If they don't already, they should mic up toddler games. Ages 3-5, I think it would be comical. This, is my 18y/o dtr 🫠

New haul... #Booksky

Happy Black History month ✊🏿

1,079 days remaining in this current presidency.

I never stand for the national anthem.

What an intense, hot-flashy day 🙄

I grew up on the West Coast. Southern Cali to be exact..it never snowed.

Ngl, I'm sad the snow has just about melted

Kendrick won 26 🏆's tonight.

I wonder if these are the original Jabbawockeez 🤨

😏 #Booksky

I'm considering a minion ear piercing

Going to the library makes me so happy these days

I feel like I've done 100 things...it's only 10:30 AM

I don't have the patience to teach anyone play spades....I'm ready to get these books

Power went out for a split second & I got spooked 😩 c'mon TX

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Someone said the "Big Beautiful Obituary" is coming & I don't think I'll ever recover from that statement 😭🤣🤏🏿

Introduce yourself with five facts! I am a: 1. Oregonian raised in Southern Cali 2. Mother 3. Wife 4. 2nd year doctoral student 5. WOMAN THAT WILL GET MY CATERING COMPANY UP & RUNNING 2026‼️

I'mma tell Verizon that I was waiting for the call to get my kidney transplant & missed it due to their national outage today.

So Verizon, u just not gon come back up? Ight cool

Definitely starting to not care for Toya #M2M

Verizon is down nation wide...thought my shit was tripping 🙄 I'm gonna enjoy this

To have my stress eaten away rn would be…

His & Hers on Netflix is AH-MAZING

Happy Monday 🌬🧘🏿‍♀️

When I was a PO...I would h8 for my clients to be ingratiating 🙄 I find myself doing it to people now, simply because I'm bored or, I think they're ignorant 🤣

Lay your headddddddddd on my titties

If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula.

Why tf are they making a Little House on the Prairie reboot.

🍨 & 📚...Happy Sunday

Me waiting for you to check out the sale on my page 👀 ko-fi.com/jumpyjellybe...

It's Friday, do not doomscrolling your way into the weekend. Put the phone down.

For the most part, I feel like being a parent is the most thankless job on the planet.

Ik this sounds crazy asf but I want a monkey so bad & my family is like....they're just so adorable 😞

Message of the century 📬

for your peace of mind do not try to understand everything & everyone

Just made beef chilli & didn't use a seasoning packet. Absolute elevation of flavors 🤌🏿

Just trying to wrap my head around an application that allows you to gamble on war crimes and international regime change.

I remember most Friday's, you couldn't pay me to stay in the house. Now, I'm reading a book @ 10...content asf 🧘🏿‍♀️

I want a monkey.

I'm at the stage now where you asking me what I'm wearing is annoying 😑 bitch, just get dressed

I feel like my taste is so expensive, yet my pockets don't balance

Weak thinking leads to weak living.

This is how you do it folks

Do y'all live by a Coco Shrimp? Go get u some if you do 🤤

Ik it's a lot of pressure but, I think I'd make a great warden.

What are you doing for NYE?

Y'all want some?

Fresh, kiwi juice is top tier. Idk why it's typically mixed w/🍓. I added pineapple, orange, ginger & tumeric 🤤