Me? A virgin? No no no, I have absolutely done “it” before! (it = climaxing into a birthday cake filled diaper while being cheered on by my former mommy, then heading to Disneyland dressed in a Christopher Robin costume, complete with a large Pooh plush, while she just wore her regular clothes.)

My 1st grade teacher, who was often uncouth ("Everyone who believes there's NO God, line up on this side!" - me, totally alone) explained that our parents had to sign a permission slip because we "belonged" to them and you could have powered a small building with the charge I got from her phrasing.

Does anyone else suffer from Executive Diaper Dysfunction? I know I need to take a bath get my day going, but I don't need a change yet, and the diaper is honestly a higher priority.

I was hoping that a site with more of a personal/candid nature would be less horny than Tumblr/Fetlife - only to find that this is the Street Fighter II Turbo: Hyper Fighting of horny sites.

If you've ever wondered, my nursery is my only bedroom, it's not a spare room or a set for photos (I'm no rich kid.) Also, it's connected to the bathroom, so there isn't much chance of hiding it were someone to come over.

Even though my crib is in Pooh-mode currently, I'm super excited for the Mickey cutout that I just added - it's was very harrowing putting a screw into the footboard of my sanctuary but waking up in the middle of the night and thinking "Mickey is asleep, I should be asleep." will be easily worth it.

One of my major fashion tips for AB boys is to always know your size in womens - some of my best pieces were made for boy-moms and tomboys.

Popular streamer finds the Pixel Pals soundtrack on Spotify —> tries to find the game, finds the diapers —> realizes they can stream easier without bathroom breaks —> posts a diaper confessional to their millions of followers —> younger generations grow up thinking diapers just mean you like games.

Typos bother me so much - considering deleting that last post only because I noticed an autocorrect error that most people just breeze past.

Tired: Getting out of the shower to find your partner spread out on the bed and giving you a “come hither” look. Wired: Getting out of the bubble bath to find your partner spending out shortalls & a heavily boosted diaper on the bed and giving you a “I’ve got a long day of errands planned” look.

People cropping out their heads in pics and only posting their body/diaper to remain anonymous are innocent of any wrongdoing, but the cumulative effect of objectification within the scene is very palpable - I think some people would rather I just worked out at lot more and didn't show my face.

Artwork is a confluence of influences, and unique to it's creator, but there are OCs that you can't tell me I don't share DNA with (I've hung out with one of these artists IRL and had 2 others tell me I was an influence via DMs, so I'm not just tooting my own horn, also, Mickey is a dead giveaway.)

When someone asks me how my diaper is doing and my current emotional state.

I've been sitting on Winnie The Pooh outfits/cutoff shirts for a while, waiting to put my nursery into "Pooh mode" - I think it's time for "Pooh-vember." BTW, I'm housesitting for family from Nov 9th till ? (but I'll get to shoot some backyard stuff as a result!) so this might bleed into Dec.

Digital tracking charts are great, but they just don't have the same pre-schooler vibes as stickers on a calendar - Smiley Face = diapers all day (Goodnites get half a smiley, undies get a frowny face) Gold Star = no sticky diapers, Apple = daily walk/light weights, Paw Print = Locked all day

Me unlocking my chastity cage at exactly 12:01 AM Nov 1st.

Non-sexual daddying doesn't mean you can’t get off -I don’t know what you're doing when watching my monitor -With a blindfold and headphone hypnosis, who’s to say whats happening next to me -Whatever happens during the “don’t turn around game” while I dance to a toddler show is none of my concern

Last day of Locktober project: installing a padlock eye-mount to the crib rail. No more sneaking out at night for this lil' guy 🔒😴

The elephant in the room regarding ABDL clothing that nobody wants to talk about is that we're all chasing garments and designs that are made for far less material than adult-sized clothing requires - we literally need to develop much denser textiles with thicker weaves to get the look we want.

In case its unclear due to my mentions of being Ace/straight-leaning (gun to my head, being raised by women, I trust feminine energy to guide me through something unpleasant over men.) I consider having a large gay following as the HIGHEST possible compliment for a male ABDL content creator.

6 out of 7 of my closest friends are couples that gladly accept me as their 3rd wheel, so I guess I'm both a cuck in the streets and the (Mickey Mouse patterned) sheets.

Yes on Prop 50

Gaslighting a little by giving them a copy of Finnegans Wake and explaining that all books without pictures are like this and if you can't figure it out you're "not ready" for them.

Stopping Goodnight Moon mid-read & saying “we’ll pick it up tomorrow” because it’s 7:31 & “past bedtime” then being the light under my door while you watch the second season of Shogun I’ll never get to see & viewing me fidget with the restraints on the monitor during commercials = rocking my world.

Speaking only for myself, as an asexual ABDL, if you want to get me going during a diaper change, please refrain from getting handsy with me (a few have tried, all have failed) and just be super casual instead - answer a call from work and act like I'm not even there, I'll be throbbing in no time.

The Japanese illustrated Chase and Marshall on this washcloth I bought in Osaka last year just hit different.

Tombstone (1993) Director: George P. Cosmatos

Damn Jean-Luc Godard, I'm just trying to do a little adulting, you don't have to come at me so hard. (brb, getting this printed on a postcard to pull out of my back pocket when friends and family ask why I'm still single.)