Ate an Gummy and. Half before clocking in

What song was that little punk girl dancing like that to in the Apple Store

I’m looking at the Bluesky henny

Pee smells like as pear a gus

Tifa has many daughters .

Got a Grindr notification that said “all the way down your throat” when I was showing my coworker something ooooo

Just remembered I left a good total of 1938392 hate comments on peoples Reddit posts about their poor tastes Seated for Checking out the polls

I don’t understand the implications of this but yuuuppp

There are ijbols everywhere you look if you look hard enough

pray 🙏🏻 dirty house 🏚 educated 📚 hoe 🚂 employed 💰 broke ☹️ clean pussy 🤤 stank pussy🤢 loyal 💍 5 kids🤰 faithful 👼🏼 cheater 😈

Opening night I remember all the lines

the way she escaped into our boy rats' cage, got pregnant and is in labor right now.... MOTHER.

The act of ‘dipping the scene’ after someone cracks a real foul joke is not to be fuckdd with fellas… It makes the ijbol that much better

Nobody understands washing dishes like I do… every lingering fragment of food, every microbe of bacteria, the swishes of soap… the sparkle and shine. I’ll work any and every dirty glass’s puss out

We been beefing with this hoe for weeks he’s about dumb as a box of rocks and fully screams at us as we walk by

Hi blue sky

Mom took my redbull

Awake

Who has a boyfriend I can reply to their selfie with the NO BREAKS🚫🛑 NO FUCKING BREAKS🙅🏽🛑 OHHHH YEAH. YEAH GO AHEAD AND SPANK IT SPANK IT REAL HARD HIT THE OTHER ONE YEAAAHTHATS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUt OHHH YEAHOOOOOOHHHH YEAHWHAT DID I SAY NO BREAKS?NEXT TIME U DO THAT IM GETTING THE FUCK UP text post

I’m a first time victim of queer baiting.

Woofed a 39 year old

NO BREAKS🚫🛑 NO FUCKING BREAKS🙅🏽🛑 OHHHH YEAH😩😜. YEAH GO AHEAD AND SPANK IT 💥😳SPANK IT REAL HARD🤪💢 HIT THE OTHER ONE 🤤😤YEAAAH😝😩 THATS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT🗣😍 OHHH YEAH💯😌OOOOOOHHHH YEAH🤤😛WHAT DID I SAY NO BREAKS?🤬😒NEXT TIME U DO THAT 😪😡IM GETTING THE FUCK UP

This is fryint me

Do you ever just think after being slightly not mean to a white woman with dreads That you made a mistake? I’m feeling regretful

New 7 dollar tooth brush with medium soft bristles already crumbling ooo

Chilly the Category is pop bible

YOU KNOW YOU WANT IT!!!

Category is: Pop bibles

Normal people scare me

Big dog thoughts this morning. I really like big-bellied woofers 🥴🥴

Anyone wanna hit my pen?

People who upgrade their computer are greedy as hell

Girl you ever listen to music like Tf??

It’s all shade to smokers; As a vaper.,. you are NOT allowed to open mouth cough… No you may not, despite previous developments. Nooo you can’t. You’re good on that.