Derp says hi!

Just stopping in to say how fucking hilarious it is that Bluesky banned JD Vance within 12 minutes of him creating his account. Carry on 😂😂😂

Lol 😂

Trump is going to get us all killed.

Not a single mention of those who died while serving in the U.S. Armed Forces. #MemorialDay2025

Laura Loomer is such a disgusting person. She also steals tweets, like both of these.

Repost!

Lauren Boebert recently complained about Harvard’s Liberal Arts degrees: “Figures those leftists wouldn’t offer a Conservative Arts degree”

Good evening ❤️

This popped up in my Facebook memories from this day in 2020. Feel free to use it however you see fit!

Good morning ☀️

Good Friday mood: nailed it.

Derpy says hello!

Katy Perry going to space is hilarious because most people didn’t even know she was still on earth.

Presidency requirements: ✅ Draw a cube ✅ Identify a camel ✅ Make your doctor lie about your weight (and probably everything else) ❌ Undergo a mandatory psych evaluation Truly a flawless system.

This got some MAGAs big mad at me 😂

MAGA’s too blinded to see it: this was textbook market manipulation and insider trading. He’s not fighting for you—he’s cashing in for his billionaire cronies. Congratulations, MAGA, you got played again.

🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨: U.S. To Celebrate Former Draft Dodger’s 79th Birthday With $100M Military Parade, Ignores Funding Universal Healthcare.

Pro-Palestinians protesting in a train station? “Deport them!” MAGA violently storming the Capitol with zip ties and weapons? “They’re just passionate patriots.” Got it.

We figured out how to bring back dire wolves after 10,000 years of extinction, but a cost-of-living adjustment is still somehow unsolvable.

Hello from Derp!

Let’s shake the system with grace and guts. 💪

When you’ve spent so long in survival mode, fear becomes the air you breathe.

This isn’t a dress rehearsal. This isn’t hypothetical. The future will ask what we did while it was happening. Let’s not let the answer be silence.

RFK Jr announced 10,000 HHS job cuts. Key agencies impacted: FDA: 3,500 positions eliminated CDC: 2,400 positions eliminated NIH: 1,200 positions eliminated CMS: 300 positions eliminated Apparently the best way to fight disease is to fire public health workers.

I thought it was parody account at first. Nope.

Imagine thinking democracy means that whoever has the most money gets to rewrite the courts.

“We’re good on security,” they said, while using “12345” as the password. #OPSEC

Republicans are outraged that Jasmine Crockett referred to Greg Abbott as “Governor Hot Wheels.” I strongly disagree with her comment, but where was this level of outrage when Trump mocked a disabled person or when MAGA supporters frequently use the term “retard”? The hypocrisy is glaring.

Derpy’s ready for bed. Goodnight! 😊

‘Cause nothing says “support the troops” like eliminating 80,000 VA jobs, and gutting their healthcare and benefits.

They just can’t grasp that land doesn’t vote.

At an indie film event. Everyone has their own spacious plush chair with cup holders on both sides. One for my water and one for my wine. #TheArtHouse #Eugene

“Winning bigly”

Missing my sweet nephew. He turned 17 today. He’s grown up to be such a wonderful young man ❤️

It seems a lot of people mistook Prissy for a cat. She’s a dog. Yes, a 20(!) year old dog.😂🥰

So this happened on Twitter once. 😂

My sweet (20) Prissy, has been declining quickly. She’s blind and deaf, except for the faintest response to high-pitched kissing sounds near her ear. I just held her close, snuggling and whispering kisses for an hour. She seemed so at peace. It’s so hard to know when it’s time to say goodbye.

If Jesus arose today, Christians would call him a socialist hippie and demand he get a job.

Just got majorly scammed again. Third time in less than a year. I hate scammers as much as I hate Trump, but the Venn diagram is basically a circle.

The newly released JFK files confirm [REDACTED] was in [REDACTED] with [REDACTED] when the shots were fired. Shooter identified as [REDACTED].