Glad I woke up at 2am to watch this match. Can't believe Novak is still so fucking Novak at 40 years old. Can't believe Carlos has a Career Slam at 22 years old, that's fucking nuts.

Well this feels fake

Sam encouraged me to watch Pluribus and honestly? Kinda on the side of the Plubs.

Secret passageway ass lookin building

Every friend group should have a medical doctor

So my entire old team just got Surprise Fired. My team, my boss, his boss, *his* boss.... I switched teams like 3 months ago and Am Safe... Cool... I....guess. I mean, yes cool.... But still....

Absolutely love this piece

make stuff because it rules and you'll explode if you don't

My daughter's first self portrait

I realize my job feels exceptionally more charming if I stop thinking of myself as "an embedded firmware engineer of NPU microprocessors" and instead think of myself as "a watchmaker"

I think we may be buying a house and I hate every moment of this process

I like this idea, but "transcendence" seems a bit vague. Worthwhile exercise to define one's own delights though, I imagine.

I feel like there is a part of me that would make a good priest, were I a faithful person.

I think Goodreads just called me "chaotic hipster"....

If my daughter could piss in under 45 minutes, that would be great.

The newest character in our house is "Slam Body Jack". She's like Regular Jack, but she will surprise Body Slam you.

How is there more??? Why does it matter if the name isn't a pseudonym????? What the FUCK is a Family Core?????????

It's just so fucking good 😭

Me, at the tree lighting event by the library, admiring the giant snow flake ornamentation. Jack: "Coniferous Tree have a white asterisks on it!" Me: "you're exactly right, dear" Omg I'm turning her into a weirdo already 😭

I miss playing D&D so much. I haven't done any roleplaying in years and I would do some rash things to be a part of a persistent campaign again.

It was cute at first but my daughter genuinely does seem to just love fire...

Curious phenomenon: this book I'm reading is titled a "history of clothing" and it's just.... Not that? The last 10% of the book I've gone through is all about union busting and toxic chemical use. This isn't a history of *clothing*, it's a history of industrial textile production....

Elation at my daughter figuring out how to blow her nose immediately gives way to distress that her new favorite toy appears to be "tissues covered in mucus"

"in 1913 the average women's dresses took 19 yards of fabric. By 1928 the average dress took less than 7. Manufacturers understood that encouraging styles that took less fabric meant goods that were less expensive to produce" Unsurprising but still interesting

Quiet post Thanksgiving morning 🥰

I told Jack that today was a holiday and now she thinks we're going to go Trick-Or-Treating tonight...

Me, reviewing my teammate's new feature, after taking psychic damage all week from working for a huge social media company: "This code isn't very... Disco"

Manager: "William, can I ask you a personal question? When you were traveling for NHO, I thought you submitted duplicate expense reports... But you just ate at the same place and ordered the same meal 5 days in a row? Why??" It's called autism, Tommy.

I was yesterday years old when I learned I, apparently, don't know what a back handed compliment is.

PNW Skies are fun

This puzzle is really Doing It for me

I love the early morning when it's dark out, all the girls are still asleep, and I get to sit by the fireplace and read while listening to the rain outside.

This is art.

I. Don't. Understand.

Can you be a Himbo by being sweet and dumb, or do you have to be buff too?

I *am* good at socializing

Sam: *blows out smoke* Sam: "Everyone thinks Makima is this Dommy Mommy woof woof woof, but she's actually a total girl failure cringe lord fem-cel"

This podcast on teaching children reading is making me So Mad! !!!

Someone please play this game with me, I want to talk about story theories 😭

Me: "and who's this one??" Jack: "That's Osomatsu Nii-san!" She even gets the honorific right 😭😭😭 so proud

Guy at work: "you're so much more talkative in 1:1s!" Man brother, I cannot articulate the social penalty I incur the moment there are more than 4 people in a room. I'm actually an extroverted person, I swear, I just need to hang out with people individually. Wish this practice was more common.

Sam telling me about this Chainsaw Man movie and lmao

Love the little illustrations in this book

I hate that I have a sweet tooth, respectfully. I always assumed it would change as I got older, but it never did. I just love candy. Unfortunately, my digestive system can't keep up like it could when I was a teenager and now "over indulging in Halloween candy" means "guaranteed tummy ache"

Fucking up my sleep schedule to watch Faker threepeat 🥹🙏

Just rolled credits on Blue Prince and sort of expected it to be longer and then I discovered.... (This game is fantastic)

Being yelled at by my daughter because I won't let her go out. How is she 16 already?

please watch movies and read books and play games and look at art, please view it with your own eyes through a lens you made yourself and not just through video essayists and ending explained videos please im begging you

Planet... Box? Earth....... Crate? Paint.... Shipment? This game is hard.....

There is a point in the year, as autumn turns to winter, that seems to just fuck my commute up and back roads become faster than the freeway. Pretty lame ngl