Got offered a lower salary for a position in aerospace that I could teach university classes on how to do. I told them if I'm going to sell my soul I'm going to charge a lot more for it. They came back with ~30% increase. That definitely means I don't work for them. I already see how they are.

Without any logos who can tell me where I am right now?

Good morning! And how is everyone's #apocalypse going? Beautiful day in this nightmare dystopian hellscape. Assembling my team for the inevitable zombie epidemic. Bonus points if you have a machete, sword, crossbow, colt python, or a lot of #DietDrPepper and #GardenSalsaSunChips hmu

First time hard sparring in quite a while. Split lip and two black eyes LOL. Believe It or he tapped to clinch knees and I won. #muaythai #bjj

Its 4:20 somewhere... oh wait it's here!

I'm thinking of adding Lyft or Uber to my side hustles. I figured that's an easy job I can do in my sleep

#SCRIBD is a terrible, #FRAUDULENT company. They fraudulently charged me $11.99 for a trial that I canceled day one, and it hasn't even ended yet. I removed my card as I canceled on day one so that means that somebody there kept my credit card information and used it. Don't get #scammed by SCRIBD

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My #SamsungGalaxy just installed a fucking #AI. Jfc its trying to integrate and make me use it on everything and my phone is slower now. 🤬 this phone was not this bullshit when I bought it.

#SpencerPratt is MAGA. Donald Trump said so and and Spencer Pratt didn't do anything to repeat that and said he didn't want to talk about it. People who aren't Maga say they're not. People who are maga say they don't want to talk about it. #LAmayoralElection

The hottest new lifestyle trend is cooking and eating the food you have at home. It’s called fridgemaxxing

Just a reminder that anytime is a good time to punch a Nazi

Any #Democrat agreeing to any #ICE funding isn't just a Nazi sympathizer or a Nazi appeaser. They're an active Nazi contributing to the Nazi MAGA movement. After the Civil War, they should tar and feather them in Town Square. Anybody who agrees to that funding. #FuckICEandPunchNazis

I support the #lgbtqi community wholly🏳️‍🌈 and if you don't, unfollow me and please die quietly. Have a great #Pride and I'll see y'all at at least two events to celebrate you this month. Happy birthday gays!!

🍝🍜🍴 🍽 Andouille sausage roasted red pepper spaghetti with fresh garlic. Super sour sourdough covered in Irish butter, fresh garlic, parsley and Parmesan Softened extra sharp white cheddar covered in truffle oil. Extra Large curd dairy cottage cheese with fresh ground tellicherry peppercorns.

#SpencerPratt is #MAGA #losAngelesMayoralElection Trumpstein said he was a big MAGA guy All Spencer Pratt said was that he didn't want to talk about Natl politics. Do you know how I know he's MAGA? Because people who aren't say they aren't unequivocally. People who are don't want to discuss it

I wanna see Kash App try to rap. He already has a hip hop name. Let him get on stage and hit a verse of Ice Ice Baby with Vanilla ice and Jelly🥐🤘💩 backup dances. Then Rock comes in heavy on👩‍🦼 Kazoo. That supergroup would be like watching Mount Westmore, run the jewels & Westside Connection at once🎤

🍽🍜🍴 #foodsky Made patty melt 🌰whole grilled,marinated 🥑🍉🍒🫐🍆🌶 fr farmers market Extra sharp white🧀 Heirloom 🍅 🐗 head Kosher dill🥒 Mayo, A-1, Worcester, truffle oil Jalapeno is fire roasted over open flame

Dating a younger black girl. Her 1st time dating a white guy; she was 👀😬🫣about the way we were perceived at the bar. But it's okay I fixed it by ordering an ensure and vodka. I casually asked if they have a two-handed sippy cup. For those of you that know me in person; you know I really did this.

Apparently if you date black girls and Latinas, you're not supposed to refer to Puerto Rican girls as the "swirl flavor." So I know that now...

If you are in LA for the #LAmayoralElection and you vote for #SpencerPratt, you are voting for Donald Trump. He has endorsed him and nobody that Donald Trump endorses has ever been good in history. He only likes the very worst of humanity and doesn't like good or smart people at all.

My face is finally starting to slim out at my jaw becoming more defined. I'm noticing the bloating and swelling going away. Even my eyes look bigger cuz the puffiness is starting to subside. I forgot what it's like to look like myself. Going to have to post pictures in a few days lol

Can somebody explain to me how Chicago got hot dogs so right and pizza so God damn wrong?

youtube.com/watch?v=5YVA... This is the new headliner for Trump's Freedom for nazis 250 I got to admit they made a fool of Me by getting Talent this good.

BREAKING: These 4 chickens playing piano have backed out of Freedom 250.

I'm so damned burnt being outdoors all day. I was the only one that got burnt because I forgot I was the only one that really needed sunblock. And white people are so Superior how come we can't go outside? I would think a superior race could go outside once in awhile without dying or lobstering

So Sad Chump,You're Going To Have To Pay Mamdani Your Taxes, Bitch,On Your Second Home.......👏🏻

Got a sunburn today and a (kids say their age) 21 year old toddler wearing a diaper that actually looked a lot like a g-string bikini at the pool offered to rub sunblock on me. I don't where her parents were but she was left unattended and day drinking several margaritas and smoking a weed vape.

Why is #creamCheese the only thing that comes in those foil condoms? It's like literally the worst "resealable" container for any food.

Someone asked me if that was a nice cemetery bc my uncle is buried there. I said "oh yeah, people are DYING to get a spot there." Her face... 😐🙄🫤 I Swear nobody appreciates my dad jokes😂. Doesn't matter because I tell them for me, not you lol

People like to hate what they can't create. It's why you see so much projection in MAGA. Trump wants people that aren't idiots to like and respect him, and loathes that only idiots follow him because he's a racist whom they think is going to bring back slavery. Nobody really LOVES him or EVER has🤣 😁

Someone ordered this monstrosity. Since I'm the only white person at this cookout they assumed it was me. #PineappleOnPizza 🍍 PINEAPPLE DOES NOT GO ON #PIZZA And someone ate some, and it wasn't me so...

I got my rice wet by accident and had to put it in a bag of cell phones.

"WILL YOU SING AT MY FREEDOM 250 CONCERT?"

Killed my #muayThai and #BJJ classes FUCKING FINALLY. First time I was able to roll and make it through a whole session. NGL tho, I got severely tired and got my ass kicked lol. Not even ashamed. Just glad I can do it so grateful to get back. Failing every day is how you get good. I'm back!

I split my toenail during muay thai, and I've been accidentally yelling "Aahhh! Oh... sorry, I'm not crazy," in public.

I'm going to apply for the #J6traitor fund and tell them I got the high score on police beating. "I brought my sister, my mom, and my wife to the event. I guess I should have brought more than one person. Heehaawww MAGA!"

BELIEVE the VICTIMS... #Epstein #EpsteinFiles

I got a better job offer. I got rid of something/someone toxic out of my life, got test results back that were perfect, got paid for staying home today... and I have a really nice date plan for tonight. it's not even noon and it's already been a good day.

The #Epstein administration really doing a good job of keeping those gas prices down. This is the cheap gas station. One down the street is $7.97

I finally posted enough thirst trap pics for someone worthwhile to slide in my DMs🤣 Happened ONCE before and she was perfect and I ruined it 😭(shes on bsky tho & knows who she is so... Yes, you) 🍽🍜 I immediately ask to take her out to dinner. She asked for this tho: 🍤quesadillas 🥗caesar 🍆🫐🍉 So 🤷

Showed up to New MMA gym. Old one ia full of great character guys that are like brothers. But I cant train at level anymore, and its too far. I couldn't roll 😭 CKD (cramps) I work muay thai and i think it's all I can do. Hands are still lightning hammers 😍 whew... was worried they'd be gone. NOPE!

Dear White people. I'm ashamed to be associated with so many of you. And the fact that you are proud of being deplorable demons, and continue to double down to protect pedophiles, makes me think they should start testing people to see if they belong in society after the Civil War.

Had a hell of a long night last night delayed celebrating my remission with someone who just got into town. Woke up at 4:30 and worked out, unfroze my gym membership (cancer/illness). I have no excuse because Uber is like $5 lol. I can finally drive again (med suspension/seizure), and need a car now

Killed my workout this morning. First time I felt like I had enough in the tank in quite some time, which used to be unlimited before I got sick. Now with all the poison (chemo) out of my body I'm starting to feel stronger, have much more endurance, and think more clearly. Chemo brain is a thing.

My favorite grumpy old black lady is a mgr/cshr at Ralph's. She's been there so long she seen me there as a baby. She's pretty much mean to everybody but me because "you can't be mad at him; he don't know no better"🤣 But she said I'm starting to look like myself again. 🫠that's a compliment from her

🍽🍜🌶 I was told I can't eat much more meat and that I need to have salad (dr/several very close friends) I jokingly made a burger w a ton of lettuce. Added the frmrs mkt naga pickles. I ate a ghost pepper months ago 🤯 but NBD. This is a naga morich 🥵😵 I thought it was the ER for a min ngl🤣😭

#OMAD #IM 🍽🍜 #food #foodsky Join me for lunch? 🥔potato wedges well seasoned with my favorite Special Shit🌶🌶 -grated colby jack and Cotija, crema oaxaqueña, malt vinegar 🐟 halibut portions (CHEAPER!) from fishmonger -Nonpareil caper & fresh dill tartar sauce I made yesterday 🥭🍓🫐 farmers market

Keep haircut/style, or just get new head that looks better? #remission #lymphoma 13 days since complete remission. worked out every day since. I was so weak I just decided to devour I've already gained weight since. OMAD, IM, Eat clean, Train dirty. Thanks for the love everyone. It meant a lot.