hi

writing smut is a constant battle of rereading it while youre not horny and going this sucks, then rereading it AGAIN when you are and going holy shit i should be a bestselling author

wakes up in a cold sweat. i NEED to draw v1nest4ff getting it.

i need to get better at writing smut cuz i keep thinking about b00mbox in various situations and then cant draw it for whatever reason but writing pisses me off

grrgugrrgghg bbomboc #phrotting #phucking

is it gay to fuck your alternate universe dead-god-eating self (i know what you are)

that damn elevator gets a sick kick outta this shit i gottaaa draw more of these 3 because it was genuinely so funny to think about. wouldve drawn more but my wrist is fuuuucked lmAO #phucking #phrotting (i would tag the other 2 but i dont know their nsfw tags!! if u do id like 2 know ty)

oh yeah! I made a strawpage for this account, if you'd like to request me to draw anything :3 xeno-overlord.straw.page

i bet he smells good. ssniffff

sighhhhh... the things I think would be hot does not align with the sexual headcanons I have for the characters and it's a struggle and a half to convince my brain to let it just happen for the sake of being hot

i neeeeed to draw more phucking stuff those freaks live in my brain too much to not do something about ittt. ruaghrughraghr

save me tr4fficb0x. save me. this is so hastily drawn but god damn im so normal #phucking

god i love these two . i need to draw them more holy shit

takes a long drag of my cigarette. I need to suck his titties.

hes so fucking cute im gonna lose it #phucking

oh dear god that was ALMOST misposting smthn to my main. holy fuck

oh yeah! I made a strawpage for this account, if you'd like to request me to draw anything :3 xeno-overlord.straw.page

GRGGRUAHGHHUGA. GRHRRUHGR. FROTHS AT THE MOUTH. #phucking

i need him so bad it went past the need to draw porn and became the need to figure out dimensional travel to obliterate that fictional man's pelvis

WHY CANT I BE A PORN WITHOUT PLOT GUY WHY IS THIS THE HELL I LIVE IN. JUST TAKE OFF HIS PANTS !!!!!!!!

CALL HIM A SPEAKER THE .THE WAY THAT. SUB BE..WOOFIN ?? #phucking

meddy get your wife before i do #phucking swap au :thumbsup:

HOLD ON I FORGOT HOW LABELS WORK

mmmm. I gotta draw more tentacle stuff it's been too long :/

born to fuck that weird horned guy silly style forced to canonically agender and sexless species

they never teach you the warnings about thinking about the characters having sex before you sleep <- they keep passing out before they can jack off to it

the guys ever

SMACKS FIST ON DESK. I need him PREGNANT.

voice of a guy who really wants to fuck elliot: i should work at a pizza place living vicariously thru two i guess #nsfw

happy 6/9 btw

i fuckin hate this guy (i need them so bad it makes me look stupid)

so tired of "large dick" fics that i find One with a penis of average or small size and i pop fucking bottles. BRING OUT THE GOOD WINE

lately the late night horrors have been getting interrupted by finding images of my blorbos from my games standing around all seductively and then mentally screaming as loud as i fucking can "I NEED TO RAIL HIM" . the late night depression is no match for blorbo boner. anyway

just saw a fanfic writer refer to a little pubic hair (that they described as "a small patch of slightly long hair") as "rainforest pussy". bro

I NEED TO BE PUT DOWN. <- THINKIG ABOUT THAT FUCKING PIZZABOY

whats with the ventilation in here man #nsfw

im fucking the cube or whatever that guy said #jsabnsfw #nsfw #art

how the fuck do you write smut

make that bug purr sighs. puts my head in my hands. i need to obliterate pest's cervix. thats it goodbye #NSFW

HOT DANGEROUS WOMAN AWOOGA #nsfw

toxic yuri got a bitch learning to write smut despite never writing smut before

i hate them i need them railed NAOW. #nsfw #oc

mrrmrmmrmr. been weirdly strapped for ideas. any particular ocs you guys would like to see me draw?

too many characters that I wanna draw naked. help

god i need to get less afraid of drawing things. for like 2 years i didnt give ocs balls because i was afraid it would look weird. i nearly had a panic attack giving someone my ocs for commissions because i was like. oh god theyre gonna judge how i draw pussy. I NEED TO GET BETTER AT DRAWING SEX.

I NEED TO GET THAT TWINK PREGNANT

i cannot explain myself. i look at gumshoe, i go "wow, big buff transman" and then i spend at least 30 minutes thinking about him in various precarious sexual situations. put me down like the dog i am. ..im out of practice drawing humans. a.and bondage. im working on it #nsfw #aceattorney

theres a special kind of insane that happens when you start looking at your own oc and going "i NEED to fuck that guy"

lingerie 💛🐙🐙 #nsfw #splatnsfw

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