MLS and its teams are shitty. They are the NFL of soccer.

@futi.live Is this only for MLS?

A Britishism I've heard a few times recently that I won't stand for is headering the ball. Players head the ball, resulting in a header. There is no headering.

Is this odd position based on anything? This is odd.

It's Drone-gate v. 2.0!

They're all good ponies, Brett.

Hey nerd, fuck off!

Lots more in the actual docs but they didn’t add depth on many of the questions asked (@shireenahmed.bsky.social, for example, asked a question about gender parity in the agreement, which wasn’t really answered, not to mention they later sidestepped a question on the women’s Canadian Championship).

I appreciate this from Josh, but I don't actually get any info from any of the answers. Do they ever do technical briefings, or is that too much to expect?

I was told that media couldn't do this because they'd be sued. Turns out they can.

I see that they did not.

Did Vancouver FC make their comeback? #Concacaf

It's dancing, what else are you scoring it on? Inches jumped above ice? Successful twirls? "With an aggregate 176 inches in elevation and 76.5 twirls, the skater from China leads the pack."

is the big story in the Premier League right now just "no one can control games except arguably the greatest defensive team in the history of the EPL, which sort of can"

I love when stories have escape velocity. I am paying zero attention to the Olympics, but I know a ski shooter guy had an affair and ski jumpers might be injecting things in their penises.

Real "Don't threaten us with a good time" vibes from Fox News here.

Game's gone, mate.

I don't know what the Whipple Building is but I fully support this.

In Canada: nowhere

AI is making people stupider.

As part of Aurora's fundraising for the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota, 15% of gear from our "Community Collection" will go directly to ICLM. Now available online (and also during this weekend's Warehouse Sale!) shops.mnaurora.com

Latest on his "Where Else Will I Struggle To Perform At Club Level?" Tour.

There once was this 9 year old kid…. So happy for Kian Proctor. 3 seasons as a senior Rover and all the Academy and Jr Rover club work and now a full professional. With his debut for VFC vs Cruz Azul. Just the beginning is my guess

If I were Sean Young I would leave too. Merriman has mismanaged him for two years now. At one point looked like he could have been the Canadian Busquets, a new Atiba Hutchinson.

There it is

The highest MLS game xG we've got is Vancouver 5.65 xG in a 7-0 win v Philadelphia. NWSL: San Diego 4.96 in a 4-0 win v Gotham USLS: Carolina 4.02 in a 4-0 win v Lexington USLC: Hartford 6.59 in a 3-0 win v Loudoun USL1: Chattanooga 5.49 3-2 win v NC MLSNP: Revs 2 4.83 5-1 win v Atlanta

What's the highest single-game xG you've seen, nerds. @americansocceranalysis.com @johnspacemuller.com @rwohan.bsky.social @harrisoncrow.bsky.social @drewolsen.fun Barcelona put up 6.24 - 6.52 today against Elche. Bonkers game, they really struggled to score.

The World Cup is fucking up local soccer, well done everyone!

The best part about community facebook groups is knowing that no matter what is happening, someone will always post the same thing an hour later as if it's news. Thanks, Darren, for sharing the same thing five other people already shared.

Just discovered that I share a birthday with Eusebio. So, watch this space for wild highlights from my Masters soccer as I settle into this new identity.

Can’t believe MLS hasn’t called up David Guetta for a benefit supporting Minnesota

If Americans think Jonathan Liew is too out there, wait until they discover Barney Ronay.

Woof. What an album this is.

It is seemingly very difficult for American security forces to not shoot people. You'd think they'd work on that.

I was still feeling really low & a couple friends at BH said, "but we're winning." "Yeah, I know, but it doesn't feel like it." And he just said again "no, we're winning." And that reminder did start to turn me around. Every punch we take on the chin makes them weaker.

UEFA should boycott over Greenland. CONMEBOL should boycott over Venezuela. CAF should boycott over USAID cuts. Everyone should boycott because of ICE. No one should come to the U.S. under Trump.

A German soccer federation executive committee member says it's time to consider a World Cup boycott because of the actions of U.S. President Donald Trump.

What the fuck is with the conservative obsession with pipelines?

I just had two small tomatoes on a fried egg sandwich, tomatoes that I grew, then picked in early October. They're longkeeper tomatoes, from Catalunya. They've been in a box in my office for 3 1/2 months. And still juicy and lively.

mad king moment from the PBS Newshour correspondent

Ultimately the way ice will be abolished should it happen will not be by zeroing out its funding it will be by transferring responsibility for internal enforcement (and associated budget) to a different department where it will sit along other investigative agencies and not other border agencies.

2025-26 Goal involvements (Goals+Assists) all comps: 13 Trossard (7+6) 11 Saka (7+4) 10 Martinelli (9+1), Rice (4+6) 9 Gyökeres (8+1) 8 Eze, Merino (5+3) 7 Gabriel, Zubimendi (4+3) 6 Timber (3+3) 5 Madueke (3+2), Ødegaard (1+4) 4 Calafiori (1+3), Lewis-Skelly (0+4) 2 Jesus, White (1+1)

The fucking balls on this guy to state that. Mbappé is such an idiot.

@nonoshabubu.bsky.social @loodu.bsky.social Tonkotsu, muthafuckas!

How to pronounce Liam Rosenior, from the man himself: www.facebook.com/watch/?v=140...

It wasn't good, from either side. Probably much to do with bad weather and 8 matches in 24 days.

Dear Premier League teams: please stop raiding Spanish teams then fucking up the players.

Talking about better training has to be the weakest fucking response to an agent of the state murdering someone and the administration smearing the dead woman as a domestic terrorist

Burnley playing a 3-4-2-1 and currently beating ManU is top-level trolling, well done.

Or more likely set for a small move to a smaller team, no?