[porn] I know I'm not getting any younger. I know I'm moving from dad bod to grandad bod. This "flexing with a boner" thing is just what you do when you can bate these days. I kinda like it. My arms aren't what they used to be but they're not nothin' And […] [Original post on mastobate.social]

[sexual content] I came so hard today, but not until I'd been glazed by FOUR of my fellows at the Jacks over two hours of group masturbation with 115 men.* I could not have asked for a better return to my club. I love Rain City Jacks so much. *No, I didn't play with 115 men. I was *with *them […]

[sexual content] On the third and final day of abstinence, the urge to masturbate has become intense, which was part of the point: intensifying my desire response. I woke up with a full erection. Taking my morning piss was a challenge for a few minutes since the upward curve of my cock was […]

[sexual content] # Masturbation Month Thoughts ## 8 April 2026 An important element of my solosex life is strategic abstinence. I don't mean "cum denial." I mean not masturbating for short, planned periods of time. Surprised? _For me,_ that's a max of three days. Just planning it makes me […]

[sexual content] The original National Masturbation Day was on May 7 (today) https://www.checkiday.com/751712d7b1b92caa0c85f0b5311cfc20/national-masturbation-day

[sexual content] I'm a confident guy but I also appreciate encouragement. If I write something or make a comment that fits for you or… oh I don't know… **post dick pics…** your reactions always encourage me to engage more I'm just saying

[porn] #sundaypenisposting #penis #erection #boner #bator #masturbator

[porn] one of the few shirts I don't сum on

[porn] Here's a jizzy penis for my bros

[sexual content] **TRUE STORY:** My new urologist asked me for a semen sample to culture to make sure there was no infection in my prostate, since I'd had a recent episode that landed me in the hospital (**NOT** fun). I got the sample collection kit in the mail along with instructions for […]

[sexual content] # THIS AIN'T TUMBLR, DUDES * If a post bothers me, I mute that post * If a user bothers me, I mute that user * If a user posts stuff that squeaks me, I block that user * If a user posts nothing but AI, I block that user from my entire server * If a user posts […]

Just a reminder that you can’t suck a dick made of pixels Put down the phone and enjoy some IRL today

[sexual content] It’s Friday. Where are all my fat cocks?

[sexual content] # #prediction Performative gooning will prove to be a trend and by the 2030s will feel passé Aging zeebers will recall their gooner days like boomers recall Space Invaders, like Xers recall Donkey Kong, like Millennials recall Coldplay

[sexual content] I love men, sexually, socially, and intellectually and I respect and honor differences but I'm not purely objective I have innate and learned preferences I love women too though not sexually I have my own story, my own perspectives that effect relationships and interactions […]

[sexual content] Y'all who follow me know that I'm not into anal, not aroused by pics of guys presenting their holes or clips of fucking… but I support and admire the impulse to intimately reveal ourselves, to fully own our bodies and our sex. It doesn't turn me on, but I actually love it on a […]

My feed is super jizzy today

[sexual content] A kinky guy on Bluesky referred to me as "vanilla." I still find this laughable… but only because so many BDSM folks only see the world in chocolate (power exchange) and vanilla (conventional/straight) and don't seem to know how to classify or process the other 30+ flavors […]

Dudes showing off their boners on Bluesky is getting me through the end times

[sexual content] When I describe the sorts of guys I'm into, that's never intended to exclude anyone of any type. I may fall into certain patterns, but my penis lets me know when somebody turns me on, regardless of those patterns. I'm always pretty clear about those preferences: over 35 […]

[sexual content] Saw #Pillion yesterday with my husband. I loved it. He appreciated it with mixed feelings. Normal for us with most movies. I'm far easier to please than he is. We also both exist completely outside the power-exchange culture, with me being […] [Original post on mastobate.social]

[sexual content] Day 16 after my hip replacement surgery. I made the decision to not cam or post any self-porn until the swelling had come down significantly. There's an impressive scar just to the left of my cock, roughly the same length as my erection. I'll certainly look for ways to […]

Dear Bluesky, Please enjoy these post-gym wiener photos I took in the shower for weinerposting Friday. Warm regards, 𝓜𝓪𝓻𝓯 #irlnudes #fcf #irlnsfw

[sexual content] Definitely a first-world problem… I'm just a week post-surgery and I'm too self-conscious about the bruising and swelling to post FCF pics. Just believe me when I tell you that I'm healing and very much masturbating my fat cock.

[sexual content] Speaking of medical bills… I won't be posting any pics or videos of my solosex for you hungry hungry hippos for a few weeks. Jack Daddy is wearing some bruises in some conspicuous areas… and not the good kind. Please post extra penis to make up for my temporary deficit. Thank […]

[sexual content] # Donations fell short in February If you value Mastobate and want to see it continue, demonstrating that with a donation from time to time will help keep the pixels shining. No ads = no revenue = no money to pay for the server unless a donation or three keeps me at […]

[sexual content] Something I will never, never, never, never, never, never, never do… is tell you to Like, Favorite, Boost, Repost, or any other engagement whoring around anything I post. Ever. If you favorite something, that's a nice compliment to the poster. If you boost or repost it, that's […]

[porn] Again, I fucked up the focus… but somehow this bate-and-cum clip still works. Please excuse my dick-drunk disregard for video quality. I was **SO FUCKING HORNY** today. this orgasm was as intense and satisfying as it sounds. I love being a […] [Original post on mastobate.social]

[sexual content] # Is this thing on?

Covering a few bases here… Fresh jar of lube, chair cover, and #tightywhitey #briefs from @batorbalm.bsky.social, #pubes #boner #dadbod #bator #penis and #MCM for #MonochromeMonday and #NoAI, #NoSlop for good measure.

[porn] I masturbated

[porn] 4 strokes times ∞

[porn] I was in a mood this morning #masturbate #bate #briefs #briefsbate #bator #bro #sperm #cum #boner

[porn] Happy Fat Cock Friday to all who celebrate #fcf #bator #penis #masturbation #boner

[porn] A moment from last night's session

[sexual content] I’m feeling much better, thank you #greasypenis #boner #bator

[sexual content] I apologize for not posting more lately. The holidays have been a bit of… an adventure. I’ve not been feeling super healthy this winter. if I’m not posting my cock, you know something’s off.

[Midnight glow] RE: https://mastobate.social/@GiftedPersonal/115772167636190763 Dudes' cock is absolutely glorious. Love having this man on Mastobate! Let's show him our appreciation, bators. 💦💦💦💦💦

[sexual content] "ruined" countdown

[sexual content] And yeah… if you’ve followed me for a while, you already know I don’t just post dick pics. And I welcome and engage with responses!

[sexual content] T was tested Monday during my annual physical and results came in yesterday and no surprise: my natural levels are normal, a bit above average at 635/56. Not bad for 67. Of course I always want more, but I consider TRT a last resort and totally uncalled for given my good […]

[sexual content] Here’s my edged penis

[porn] After taking a piss at the gym, I noticed my penis was soft and I had to work fast to capture it before it got fully hard. It really likes the camera. #soft

[sexual content] There's a cocksucker on the bird site I miss, even nearly four years since I abandoned that hellscape. He popped up on Bluesky the other day and I promptly popped a load.

[nsfw ejaculation redtank] RE: https://mastobate.social/@jackdaddypaul/109813139173075582 Reposting this nut clip from almost three years ago because watching myself masturbate inspires me to masturbate more

[porn] I caught a chest cold in mid October and it only fully cleared up this past week. Therefore, I masturbated. Happy #fatcockfriday #fcf

Five days without Amazon, Whole Foods, Home Depot, or Target? Hell yes! I commit gladly. We can do this. weaintbuyingit.com

[sexual content] RE: https://mastobate.social/@har404/115588825460494077 This would be infinitely more believable if literally any of these guys were sweating

[porn] Somehow, I didn't capture audio, so I went to add some sound and decided to go all #mcm with it #monochromemonday #nutallnovember

[porn] I call this, _"White on Black."_ I love seeing your dick in the comments! Don't be shy, brother. Maybe you can show me your sperm too. #sundaypenisposting #masturbation #penis #boner #cock #cum #sperm #jizz