Look, I'll be honest, I thought Cheney had died maybe a solid decade ago and his name came back up because some other politician said he was a great man or whatever. I hope his grave remains fertilized.

Still need more baseball? We found a CD in our archives containing dozens of unused voice lines from MLB Slugfest 20-03 rejected by the MLB. Here's some of our favorites.

The count is now two (2) people who got that I'm dressed as Travis Touchdown for Halloween. In fairness, my hair isn't the right color nor spiky enough, I don't have a long enough belt, and I'm missing a beam katana entirely, but c'mon! I live in a college town! Where are the nerds and geeks?!

I just heard someone's ringtone be the "lose a life" jingle from Super Mario Bros. 3. I can't tell whether or not that's a sign of pessimism.

Something I'm learning as I'm trying to find people for my Pokémon project (aside from reestablishing how bad I am at this sort of thing) is that there aren't a lot of avenues available if you're looking for interested parties, even where interest should be at its most prevalent.

I'm trying to capture some B-roll footage of Project Diva Mega Mix for a short video, but OBS refuses to work with it properly. If anyone's willing to record themselves playing ten or so songs to help, I'd be more than happy to compensate you for your troubles.

Sonic Frontiers. Finished it out of spite so I'd never have to play it again.

Me, not wanting to see any boxes of Grape-Nuts:

I know I'm on the spectrum and all that, but what am I missing in terms of being able to ask people if they could cameo in a video? Am I being too polite, not polite enough, using some parlance I don't know about?

I can confirm that for a video idea I have in the works, I will need 317 guests/cameo appearances to say a line of dialogue. Any volunteers?

If history is to be believed, the sequel to A Minecraft Movie should be An Extremely Minecraft Movie.

Did not know about Hotel Barcelona containing AI content, and I will be putting it aside until (assuming the publisher is to be believed) it is removed and replaced with human-made material instead. I've spent too much time to get it refunded, unfortunately. An absolute shame.

Four bucks for one of GhM's best works is a steal any day of the week. And I beta-tested it, so you know it's... uh... hm.

So I've been sitting on Yakuza 4 for a while, but now that Kiwami 3 exists I guess I'm just gonna sit on it for longer because I'd be worried I'd lose track of the plot. Whoops!

I'm looking for recommendations for games released this year. Cheap to free, has at least something novel whether it be in terms of gameplay or presentation. Preference goes to shorter games, or ones that can be played while listening to a podcast or something similar.

So either Danganronpa 2X2 becomes my new favorite in the series (Gundham lives while maintaining his characteristics) or my new least favorite (he falls victim to character assassination).

...killer7 on Switch?

Do I know anyone better at Excel or a similar data-grouping application than I am? I'm trying to make some pie charts, and have burned every attempt thus far.

Not my stupid ass seeing Hatsune Miku trending and assuming she either got cancelled or somehow died. (Happy birthday to the second-best Vocaloid.)

April 25th, 1974: Steely Dan releases "Rikki Don't Lose That Number" April 26th, 1974: Steely Dan releases "Jesus Rikki What Did I Literally Just Tell You"

I can't tell if this deck is on a sauce I can't even fathom, or if my opponent just lost a bet.

I say, don't you know You say, you don't know I say Take me out to the ball game

I wish I was more excited for Silksong, but it's been so long since I played the original that I feel like I'd be thrown around like a bug-sized rag doll if I tried it immediately. There's also the inevitable "does it feel complete" question that'll come with comparisons to the original.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFKE... I've just uploaded my first YouTube video in over a decade. It is imperfect, argues for something very few people will agree with, and isn't long enough to be something one puts on in the background, but I made it and it's done.

I know everyone's been taking the piss out of that In Stars and Time review, and in a sense I can understand why. The "stain" achievement in and of itself is kind of a silly way of looking at things. But I don't think people should be making fun because of a forced death/game over.

I think one way to fix young men is to show them The Sega Dreamcast

I started void/stasis last night. You need to play void/stasis.

I've noticed that almost every single review of Donkey Kong Bananza reads like "a Mario game without Mario in it." In other words, not a Donkey Kong game. Yeah, I'm still bitter about it! I've seen the spoilers, it didn't change my mind!

Continuing my disdain for Bananza: the Donkey Kong series is now risking losing its identity and becoming purely a "Mario spin-off" in a manner akin to the Yoshi games. Making Pauline a major character was the first step; I hesitate to consider the next.

I know it's gauche to repost one's own posts, but this is the funniest thing I've made in years and I'm genuinely upset no one liked it.

Does anyone remember Crazy Loop? It feels like his song was everywhere on the Internet for maybe a year and a half, and then it just disappeared into the ether.

Everybody's poopin' their brand new pants now (C'mon, baby, do the bowel motion)

Alright, finally finished Yakuza 3, and... Why does everyone like Mine so much, exactly?

Sharing this here to get the word farther

I have said it before, and I will say it again: while I like Juneteenth as a holiday, it needs a better name. There are seven days in June that could have"teenth" as a suffix. If you want to make it a week-long celebration instead, I'm all for it. Otherwise, it's misleading at best.

I can't believe I hadn't thought to ask this, but can anyone tell me how No More Heroes III runs on the Switch 2? I imagine the framerate's a little smoother, but I'm curious about any other noticeable changes.

This is SHOCKINGLY relevant to today's post on Thirty Songs of June.

There is a non-zero possibility this Donkey Kong Bananza Direct will make me do a complete 180 and think it's going to be a good direction for the big ape. But there is also a very high possibility it will make me want to punch a hole in my wall. Do I know any drywall specialists?

Golden delicious apples are neither golden nor delicious. Discuss.

I love killer7. I hate killer7. I am apathetic towards killer7. Play it. Play it again with a guide. Play it a third time with someone else. Please.

"My name is Greta Thunberg and I am from Sweden. If you see this video, we have been intercepted and kidnapped in international waters by the Israeli occupational forces, or forces that support Israel."

I do not have high hopes for Persona 4 Revival. I don't trust Atlus to make purposeful changes in terms of its lesser characters (primarily in terms of homophobia), the plot twist is pretty well-known by now, and they'll probably take out the "meat dimension" line just to spite me. Hope I'm wrong!

a kid with lesbian parents will have to call one mom "mother" and the 2nd mom "earthbound"

Is there a lot of flack for Mario Kart World taking three of its tracks from 8 (including retro tracks that were in it), as well as two of its new tracks being used twice in the Grand Prix mode? I don't want to say it looks lazy, but it does suggest a lack of imagination.

Can anyone good at anagrams make something out of: ISADEADMA That's "Romeo is a Dead Man" without the letters that spell "No More." I swear there's something here.

Switch 2 owners: please let me know how Fast Fusion is! It's the one game I'm sad I won't be able to play.

WHAT DO YOU MEEEEEEEEEEEEAN. (I need to watch the trailer proper, but Rhythm Heaven Groove now has competition.)

WHAT DO YOU MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAN.