The World Cup is going to be such a success

The Gathering of the Juggalos is less questionable than this lineup

Some of the characters on It's Always Sunny make better choices than these voters

My daughter has a girl in her class who speaks Q'anjob'al. When she started that was all she spoke and she had a hard time adapting and learning. What wasn't hard was making friends with my daughter and the others in class who treated her with kindness regardless of the language barrier.

Nothing like watching Garnacho ruin everything on Chelsea's left to make you pine for the days of Mudryk

I'm glad we're all talking about geese, there are too damn many of them. They're crowding parks, covering sidewalks in shit, and hissing at everyone. I don't care if they also planted a successful band in the zeitgeist.

At least the art critics at NYT are still throwing punches

As I read college hoops transfer content, no one is talking about revenue sharing caps I thought were in effect after the House settlement. Presumably, football spent their share and basketball has less, but I'm seeing big $ speculated for Bidunga, Crooks, et al. Can someone smarter than I explain?

He's gonna pass everyone (maybe not Kenny, we'll see). What an absolute legend.

Illini by a million

Blasting Jock Jams throughout the house, making sure everyone stays hyped all day for the Illini

Josh Whitman hired the only 3 coaches in the nation to win a bowl game and men's and women's tournament games in each of the last 2 seasons and he joined Illinois LawCast this season to talk about his background and how a law degree helps him make the Illini successful. 📺 youtu.be/ToyqYhPVr5A

I'm not tearing up about the Illini, you are

Maybe the cure for the loneliness epidemic is Keaton Wagler, Tomislav Ivisic, David Mirkovic, Kylan Boswell, Jake Davis, Andrej Stojakovic, Zvonimir Ivisic, and Ben Humrichous

People like to say Underwood can't coach, doesn't make adjustments every time a game goes sideways. Those folks don't know ball. Brad coached a stunner tonight.

Nothing easy in the tourney, but make your damn free throws

This. Don't waste your kill shot.

Shots not falling at the volume you want to see yet, but love the Illini changing the game plan and attacking the rim so far

On pace for 20 points total. I think that’s good for the Illini?

don't put it in the newspaper that I'm desperate

Still rock hard from this sequence

Need the refs to decide whether this is a physical game or not. They’re calling Illini and VCU both ways and robbing the game of rhythm

Big commitment to one and done

*Taps the sign*

Gotta hit it on the corner of the countertop a couple of times to loosen it first

I really appreciate checking in on CBS each year and seeing what people are watching. There are how many NCISes now? Watson is still a thing? The Sheldon-verse just keeps going, huh?

I just want Illinois to win a natty so we can start getting the home court calls Izzo gets

The vibe. Go Illini.

You're looksmaxxing? I'm painmaxxing: getting emotionally over-invested in the outcomes of my favorites sports teams' games in which they all lose. We are not the same

Make this man cry, Illini

We could have photos like this too if peole gave a shit about men raping kids in this country

If the world was just, this never would've happened. It's not even close because this isn't even national news, isn't what Dem reps are screaming from podiums, isn't held up as a gross miscarriage of everything that should be "American." Fuck ICE and everyone who stands with them.

It's cool to punch Nazis again We're so back

Republicans - Refuse to wear masks to save lives, but gleefully put them on to end lives.

Some of the most embarrassing, low-T behavior yet from these losers

Want to know why the Big Ten hasn't won a championship since 2000? It's the way refs call the game in this league. When B1G teams have a game reffed by ACC/SEC/Big 12/etc refs, they can't make sense of it

An entire wrestling crowd gets it more than Dem leadership

39-12 run to end the half for the Illini. These kids are alright.

Northwestern shooting 18% through 15 minutes is explicit content

Orange Krush kids walking around with a sign that says “Northwestern grads were in the Epstein files 576 times.”

My daughter created a club at her school called EIRN (exterminate ICE right now) where all her friends can talk about ICE and how they feel about it and help each other over recess. I can’t remember feeling so proud of anything ever before.

MIL spouted this argument over brunch at Christmas. Did not like me pointing out that Puerto Rico is part of the United States. She would also have bristled at me reminding her she is an immigrant.

These are all Black people. The regime is betting that you wont care Jamael & Trahern the way you care about Alex & Renée

Marissa, as usual, nails it

The last 2 Illini games, opposing teams have started hot. One criticism of Underwood teams is that they haven’t been able to adjust. Credit to the coaches, Crocker in particular, for making changes and getting the guys to execute. Love the way they’re playing and hope they continue with Boz out.

Jesus famously did not disrupt proceedings at a place of worship and call out religious hypocrisy

Co-sign. I finished this last year and think about it a lot right now

The government is engaged in ethnic cleansing right now, and that is the only phrase for it