necklace that’s like a coke spoon but it’s a wii remote

stimulants r wild do yall just live like this all the time

two shots in on three shot wednesday #askmeanything

idk how yall do it bc if i had straight hair i wouldn’t be nonbinary. you would never catch me with a flat ass mullet

enchanting her rose until she moisturizes

went to the doctor and she asked me about my vagina for 45 minutes it’s like woah… buy me a beer first!

sometimes when i’m really feeling bad i just scroll r/sandwiches and things really feel okay

why ain’t no one awake i had a lot of wine i wanna have a conversation

gotta be real with that pronoun shit. sometimes i be feeling like a 50 year old white woman.

the hoes r so fake bc why don’t i have a bajillion dollars in my acc rn? y’all don’t love me.

as a man with an unblemished record of homosexuality, my hole is so tight rn

nothin like getting out of bed at 3pm and then getting tacobell. #thriving

any time i get second place in mario kart i feel like a 4 time legacy student who was rejected from harvard. i’ve let my ancestors down.

if no one buys my clothes on depop after all of this work i’m going to have to tell my therapist i am an imminent threat to myself and others

aliens being real is like cool but it’s not really life changing like i’m still just gonna drink a beer

at work taking pictures of the bear livestream like i’m at a concert

where’s the ken with the fat knockers?

are there shitposters here or do i have the ability to do something meaningful for the first time in my life

since my mom doesn’t know this app exists there is nothing holding me back