Dear Garber and MLS: Kindly gargle some balls.

NEW UPDATE!!!! many rich people in other cities would like to pick up an MLS team without having to pay a massive expansion fee. Current owners prefer the club stay in Vancouver. Oh ok, so exactly the same as the situation has always been.

MLS should fuck off.

Mike's had bad food takes for years. Scrambled eggs at home are so satisfying.

Chelsea and Man City in the FA Cup final. No other English clubs have systematically ignored, bent or broken the rules like both have done. In terms of trophies won, no other English clubs have been as successful over the past decade and a half either. The moral of the story - is that there is none.

"Chelsea players want new manager to be big character who can command respect" is one of the funniest headlines here. This is either from the players who resent the player power of Enzo Fernández, etc. Or it's from Fernández, etc, and it's the stupidest shit. "We're assholes".

Lalas dick-riding FIFA won't surprise anyone. Gotta get in line for that Trump appointment. Ambassador to Switzerland. Special Envoy to Mar-a-Lago.

Is anything a scandal anymore?

Where's the red track???

What's an envoy?

If you're anywhere in Canada & think that Smith's attempt to gerrymander Alberta's ridings doesn't effect you, think again If Canadians let Smith get away with this, then Moe, Ford, any premier or prime minister can manipulate the ridings to hang onto power It must be stopped #cdnpoli 🇨🇦 #ableg

On my list to get!

UK friends, get in on this! Tom is a wonderful writer who works through the small wonders of the world and human nature.

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Members of the Palestine FA have been denied visas to enter Canada for the pre-World Cup FIFA Congress on April 30 in Vancouver. These meetings of FIFA's member associations are the main platform the Palestinian FA use to officially raise the issue of illegal Israeli settlement clubs.

And is playing well in a bonkers game.

Our @tssrovers.bsky.social seasons tickets were delivered today. If anyone wants to join us for the home opener, drop me a line and I’ll comp you a ticket. April 22 v Langley at Swangard. Bad blood night.

This is ridiculous. You can't ignore that the keeper is there. And Romero is fully within his rights to shield the ball. "Maybe he pushes him a little to be able to see the ball." Fuck that. That doesn't give forwards the right to push them.

Can Ken Sim please fuck off with his stupid shit?

Maybe, and I'm just spitballing here, Gen X was never defined by Pitchfork and slacker culture. For every Radiohead fan there are a five Alan Jackson fans.

The dude couldn't negotiate ordering fvcking DONUTS and he was apparently our admin's first choice to send to Pakistan to negotiate with Iran

I'm not a stats nerd, is this good.

Pacific give up Supra's first CanPL goal. Really simple play, pretty poor defending, with a touch of bad luck. Pacific have created a few chances, but just one good one.

What the fuck does "downwardly mobile gentrifiers" mean? I ducked away from the gentrification discourse a while ago and now don't know what people are talking about.

I'm one of those trans women. I worked ground ops for Artemis I. I am torn between celebrating the success of my friends and peers and grieving how my dream of working for NASA was shattered by hateful assholes in Tallahassee

I will admit to not knowing why Israel is bombing Lebanon.

Elbridge Colby? That is a laughable name. And an equally laughable face. That's the face of a dumb-as-shit baddie in a bad 80s movie.

My dog loves a complex cerebral thriller.

Is the whole thing (I mean the entire Presidency and all that goes with it) a fucking grift? Yes, yes it is. Sorry so many people had to die, but assholes wanted to get richer.

What happened after Jesus was resurrected? Friday he dies and goes into a cave, Monday he's up and at 'em. Then what?

Conference politics and, I guess dynamics and support? is such a weird thing to me.

Operation Watch Old Movies With My Kids has failed this evening. The Goonies is not good.

First BCPL game of the season in the books. @tssrovers.bsky.social beat Burnaby FC 1-0 in women's division action. Claire Ye with the 3rd minute winner. The men kick off at Burnaby Lake at 8.30pm. We'll have match photos from both games up on AFTN's Flickr tomorrow.

These were the ticket price estimates in the bid book from the United 2026 committee. (And it’s FIFA, the world body that has set them at these prices we are seeing today). Regular World Cup final seats now going at multiples of prices projected for luxury boxes.

Buchanan was fine but Chelsea were chasing the game and needed more attacking focus. Smith was not great defending but occasionally looked dangerous in attack. #CanWNT #CanXNT

McCabe is going to get a ban for that hair pull.

Cue Chelsea's two best chances all game, both off the post...

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North American soccer did it to me again! Fool me a gazillion times, shame on me. When the fuck does this game kick off?

Their Euro win was electric. What an odd team.

You belong here 🏳️‍⚧️

"After what happened to Lopategui? Are you kidding?"

I thought the media all agreed that journalists shouldn't dick-ride their subjects after the RFK Jr / Nunzi thing.

Totally agree. I think it's because they have few fans, and they are universally despised, but not rivalry despised.

My son’s final game of a soccer tournament this morning was cancelled this morning because of increasing ICE activity in Nashville. I cannot wait for all the people that caused this to be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law.

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Nothing. There is nothing anyone needs to know about this.