"Daddy, are you sure it's supposed to rain today? Doesn't look like it." "Buddy-boy, which one of us has a phone with a weather app, and which one of us has a phone that only calls Bluey, hmmm? Let's just wait for 20 more cars... errr, minutes to pass and if it's still dry, I'll just use the hose."

Naptime was when you accepted that The Regression Clinic was real and not just a prank, after suddenly blacking out at your wedding rehearsal. Poor lil’ baby, this was always your intended place in the family. Soon, you’ll make the cutest lil' ring-bearer at the REAL wedding for your new “parents.”

"I know the transition into 24/7 babyhood isn't easy, but you’ve just got to accept that once I put you into the crib, that’s where you belong until I come back… even if you’ve severely “pooh”ed your Pampers. I'm going to sleep late tomorrow, but I trust you won't go anywhere... except your diaper."

Being the backup driver for the Disney/Huggies sponsored NASCAR team seems like a great career move, until touring your new living quarters and being "suited up" for your first day of (un)training camp. Once the coaches are done, you'll make the perfect spokesman for their exciting new product line!

Your partner sleeps around because you're "never in the mood” “He isn’t romantic in the bedroom" (You only sleep in the nursery) “There’s never a bulge in his pants" (Thick diapers/small chastity cage) “He refuses my sexual offers" (Because you only get to listen) “He's seeing someone else" (Eeyore)

"Thanks for noticing me."

"Daddy, this isn't what I meant when I asked if this costume came with matching bottoms!" "Oh, it does! But you'll need to use your spider-senses to figure out exactly where I dropped them off yesterday. That, or you'll just have to ask at every house - because we're not coming back without them!"

"The only way your getting the keys to that dress, or your cage, is by trading them for a pumpkin full of candy, so you'd better get out there and start ringing those doorbells, lil' Miss Mouse."

Thanks, I hate it.

Left unsupervised, I can be a little stinker sometimes (no, not in that way... well, right now anyhow.) I'm just using this photo from an old story that's too long to post that I've decided to start a side account for anything outside my main photo/caption content: @pudgeafterdark.bsky.social

If you've got a huffy lil' caged cuck on your hands, keep them busy for 20 minutes by telling them if just sit quietly for a full episode of Mickey Mouse Funhouse and get to "The Wiggle-Giggle Song" at the end, they'll have a "whole song" worth of tummy-time to get their wiggles-giggles out!

The adults tell everyone you're "really into trains." 🚂 Un-Potty-Training 🚂 Trained to carry a stuffed buddy everywhere. 🚂 Trained to only speak when spoken to. 🚂 Trained to "open the station gate" for the spoon in your highchair. 🚂 Training for pacifier-dependency (currently in progress.)

If you follow my Tumblr, you're likely aware of the 'Nursery PSA' screens that run on my nursery TV, but here are a few Locktober-adjacent ones for anyone new. Some are better than others and I need to get back to them, but there are 100 currently available. drive.google.com/drive/folder...

"We're reached my soggy explorer's "favorite" bench on the walking trail, so I'm going to need a visual on those dino-diapers, buddy. Your new shortalls still need to be sent out to have a snap-crotch installed, so you know the routine - time to Stop, Drop & Pop for me, Littlefoot."

Voted "Most Likely to Need a Mid-Class Diaper Change"

If you should ever notice that I unfollowed you, it's almost always b/c there was just too much properly sexual content in your feed (which is fine!) and it's not personal. TMI: My brain has been entirely wired for diapers/babyhood from as far back as I can remember and tummy-time is all I know.

Just a reminder to folks - if you're going to shoot in outdoor/public spaces, please choose your locations carefully and don't do it in populated areas or businesses. If you see a public shot from me, it was planned out like a military operation and done in a remote location.

TFW you realize that next Easter is only 6 months away. 🥺

Mittens. It wasn't just what your hands fumbled around inside of 24 hours a day, it was your new name. You'd been warned what would happen if you touched your diaper too many times, but you figured it was just an empty threat. That is, until the day you found out how many times was "too many."

I only get to play on easy 🙁

I'm not saying that Holiday Inn Express has a file on me, I'm just saying that it's a little suspicious that I seem to always get a room with a chaise lounge - aka the perfect hotel changing table.

Just because I'm not a babyfur doesn't mean my icons aren't. (Open to fursona interpretations if anyone wants to give it a go! I'm most likely a puppy.)

"Whoops! Looks like I left the wipes back in the car after I cleaned my messy lil' eater up from lunchtime. Just hang tight buddy, I'll be back in about 5 minutes..."

Chips & guac—your favorite! You loved it so much, you didn’t mind it becoming daily. You barely noticed it growing thinner and milder, with one less chip each day... until it was far too late. Now, fully weaned off solids, you bounce excitedly for your big bowl of plain pureed avocado—your favorite!

🎵 It's the most frustrating time of the year! 🎵

Getting dolled up in the new dress you were surprised with before your birthday party is all fun and games, until you discover that the zipper locks.

"What was that, my sweet lil' sailor? I couldn't quite understand." "Hmmmhhbbmnhmmbhnn!" "Gee, good point. With so many bags of diapers to bring with us, two full suitcases of clothing for one tiny baby really is overkill for a weekend beach trip. I guess we'll just leave the "boy bag" at home!"

Ideal Daddy: Dry sense of humor, professor vibes. Rarely smiles, but smirks when I fall into his little traps. Dresses me up because it makes me submissive. Taskmaster. Ideal Mommy: Nurturing but firm, comfortable navigating a man’s world but notably feminine. Dresses me up because I look adorable.

C'mon - let me out!

The boys stared at "Baby" in disbelief. The rumor was true. Yes, there really was a failed frat member who'd never been let out of his decades-old pledge week punishment. Yes, the new pledges would be taking care of him all week. And yes, whoever looses the most challenges is on diaper duty all year

I don't fully identify as straight (babyhood is my sole interest) but that's my vibe. With any luck that's a selling point. "I'm not gay but my Daddy is." t-shirt, Yup! Holding your goodnight kiss just a little too long? Go for it. Expectantly holding out your hand at the crosswalk until I take it 🥰

Polo onesies are the mullet of ABDL clothing: Business up front - potty in the back.

You can recite the episode verbatim, you're absolutely sick of it, but Daddy still thinks it's the funniest joke in the world to put it on when guests come over. So you silently suck on your pacifier and settle in for the second viewing this week, because it's what Daddy wants and he spanks HARD.

Watching your partner's inquisitive finger as it moves slowly towards your diaper before being thrust beyond the threshold of the leak guards, you realize that this has nothing to do with checking the condition of your Huggies - they're far too fresh & thick to need a change - this is about control.

She said you'd always be her prince, and she didn't lie. But she's no princess - she's a queen - and every queen needs her king, every kingdom needs a ruler and every little prince must learn his place in the hierarchy.

"What's wrong, bud? Don't you like the backpack I got you for the school year? Whats that? Oh, no need for pants, they're making an exception for you on the uniform requirements - I convinced them that your diapers will be more of a long-term distraction for your classmates if we try to hide them."

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Waiting in my crib, wondering what "fun" today will bring. Perhaps my weekly ride on the coin-operated pony at the mall; performing a lil' routine in my sequined vest, top hat & Huggies at yet another a baby pageant; or being led out of the theater after a mid-movie diaper blowout... time will tell.

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"You won't tell the other boys about this, will you?" 🥺

Impatiently waiting for Mommy to return with a baby wipe to clean me up after dinner, only to hear her chatting with my least favorite babysitter to check her availability for next weekend while mama's "out of town" - AKA meeting up with my eventual Daddy for an extended "adulting" session.

Doing my best impression of a boy who isn't embarrassed about having his diaper checked at the big neighborhood summer block-party as adults chat about an unfamiliar thing called "a job" and TV shows that I've only ever seen on the cover of magazines while holding Daddy's hand in the checkout line.

You thought this would be the easy way out - surely they'd have to let you wear boy's clothes if you just failed one class. But you wouldn't be getting off so easy. Bag packed, zipper locked and diaper already damp - you're all set for your first day as every bully's "favorite" Summer School Sissy💖

The look I give Daddy when he casually asks my former girlfriend if she's available to babysit next Saturday during an unexpected mid-diaper-change encounter at the park.

Bottom pats, please

Leashed 🦮 locked 🍆🔐 and ready to rock (a wet diaper at the park.)

"What's the problem, champ? Don't you like the outfits I picked out for our Disney trip? That's okay, these are just the backups for your carry-on bag - the ones in your luggage are even cuter!"

"Ready" for dinner in my new highchair. (Once my bib gets put on, that is, I didn't want to hide the 4-point harness in the debut photos 😊 Highchair by @yourlittlespace.bsky.social)