Apologies to my Bears supporting Tottenham friends, but FUCK THE BEARS! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA Shove that cheese grater up your ass, Caleb!

Thomas Frank today: “I think you all saw the game today, we could easily have won this one 2-1." We were objectively and subjectively the worse of the two sides. Was he actually at the match?

SELL THE CLUB

Another T.F. special. Tepid Football

This is great, but who is Scott Adams and what's a "dilbert"?

Screw you buddy!

Sunday night brings us the worst NFL game of the weekend. The game has been boooooooring.

I'd like to take this opportunity to formally tell Matt Lafleur to eat a turd. Maybe he and Thomas Frank can move to Antarctica together for the next 30 years.

I deleted my Twitter account over 2 years ago and have zero regrets. Fuck that place, fuck those people, and fuck you if you're still contributing to the financial success of a Nazi.

Too much time?

I suppose now playing the kids has become more of an option. #coys

Which offense was worse? Frank drinking from the Gooner Goblet or Ange underestimating the importance of us losing to Man City to scorn the Gooners?

"I'm not putting a dime in that goddamn Ange jar."

Thomas Frank eats pizza with a knife and fork.

I hope Thomas Frank gets gout.

49ers got absolutely worked tonight. Never looked like threatening. Seattle had their number.

In case any of you needed permission.

Happy New Year from Southern California! May your year be filled with good health, prosperity and nothing but Tottenham Hotspur Football Club victories. And remember, two out of three ain't bad!

Today in "An Allegory of the Times"

There are some overachievers on this list, let me tell you.

"Now, you might be asking yourself the question as to why Matt Law, an accredited sports journalist, is putting wholly unsubstantiated gossip in a major English newspaper, and that’s a great question which I will direct attention to and never talk about again, because look at that rumor!"

I have a feeling Cuti will get an extra match added to his ban for his words to the referee and the 4th official.

For the last fucking time: #LEVYOUT

Sooooo, with the straight red, Xavi will miss the next three against Palace, Brentford and Sunderland. Do I have that right?

Good news for fans of TF: now we get to play back and hoof it forward like he prefers.

I'd want that given our way for sure.

As a neutral, that was fun.

From someone who aspires to visit the stadium someday, what's everyone's go to Chick-King order? I like to come prepared.

As an American who has never even held a cricket ball, I'm thinking getting hit in the twig and berries by one of those is not a good time.

I'm not watching the world cup draw, but the Bluesky play by play is absolute gold.

There are only two types of politicians: the super wealthy, and those who wish to join them.

Somebody check the referees' bank accounts. That's fucking criminal.

"Clear and obvious error" my fucking arse.

This attack is more flaccid than a 107 year old's penis.

At the gym, watching on my phone. Highly recommend. If you get angry, you just throw some weight around.

At the point in the day where I realize I support a club that hired a manager that I am slowly growing to dislike, that even he needs time to build something, and that even if we did fire him there's no good option to take his place. COYS!

It it wasn't Poch and it wasn't Jose and it wasn't Nuno and it wasn't Conte and it wasn't Ange and it wasn't Levy and it isn't Frank what's left? #EINCOUT

I feel like we are headed to the answer to which we prefer: Finishing 17th with a trophy or finishing 17th without one.

Me checking on COYSky.

We did not go down like a bunch of muppets. We showed life and fight. I will take that as progress.

Could have used that 20 minutes ago.

For a minute, I thought I was on the hell site.

Time for that Vicario hat trick!

A little lucky, but he kept his head and finished nicely. I like this young man!

We need to bring on Lucas Mora.

Oof

Defensive tip: put a man on that guy.