton.me/urls/P0XVG30...

MAGA's official response to today's "release:"

The GOP is protecting predators.

This is incredibly disappointing from Sen. Sanders. I understand his point, but there's never been a more salient example of "the perfect becomes the enemy of the good." www.thebulwark.com/p/pediatric-...

I love Newsom's trolling of Trump, but don't sleep on Adam Schiff's social media team. youtu.be/T7Z24OhKETY?...

Straight up, this is what Adderall sounds like. The motherfucker just repeatedly lied to the American people. It was just a bunch of Truth Social posts, with the loathsome piece of shit reading one after another until he exhausted himself. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣👇

This is so great.

He’s calling them “Proclamations” now. It’s what Kings do. www.whitehouse.gov/fact-sheets/...

Antivaxxers who get botox injections are the most ridiculous people in the history of everything.

These idiots who voted to reopen on the promise of a ACA vote in December, you got what we told ya would happen. Why they did what they did when told “don’t do it the Republicans are lying” And they were like “no they aren’t they can be trusted “ only person to trust a republican is a pedo.

Republicans are "quiet quitting" 🤣 And some like MTG are quitting loudly

#WI03 Rep. Derrick Van Orden tweeted 18 times yesterday. He still refuses to hold an in-person town hall with his constituents.

Urgent update. Our bipartisan petition to force a vote on a straightforward extension of the Affordable Care Act tax credits now has 218 signatures. Mike Johnson should bring the bill to the floor immediately.

NEW: A Utah plastic surgeon was on trial for falsifying COVID-19 vaccine cards. Then Pam Bondi stepped in. Bondi’s dismissal of the case signals the increasing clout of “medical freedom” activists and vaccine skeptics under the leadership of RFK Jr. With @sltrib.com

Funny how making a mistake in a post will get you more responses than the actual content lol

Tell your Senators to vote NO on this bill and protect immigrant children.

There was an incident in Oklahoma, I believe, some years back in which the cops were called for a man walking down the street with an assault rifle. The cops showed up, talked to the guy, and were about to let him go because Oklahoma is an open carry state. They decided to pat him down first,...

Minneapolis residents are outraged as an ICE goon kneels on a pregnant woman and drags her into the street, despite being informed of her pregnancy.

"Anybody else out there just smart enough to be fuckin miserable all the time?" -- Simon King

MAGA thinks people will pay a million dollars for his stupid gold card but won't pay higher taxes to stay here

I'd be excited about this news, but it only shows the self-serving nature of American conservatism. I'm glad people are seeing the light, but they're only seeing it because it's finally hitting them truthout.org/articles/3-i...

Just got rid of the X account I started to troll MAGA. I can't participate in the rage economy any longer.

My campaign is now getting third graders fired up about the Geneva Conventions.

There's a Brown University student who survived her SECOND school shooting today. She went through the same thing at Parkland when she was 12. Eight years later and we still haven't done a goddamn thing to stop the violence. 1/2

LMFAO I love it when MAGA drops idiocy like it's an auto-win in Cards Against Humanity and then throws up a block like they just owned me by not allowing me to respond

Photo released by House Oversight Democrats today. I'm not sure when it was taken, but if Trump and Epstein fell out between 2004 & 2007 as is believed, this picture raises some questions. 1/2

The price of (the FIFA) peace (prize)

Inspired by Portugal the Man and White&Nerdy's live cover of "Killing in the Name Of"

"You said antifa is a terrorist organization. Tell us, as a committee, how did you come to that? Do they exist? How many members do they have in the United States as of right now?” “Well, that’s very fluid.” Translation: “We’re making it up to manipulate our base." www.reuters.com/world/us/fbi...

Noem's pathetic performance in the Congressional hearing yesterday has left me shattered. A military veteran forced to self-deport to a country he hadn't lived in since he was 7. An Irish green card holder arrested up on re-entry because she wrote $80 worth of bad checks ten years ago.

For the "tHiS iS aMeRiCa, wE sPeAk EnGlIsH" crowd

Please start referring to Christian Nationalists as "Nat-C's"

This was much more satisfying once I realized to whom I was responding

MS Now reporting Letitia James will not be indicted by a grand jury 🥳

I blurred this out after I trolled dude with it ICYWW

A satisfying ending to hours of trolling. After four hours of back-and-forth I told him "I can do this all night." Then this happened. He shut his mouth after this 🤣