SHOCKING: elite decepticon warrior, SKYWARP, as been seen flying around Detroit airspace with their skypeenor out. What could this possibly mean for our economy?

my cisgender ray...

Whoaaaaaaa

buh….. recycling’s good for the …. The environment ……

Oh hey man what’s going on don’t worry I’ve got you covered ([ in the middle of pulling a face from the bag which suspiciously looks like Runamok ]

[ silently trying to slot a “”””new”””” face onto @hot-rods.bsky.social ] don’t worry man the next one will take— uh, I mean, the next one will fit,

does anybody in this chat read Naruto

Okay I got 2 contenders for faces that are completely original, 100% I made them, ethically sourced. Where’s Roddy

Don’t worry guys. I can Make Rodimus a new face haha one second [ disappearing into his sea of filing cabinets and opening the one that says ‘FACES (LIKE NEW)’ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ’ˢ ᵍᵒᵗᵗᵃ ᵇᵉ ᵃ ᵍᵒᵒᵈ ᵒⁿᵉ ʰᵉʳᵉ ˢᵒᵐᵉʷʰᵉʳᵉ

I’m jacking it, oh! Oh! I’m wheel jacking it! I’m wheeljacki g! Ohh! Oh! Oh! I’m wheeljacking!

(( finally got him over here

temp pin its fuckin grimbo time babyeeeeeeee (written by kyo) #mvrp / #tfrp

Now Optimus. Remember. Unless you want a tiny cityspeaker running around, make sure you use one of my faaaantastical prime-sized Procreation Seals

Straight up freaking it in my lab

FATHAAAAAAAAAAAA

my scoop secret lab

(( I <3 writing wheeljack as a maniac. he tore off a starscream’s wing on The Xellsite and everybody was HORRIFIED

I think someone needs to put wheeljack down .

[ wheeljack shuffles aside— pulling a lever in his lab in the arc. Section of the flooring opens in a hexagonal pattern, one slab at a time. it’s a staircase. A long, dark staircase. he beckons you down the rabbit hole, as he trudges down. ] … you know, -—

I hope you don’t think ol’ Jacky has been sitting on his thumbs this entire time… I’ve been hard at work. If, of course, you would like me to SHOW you…

good news, everyone! i’m sending all of us to the sun!

⠀ ⠀ #TFRP // #MVRP ⠀ ⠀WRITTEN BY KYO ⠀ ⠀