If you dig really deep into over 100 pages of Mickey designs on Amazon, eventually you reach the ones made for preschoolers in adult sizes - I have a ridiculously large cart built up right now.

"Aww, baby boy, I know we agreed that chastity was one of your hard limits, but look how pokey your little solider gets whenever I bring it up! You'd better enjoy it while it lasts..."

Seeing the cube of bags filling the playroom, you were kinda worried when Daddy said you had to use all the diapers he'd bought before getting your potty privileges back. Then you saw the packed living room, the den & a garage with no room for a car. That was just the spill-over from the 2nd floor.

The inexplicable desire to have so many diapers that you can't open a cabinet in your home without a comical level of padding falling onto you like a poorly written 90s sitcom.

*1950s housewife voice* "I slave away all day in a hot diaper, and this is the thanks I get!"

Shout out to the booster in my nighttime diaper for breaking open this morning and taking me out of the moment right before I was a naughty little boy, thank you for your service 🫡

Have you ever dreamed of an ideal object, only to search online and find that it actually exists in the real world? I have. 2 down, 2 more left to find. Very glad my brain latched onto Mickey at an early age, this kind of thing would be almost impossible with another character.

3 continuous weeks in diapers with no stickies has me 🫠 right now, but I'm pretty committed to this plan.

I'm starting a 3 month contract at work (normally hourly at a decent rate, now 40 hrs at same price) which is likely to be renewed indefinitely. As such, I'm setting a new rule: when under contract, there must ALWAYS be diapers in transit to me. Not just ordered, not out for delivery - in transit.

Potty training is the ultimate necessary evil. Yes, I'd still be attracted to diapers if I'd never been out of them, but going BACK into diapers - as in "Sure, we said these were bad & gross once, but you're just too incapable and/or too cute to not be in Huggies" - pushes my buttons so much harder.

I was worried the red leather would turn out too dark, but it's just the right middle ground between the maroon decal on the side and the brighter red harness and pretty clearly Mickey Mouse colors. The slick patent leather really gives it a "easy clean up for mealtime" vibe.

My little side has pretty much refused to eat off anything other than these melamine Mickey plates ever since I got them two years ago (to the point where I bought 2 extra sets) and now they've made matching bowls! I predict a slight decline in solid foods coming up...

🎵It’s a diaper-cuck life, for us🎵 🎵It’s a diaper-cuck life, for us🎵 🎶Instead of potty, we get pamps🎶 🎶When we piddle, we get damp🎶 🎵It’s a diaper-cuck life, for us🎵 🎵It’s a diaper-cuck life, for us🎵

I'd normally go for white or blue/pink for something like this, but when I find bondage gear in Mickey Mouse colors, it's hard to resist. Coming soon to a highchair near me.

Setting my “alarm” before bedtime

🎶 Square-bottom boys you make the rockin' world go 'round! 🎶

A Magic 8-Ball but it just has a bunch of activities for littles who need someone to tell them what to do - I just took a nap, but the Nanny Ball says it's time for another 😴

Daddy doesn't bother aiming when he uses the toilet - he knows the sooner things get dirty, the sooner Mommy is going to declare a "house cleaning day" and make you wear that short little maid's uniform he likes to see you in.

Daddy doesn't do things by half-measure. Dinner didn't turn out right? It's going in the trash, let's go get pizza. New shirt doesn't quite fit? It's going in the donation bin. You wet your pants once? You're back in diapers for the next 3 years until *his* next attempt at potty training you.

Diaper companies are leaving $ on the table by not having a chastity-based design. A white diaper with a clip-art lock printed on the landing strip is all it takes, minimal effort in the extreme. Likely, it's so obvious that everyone is scared they'll be beat to the punch due to manufacture time.

First time getting a pack of the US-made NorthShore Megamax and it feels like a notable downgrade. If this is the only option going forward I've probably bought my last bag.

Manager hands Daddy a pack of diapers from the store's "Dom's Choice" line of products - which have very clearly labeled boxes, including laxatives, lubricants, etc. "If you're looking to trim the diaper budget, I recommend giving these a shot. I keep ALL the stock boys in them - so far, so good!"

A grocery store with rock-bottom prices because it's all subsidized by the half-hourly time slots kinksters can book to wear any humiliating outfit they want while everyone else is in normal street clothes. Staff hands out bonus coupons to customers who tease or embarrass the "special guest" shopper

Calming down from the tantrum & using your words to explain to Mommy that you've been very good lately but your little brother has been getting humiliated & degraded way more & you feel neglected. You perk up when she promises to take you shopping in your baby harness tomorrow, just the two of you ❤️

"I'm going to eat dinner on the couch like a big boy!" *Finds an Easter themed episode of "If You Give a Mouse a Cookie"* (highly underrated show imo) "Okay fine, highchair din-din it is."🫤

"Nobody puts baby in the corner" - except for Daddy, he'll put baby in the corner at the drop of a hat, we're talking several hours of nose-to-the-wall corner time...

Dress update: They all fit, the only one I didn't order with a padlock-loop at the neckline came with one anyway (the universe is clearly telling me something,) they're entirely embarrassing and I (love to) hate them.

POV: You shouldn't be spending money after recently returning from an international vacation, but also you have no impulse control...

3 new dresses are arriving today 🫣

Dear adult diaper companies: we're good on designs with bunnies, dinosaurs and anthropomorphic animals - please try literally anything else.

We need a racing-themed diaper - Hotwheels/Cars inspired design, semi-middle coded but cute enough that you'd be embarrassed to be seen wearing them and not Pixel Pals at the sleepover - wetness indicator reveals numbered "checkpoints", final one has a checkered flag so you can race your friends.

While unlikely, @gopretendagain.bsky.social could easily take all my diaper money by following suit with Kiddo and making a plastic-backed version of Try Agains.

Talking to the staff at a department store like an aristocratic child from the 1800s: "What do you mean by calling me "sir?" You are to refer to me as "baby", "lil' man" or even "Pamper packer" but if you continue to insist upon addressing me as an adult, I will have my Daddy speak to your manager!"

3-layer diaper, back in chastity for the first time in months, lunch in the highchair with Paw Patrol on the tablet, solid start to my Saturday. Coming up next: naptime and nursery clean up time while locked in a dress.

A kid-core colored Fitbit with a locking wristband that plays nursery rhymes whenever you fall below the calorie-burning level set by your caregiver and the only way to stop it is to toddler-dance your way to the goal. Satellite connected, strictly to help it trigger when you’re away from the house.

You’re starting a career in “adult entertainment” ✔️Entertaining the adults by attempting to walk in your thick diapers ✔️Entertaining the adults by trying to dodge big spoonfuls of baby food while strapped in your highchair ✔️Entertaining the adults by reciting “I’m a Little Teapot” before 7pm bedtime

Very unlikely, but if you're curious about synthesizer-heavy 80s Japanese pop music, hit me up. I brought 51 albums back with me from my recent JP trip and feel like I didn't go as hard as I could have. I know it's currently popular, but this new wave, NOT City Pop 🤢. www.youtube.com/watch?v=ByYS...

There is way too much focus on Pooh, Tigger, Piglet and Eeyore on WTP merch - this is Owl and Rabbit erasure and I won't stand for it. At the same time, please don't bother putting Gopher on there.

I really have to stop myself from buying all the character socks at Don Quijote, but I’m sure I’ll do a few more hauls - they’re about $2 each so it’s more an issue of already having a ton from my last trip to Japan than going over budget.

I’ve got my whole life to be a big baby, but I’ll only have so many chances to see Mt. Fuji while traveling on a train moving over 200mph. Being an adult is generally awful, however it does have its moments.

I don’t want to clog anyone’s feed with non-ABDL content just because I’m traveling, but yes, I made it to Japan. Wrapping up my time in Tokyo and headed to Kobe today.

Boys who want to be feminine don't do much for me, it's boys who carry a slingshot in the back pocket and say things like "that sissy stuff is for girls!" who I want to see blushing their cheeks off in a very frilly dress while pouting & folding their arms. Humiliation over feminization every time.

If all goes according to plan, in 48hrs I'll be very tired, a little cranky, and in Japan. I'm not really ready, but you could give me several years to prepare and that would remain true.

A notable benefit of wearing diapers is not needing to worry about reserving space in your luggage for souvenirs and other various purchases while traveling, because a rather bulky part of your wardrobe won't be coming back with you.

Wetting/messing are of no interest to me without the Schrodinger's cat situation of being simultaneously dirty and clean that diapers create. Yeah, it's a total disaster in there and sitting down is going to make it worse, but you aren't going to stain the furniture, so it's "clean" until opened.

Boys being unexpectedly returned to babyhood may occasionally put up resistance. Not to worry, simply strip them down to their diaper, locked mittens & spiked booties, then turn the AC up all the way and place a nice warm blanket in your lap, they'll come cuddling up to their new Daddy in no time.

A diaper with heat-reactive DayGlo colors for the real 90s kids - full case orders come with a free snap bracelet.

Between going back to work & having a Japan trip in 16 days, my little side has been a bit elusive - but that doesn't mean I've stopped wearing or altered my nap schedule. I've taken Goodnites breaks & stopped wearing chastity, b/c it triggers my bedwetting & I don't need to wet myself on the plane.