Sad that we live in a time that prioritizes winning at all costs over truth and compassion.

What the president is doing is batshit crazy.

For those of you not on Twitter, I didn’t want you to miss this.

National Geographic Award winning photograph of the year. So beautiful. 🐝🐝🐝

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Trump again claims the Iran “10-point plan” was a “fake hoax”—but those terms came directly from Iran, were widely reported, and he himself admitted he’s using them as the framework for negotiations. How could someone who lies so brazenly about undisputed facts ever be trusted?

The ceasefire was a complete fiction. While the White House announced one, missiles were still flying across Israel, Iran, and Lebanon. Reality doesn’t match the headline.

You could have had free healthcare this entire time. The money was always there. Israelis have free healthcare and you don’t.

🚨 BREAKING: We are now replacing TACO with TOFU (Trump Only Fucks Up). Because he’s fucking soft and tasteless. He’ll hate it, so spread the word 😂 #TOFU

Hope everyone had a Happy Easter! 🐇

Hey, friends! Just popping in to say hi, and RELEASE ALL OF THE FUCKING EPSTEIN FILES 🌊

Derp says hi!

Just stopping in to say how fucking hilarious it is that Bluesky banned JD Vance within 12 minutes of him creating his account. Carry on 😂😂😂

Lol 😂

Trump is going to get us all killed.

Not a single mention of those who died while serving in the U.S. Armed Forces. #MemorialDay2025

Laura Loomer is such a disgusting person. She also steals tweets, like both of these.

Repost!

Lauren Boebert recently complained about Harvard’s Liberal Arts degrees: “Figures those leftists wouldn’t offer a Conservative Arts degree”

Good evening ❤️

This popped up in my Facebook memories from this day in 2020. Feel free to use it however you see fit!

Good morning ☀️

Good Friday mood: nailed it.

Derpy says hello!

Katy Perry going to space is hilarious because most people didn’t even know she was still on earth.

Presidency requirements: ✅ Draw a cube ✅ Identify a camel ✅ Make your doctor lie about your weight (and probably everything else) ❌ Undergo a mandatory psych evaluation Truly a flawless system.

This got some MAGAs big mad at me 😂

MAGA’s too blinded to see it: this was textbook market manipulation and insider trading. He’s not fighting for you—he’s cashing in for his billionaire cronies. Congratulations, MAGA, you got played again.

🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨: U.S. To Celebrate Former Draft Dodger’s 79th Birthday With $100M Military Parade, Ignores Funding Universal Healthcare.

Pro-Palestinians protesting in a train station? “Deport them!” MAGA violently storming the Capitol with zip ties and weapons? “They’re just passionate patriots.” Got it.

We figured out how to bring back dire wolves after 10,000 years of extinction, but a cost-of-living adjustment is still somehow unsolvable.

Hello from Derp!

Let’s shake the system with grace and guts. 💪

When you’ve spent so long in survival mode, fear becomes the air you breathe.

This isn’t a dress rehearsal. This isn’t hypothetical. The future will ask what we did while it was happening. Let’s not let the answer be silence.

RFK Jr announced 10,000 HHS job cuts. Key agencies impacted: FDA: 3,500 positions eliminated CDC: 2,400 positions eliminated NIH: 1,200 positions eliminated CMS: 300 positions eliminated Apparently the best way to fight disease is to fire public health workers.

I thought it was parody account at first. Nope.

Imagine thinking democracy means that whoever has the most money gets to rewrite the courts.

“We’re good on security,” they said, while using “12345” as the password. #OPSEC

Republicans are outraged that Jasmine Crockett referred to Greg Abbott as “Governor Hot Wheels.” I strongly disagree with her comment, but where was this level of outrage when Trump mocked a disabled person or when MAGA supporters frequently use the term “retard”? The hypocrisy is glaring.

Derpy’s ready for bed. Goodnight! 😊