every second a certain actress is on screen in Brave New World is unnecessary and poisonous to the experience itself

The problem with the suns’ teambuilding attempts is that by getting raked over the coals in the KD trade, not only did the Suns have no assets to build, but 29 other front offices learned they can screw the suns over in asking price.

How good would a starting five of: Tyrese Haliburton Devin Booker Mikal Bridges Cam Johnson Domantas Sabonis be in 2025? This team would play fast and have decent spacing but would struggle a lot defensively.

Let's gooooooooo Heroes played: Doctor Strange Mantis Thor Loki #marvelrivals

I'm fully divested emotionally from supporting the Suns. From now on, I'm only rooting for the big market teams to lose. In order, that's: - Lakers - Celtics - Warriors Praying for a Thunder - Cavs finals.

I don't usually ride with Scoop B, but the second sentence is pretty much exactly what I think is happening. People are taking the fact that the conversations are being had and running with it, almost intentionally to cause fractures within a desperate team.

I wonder how much belief in folks around the league is just people expecting the Suns to let KD go for pennies the way Nico did for Luka. It's this idea that "Yup they'll blow it up they have to" because they're in a shituation and the Suns FO probably doesn't have a great reputation currently.

Lmao these fucking losers lost to portland back to back

the marvel rivals experience is so stupid. I will go 2-6 in qp (2 wins are bot lobbies), queue into plat 1 competitive and win MVP. What is up with my mmr that qp hates me so much?

“Even I feel bad for Mavs fans” meanwhile me, remembering 2 straight years of stupid father memes

i'll be honest -- i have no fucking clue how some of yall have sympathy for mavs fans after the shit we went through after 2022 playoffs

my only guess is the mavs, like the suns, know that we won't have an NBA in 2030

i just really don't understand why the mavs would assemble a solid athletic team assorted with shooting, athletes, and switchable / tenacious wings around their two elite shot creators, and then trade away their best young player for an aging (yet elite) two-way player

how tf do i improve my bluesky feed? Because in the last two weeks everything has been so SAUCELESS

in my nba if you do that lame ass "swipe the arms up and draw a foul" move not only do you get called for an offensive foul you actually get punched in the face

Not against the full-on-hacking wolves. Jaden McDaniels is probably praying he’s in so he can fuck KD’s hand up specifically

I have — not one time — ever been happy that a Jeff was on my team in rivals

God dammit book get your fat fucking brick ass shoe out of the way

the whiplash between "we're getting jimmy butler" yesterday and "nobody will ever trade for bradley beal" today is killing me. can we just fucking let it happen

that's right

is it a bad thing that I can get to Plat 3 (from Gold 2) with a 44% winrate because of one good winstreak?

A couple of plays now Ryan Dunn has short rolled (think Draymond Green 4 on 3) and had Richards in the dunker spot. Both times he's opted for the floater -- 1 of 2. I think on the second one it had to be a lob to Richards, but hopefully he'll get that going soon.

i love tyus jones but once butler's on the team there's gonna be games where he's gonna play 10 minutes max because he's too small

Defense with Dunn and Richards -- even against a bad Nets team on a SEGABABA -- looks WAY more active than any of the starting minutes with Beal/Nurk starting.

And we are OVER the nazi website and fully on here. Time to curate my timeline all over again

Blasting this today for no particular reason

We are taking TERRIBLE shots with FOUR guards on the floor against a 7'6" behemoth, this is going EXACTLY how it should be going.

This team plays with so much more joy when JUSUF NURKIC ISN'T ON THE ACTIVE ROSTER

The dunkademics shirt isn’t for fashion only

after 7 years of owning ableton and failing to muster up any kind of energy and willpower to learn the thing long enough to make a full song (even a cover), i finally finished one. This shit is addicting now. www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4kU...

Guess which one i am youtu.be/smSNDBDpR64

You can change the coach, you can get rid of the massively underperforming max center, you can trade the old unathletic PG, and you can even get rid of the guy who pisses away leads (Nurk), but the absolute STANK of the Suns will still persist underneath.

minus 19 for nurk after 3 quarters in a game the suns were up 22 in the 2nd quarter. he's not been the sole reason the suns pissed away the lead but he's been a big part of it

And like that the magic is over

This is a mental toughness problem. Every time the suns get up big they think okay we can start playing sloppy now. The NBA hasn't been a "20 point lead = game over" league in a decade. The Suns shot extraordinarily well from 3 in the first half and only have a single digit lead. It's OLD.

I've been such a cynical bastard watching the suns, and for good reason, but at this moment in time i'm having fun

There's still a lot I have to see from the suns to believe the hype, but one thing that's encouraging: they actually have an offensive identity game 1 and 2 of the season. The Clippers switching everything made that less apparent game 1, but it's coming alive now.

it would be really nice if we don't eat shit against the lakers this year, here's praying

when you practice the play ingame and pull it off for the tourney winning bucketp

I'm back

I am not gonna lie i forgot about this platform. Need the apartheid emerald fraud to kill that stupid app already. Or maybe i’ll go get myself permabanned

I can’t juggle these three clone apps, i’m third-assing three things instead of whole-assing one thing

#nba Bluesky doesn't kick off until we get this post

#suns fans when james jones beats the "no depth" allegations in 48 hours flat

My ideal lineups for this season: Daily starters: Book - Beal - KD - KBD - DA Small ball: Payne - Beal - Book - KD - KBD Shooters: Book - Beal - KD - Watanabe - Eubanks or KBD Guard up: Book - Okogie - Durant - KBD - DA

alright fine I'm here fuck you Elon

Elon Musk you stank ass fucking dork I hope you are forced to work as a retail worker for a company that steals your wages you bitch ass loser

Where’s woj on bluesky, i need it cus twitter is FUCKING DOGSHIT

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