"You Do You" means fuck yourself literally and figuratively.

I wonder what it must be like to be the twin that got the weird alliterative name. We welcome two baby boys, Steve and Stove or whatever. "Look guys here comes William and Billiam." "Party doesn't start until Timothy and Jimothy get here!" ... or whatever

MAGAT: "Peak MANS all have so much testosterone that they make their own NECK VAGINAS to finger BLAST bruh! How EPIC is that shit bro? He's deadliftin til he's dead from deadl-- oh shit nah, he's just dead, it actually looks like. I have no dental insurance and I'm incurious" Idk how they talk?

If you're still holding hate in your heart for the person they WERE, just know that likely nobody will come and collect it. And you pay the storage for the caustic poison, despite constant leaks affecting your daily life and the negative effects on your health. At least stop renewing the lease...

👻 🌶️, Carolina reaper, scorpion pepper 🦂🌶️ fried buffalo chicken. Yes I did that. IDC. Without raisins Close slaw without raisins Mac salad without raisins Potato salad without raisins Fried Chicken without raisins I'm without raisins Anyway so this was murder. Holy hell. See I took a bite? 🌶️🔥🥵

Y'ALL BETTER NOT BUY SHIT TODAY #FUCKBLACKFRIDAY #CAPITALISMSUCKS #FUCKAMAZON #NOKINGS #NOOLIGARCHS #NOBILLIONAIRES #BLACKFRIDAYBOYCOTT

I ate a whole diabetes. #thanksgiving Alt. Text. Lol. I'm going to sleep now bc this was plate three and I still ate all the yams before I took the pic again. I made the yams and the hams. This is leftover and cold. Just going to eat it like this.

Oh lawd I'm expecting a food baby and I'm about to go into labor.

Oh hey you know what I wanna do today? Not get up at 4am to cook. But here I am ... Happy ThanksfuckingGiving everyone. And may we ward off the raisins that somehow make their way into (Yt ppl) shit where it doesn't belong. May all your Tios y Tias be sober. We didn't even do tamales this year😭

Does it count as porn when #Trump flashes us his #Thrussy? Free the #Neckgina!!!

#DCSHOOTER WAS #MAGA BIG SURPRISE FALSE FLAG #NATIONALGUARD I wonder where they're going to find a #trans girlfriend for this guy to make him #liberal. At least we got rid of that cockroach #CharlieKirk though. Rest in piss, little bitch #LEFTIES we need to all meet back @ #ANTIFA HQ immediately!

#DCSHOOTER WAS #MAGA BIG SURPRISE FALSE FLAG #NATIONALGUARD I wonder where they're going to find a #trans girlfriend for this guy to make him #liberal. At least we got rid of that cockroach #CharlieKirk though. Rest in piss, little bitch #LEFTIES we need to all meet back @ #ANTIFA HQ immediately!

I wonder if this natl guard shooting is a false flag? Since there was no violence they have been creating violence because there's video of it. Police pretending they've been attacked and damaging their own property. Really convenient. And Trump orders 500 more troops. Really convenient.

Kristi Noem is guilty of crimes against humanity and needs to face justice. 📌 She made the final call to defy a court order to halt deportation flights, sending people into the hellscape of CECOT, a place the UN has compared to a torture chamber. Prosecute her and everyone involved.

Besties: We're almost done with nails, we should be heading to the sushi place soon. Don't eat! Me: Ok I'm just having one soft 🌮 taco bc you girls take long (every) sometimes and I'm starving. B: ok ONE! My soft taco... Those are jumbo shrimp 🍤 🦐 They still aren't done😐 #foodsky 🍜 🍽️ #food

Ok y'all. If #womenAreJustRibs #imjustarib then a group of 6,7 girls is called a RACK

I love the way #ondansetron #zofran is packaged. #nausea #chemo It's like I know you're frantically trying to stop throwing up, and that has to suck, so we've decided to distract you with cutting the shit out of your fingers. Hope you feel better!

I don't want to celebrate #genocide tomorrow. #Thanksgiving should change brand. We can just be thankful for @jasmineforus.bsky.social @crockett.house.gov @aoc.bsky.social @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social @sanders.senate.gov @warren.senate.gov Rebrand it #GenocideApologyDay I hate being white 😂 srsly

When you accept and believe things without evidence, then you can be made to believe anything without evidence. #nazi #naziferatu #stepheiller #goebbels #shitler #magatsAreALLchildRapists #epsteinTrump #trumpstein #trumpChildRapist #trumpPedo Every single conservative is a pedophile and a traitor

@godrinksomewater.bsky.social it's parrrrtyyyyy tiiiimmme lmao.

Real hard to get up early for a workout. It's 5am. And this is proof that I do own a shirt. Lol

My personal hell loop would be being stuck forever in a room where people just go around giving each other fake compliments.

This #uglyassbitch #CuntKarolineLeavitt is 28. Talk about Palpatine syndrome. This bitch looks like they taped a 50-year-old dead #piggy face to her. She seriously looks like #MrsDoubtfire. "Hellllooooo!!! The president is actually being nice when he's mean!! " Ugly ass #inbred #Nazi #Bitch.

Good morning, kids. Be safe out there. 🥰

Really valid today. #quietpiggy #epsteinballroom Citrus Satan is losing his shit and clinging to power. He will never give up power peacefully. This does not end well. And it should end with the end of conservatism in America. Throw all the racist and fascists into the Gulf of America. #childrape

Raining. Outside restaurant in line. Wind blows bird of paradise flower into girl's face and she recoils. My first thought was to say to the plant, "Winston! we've talked about this. I tried to talk him out of it but he just had to smell you" Didn't work😭 Oh well. Now friends are roasting🔥🍖me😐 🤡👩🏿‍⚖️🤣

substack.com/@demwinsmedi... Epic way to introduce yourself. #DavidClayton #NCDistrict5 #FuckVirginiaFoxx #fuckmaga #magaChildRapists #WeGotTheGuillotine #antifa #politics #EpsteinBalroom #TrumpsWonderfulSecretWasChildRape

I adopted this beautiful girl with my ex-wife 21 years ago. We actually never fought and remained besties and took care of our Kitty (and son lol) together. We lost her just now a week shy of 22 RI 😭Q-Tip She got her name because she scattered Costco size boxes of q-tips as a kitten #rainbowbridge

Gotta put this in my #dating preferences😂

Lol. Sound on!! I couldn't help it.

😂 Agree with first part It's polite to ask if they can talk first. It's dating decorum in this nightmare dating scene in Los Angeles 😂 And on the first call? I didn't block her She's actually super sweet but I guess there's not casual dating in Ethiopian culture. That may be fine tho😁 I'm still in

Now I'm not religious... I mean you can probably tell by my name lol. But does this sound like bio scannable RFK shit, maga hats, Trump flags, and basically the whole book of Revelation coming true?? #DonaldTrumpistheAntichrist #MAGA666 Lol. Fuck all these idiot Christians who follow 🍊👹citrus satan

Look at the fake jobs report that the shitty pedophile government put out. #FakeJobReport #Labor #Epstein #Jobs We did not have #4.4%jobGrowthLie during the shutdown. As a matter of fact that would have infinitely increased from the fact that we had none before. So it shuts down and increases? Lies

If I give you my number and the first time you use it is to call twice without texting first at 8am? That's a HUGE red flag, so obviously I'll probably marry you or something based on my history. 😂 But who does that? Seriously. I thought butt dial? NOPE, just wanted to say good morning her🤪🤳🏿 😬me

#QUIETPIGGY said the disgusting Orange, diapered ball of baby shit. The only difference between Trump and a bucket of shit is that the bucket is useful when it's not full of shit. Trump is never not full of shit and is useless regardless.

I was just subscribing to regular life but I feel like they're charging me for life Plus premium. Why is life so expensive; I'm not even having fun?

Good morning and fuck maga. They are scrubbing those #Epstein files of Trump's name you bet on it. There's no way he would have signed that.

You guys know they're just going to try and falsify the #Epstein files to take Republicans off the list, right?

My #refrigerator is coming today! Omg I've been eating fruit and ramen for like 6-7 days

Some magat says "We don't have to discuss politics, and we can agree to disagree" NO. THIS IS NOT ABOUT POLITICS; THIS IS ABOUT MORALS. THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A PART-TIME NAZI #NOPartTimeNazis RELEASE THE UNREDACTED UNTAMPERED AND UNEDITED COMPLETE #EPSTEINBALLROOM FILES

They have us tired, hungry, poor, sick, anxious, depressed, underemployed, homeless, overworked, sold out overseas, non-union, unprotected, unregulated, unsafe, reliant on our jobs for even basic healthcare, and most importantly terrified because of the EVIL brutality of what we have seen recently.

Oh hey just kidding. I just realized I have to install a new high pressure ice line. So that is either $700 to a plumber or I go to the shed and get my tool belt. Lol Definitely sending pics of me wearing that while dirty to somebody lol. Got to make the effort worth it. #refrigerator #homeImprovent

www.reddit.com/r/politics/s... Imagine #Epstein, just the worst fucking person, thinking you are severely orders of magnitude more evil and terrible than he is. This guy rape traffic children on an island and disappeared some of them. And he's scared of how evil Trump is? This man is the Antichrist

I have a fridge coming Tuesday. Apparently everything is Wi-Fi connected now so they know that I binge it at 2:00 a.m. like a mountain goat stuck in a 7-Eleven. I didn't get the screen though cuz I'm not going to pay for people to show me commercials in my own fucking house. $2,000. Fuck

#WONDERFULSECRETS ISLAND GETAWAY!!! Open to women 15 and under. Wonderful Secrets: "because if you tell anyone you will end up like maria, do you remember maria, nobody's heard from her have they?" -Donald Trump to his 13 year old rape trafficking victim.

Dr: '...and for all intensive purposes -" Me: "I hate to be that guy. But it's all intents and purposes." Dr: "what is he doing here? How did you get in here?" Me: "umm where is here?" Dr: ICU!!! Me: "ok calm down silly; I see you too Lol. Jeez someone needs to take a hit of this NO² mask!"🤪

I laughed awkwardly high 🌴. Like a cackle broken into several parts. My sister said you sound like that gay ghost I said I get it but why gay 👻? She said go look at Grandma's antique mirror rn 🫣😱 I rushed to the mirror like what? She said earlier the dude in there was gay AF do you see him?😐