maybe i am going insane

I can't explain why exactly, but if someone ever asked me how my brain worked, I'd point them to this thread.

“If you’re angry about THIS, but not about THAT—“ Bro I’m gonna have to stop you there, I am angry about so many things all of the time, I have never in my life been angry about just one thing at a time, my capacity for “things to be angry about” is as wide and as deep as the sea

Sometimes late at night, when I'm feeling really adventurous, I'll put the cheese slice on the bread upside down.

The laws of equivalent exchange exist for a reason. What would you give in exchange? 🐶👩🏻 #FMADay #FMA #FullMetalAlchemist #Nina:) #SereneLilyArt

There is a cricket in the empty basement that my landlord uses for storage, directly under my bedroom.

If possible, consider supporting? Solid man, solid cause.

Wait a goddamn minute. How did the dogs in Homeward Bound 2 know what to call the Blood-red Van?

Get you a girl that can do both.

The family dog, Sherlock, had to be put to sleep today. He was spoiled beyond comprehension, a destroyer of anything that squeaked, and indisputably a very good boy.

I have newish neighbors in the unit above me. There's been excessive noise (banging, slamming, scraping, dropping shit) for hours during the night for multiple days now. My landlord suggested that I start by writing them a note using ChatGPT and this might be my thirteenth reason.

Doing a Resident Evil 2 challenge run where I alternate between only walking and only running as I move from room to room. Let's see how this goes. Come hang out. www.twitch.tv/snake

Just remembered that the kid my sister used to babysit now has two kids of her own and I want to go back to bed.

Mentally exhausted by the thought of having to schedule a doctor's appointment, call my ISP, etc., but wholeheartedly delighted at the thought of calling the number on the Old Bay seasoning tin "for recipes."

I know the two writers. Talent abound. Give it a listen if it's your thing.

I have an irrational (rational?) fear of getting absolutely obliterated by a tape measure upon recall.

Hey my mom had a heart attack so any contributions are gonna go to house bills and probably medical bills now ko-fi.com/serenlily

Getting put on hold for an hour, only to have someone tell me that I'll have to wait 3-5 days for them to contact me again, then put me on hold again to transfer me to a different department is my supervillain origin story.

An actual conversation with my father. Him: What've you been watching lately? Me: Uh, I rewatched this Korean high school zombie show recently. Him: High school zombies? I thought we were the only ones that had those. Me, without thinking: That's school shootings.

Movies you've watched more than six times, using gifs only.

Got hit with a migraine and have been in bed for the past eight hours. Had a lengthy dream that spanned the whole thing where my brain asked the question, what if you were in the plot of RE4, got to the village, saw all that nonsense, and just said no?

Why'd they have to go and make Advil so damn tasty.

Better be careful... Water benders are Strongest under a Full Moon 🌕 #SereneLilyArt #Fanart #ATLA

Let the holiday brawl begin.

My parents have a wine rack dedicated to pineapple soda.

Random terrible thought of the day: Togepi's call in the show is 'TogePRIIII' probably because 'TogePEEEE' is infinitely worse.

Yesterday, I changed my sister's Netflix profile avatar to Roach from The Witcher. Today, she changed mine to a penguin, and set the language to Spanish. War it is.

If anyone wants to know where I am mentally, I just had a visceral nostalgic reaction to cheese cubes.

He stayed in his lane while I was preparing dinner. I cannot say the same for Tifa. She had to be banished to the Shadow Bedroom.

Had a dream where old friends from high school showed up on my doorstep randomly and just sort of let themselves in. Not only did I not throw them out immediately, I bought them McDonald's. I was so annoyed with myself that I said, "This is ridiculous," and woke up.

Anyone else encounter a battery swell issue with their Switch?

Stayed up to make it to the poll when it opened. In and out in half an hour. Do your civic duty, folks.

Been dealing with worsening carpal tunnel for the past year and so far the only thing that's helped is routinely stretching my wrists and fingies using techniques I found in Youtube video. I was this close to letting them charge me oodles of cash for physical therapy.

Nothing like planning your day around an appointment and having the person show up hours late.

A foul wind blows in from the east today.

Ran into someone from high school at a Domino's and I'm flipping from 'that was nice' to 'I want to disappear forever' on a minute-to-minute basis.