I mean, I know Bubba is one of the best characters on Mama’s Family, but why is everybody talking about him all of a sudden?

This led me down a weird grammatical rabbit hole.

These bots don’t seem to pick up on sarcasm well. @grindr.bsky.social

Happy Halloween from Grindr, I guess!

Whoever this guy is, foreplay isn’t his strong suit. 😂

🏳️‍🌈 visibility on Duolingo 😍

Somehow, protests on a Saturday still garner the “Why aren’t they at work?” How many people work on a Saturday? What about all of the motherfuckers on January 6, which was a MONDAY?

I must say, the only time my Facebook algorithm was spot on: inundating my feed with posts by Sam Fricker. 🇦🇺 🤤

Out of all the Kennedy’s, this is the one that was spared from the curse?

For everyone crying around about Pride, listen. We don’t complain when Old Navy has their big spring sale. So shut the fuck up and mind your own damn business! 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️

What’s the deal with all the hot Mormons I’m seeing around town? And why aren’t they knocking on my door with their magazines?

This is what an astronaut looks like.

It feels like it’s been April Fools Day for the past two months.

When things can’t get any more embarrassing. Was Ted Nugent too busy shitting himself to attend?

The good thing about being sick is that period shortly after where I sound like Bonnie Tyler.

“Blow! Blow like you blow that trumpet!” 🎺 #EastEnders

Looks like I’m not the only one who wants to find out what’s going to happen #EastEnders

Why don’t we just drink rat poison now and get it over with? #AreWeGreatYet?

The doors that Joella has opened!

Can I get dinged on Facebook for telling a racist MF to shut the fuck up? Asking for a friend.

Why does this douchebag need lieutenants?

My brain hurts that I know people who actually think it’s a good idea to further desecrate Mount Rushmore by adding that orange piece of shit’s mugging smug motherfucking face on it.

Leave Kirk Cameron alone!! 🤣🤣

Reading about the new Little House on the Prairie, coming to Netflix.

Looks like someone is building up their resume to the future Republican senator or something.

Roses are red, some light bulbs are bright

Here’s a look at some of the important issues politicians are fighting for in North Dakota.

I found the Bible that Trump swore on (and didn’t touch) during the inauguration.

I think Kate McKinnon could totally play her on SNL.

Let me put on my big surprised face.

I just spit out my tea.

So I guess we can’t expect a William Henry Harrison cosplay.

Governors ordering flags to fly at full mast next Monday should just give Trump a handy and get it over with.

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Let’s see - I’m being sentenced for 34 felonies on Friday, I’ve nominated a bunch of unschooled idiots for my cabinet, and I owe E Jean $483 million. What can I distract the idiots with?

I kept changing my mind which Carter cartoon i should go with. Here's all three.

Breaking News: A draft House Ethics report concluded that Matt Gaetz regularly paid for sex, had sex with an underage girl and used illegal drugs. nyti.ms/3BEmG4T

They’re closing Party City?

You know that smug son of a b will probably fire him on his first day in office anyway. 😡

They have the decimal point in the wrong place.

One down.

My face every time I see the latest cabinet selection.

I guess Dr. Phil was busy.